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Secret service arrests pokmon train

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After being caught climbing over the white house fence...on 9/11...and Obama wasnt even there

Boy that would be a great story to tell at a party. If they dont throw him in jail.

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Response to Secret service arrests pokmon train 2014-09-12 18:01:39


Looks like he jumped the wrong fence and had his Ash handed to him.


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Response to Secret service arrests pokmon train 2014-09-12 18:07:17


At 9/12/14 06:01 PM, VJF wrote: Looks like he jumped the wrong fence and had his Ash handed to him.

I got misty eyed when I read this story.

Response to Secret service arrests pokmon train 2014-09-12 18:10:19


At 9/12/14 06:07 PM, GenericScreen wrote:
At 9/12/14 06:01 PM, VJF wrote: Looks like he jumped the wrong fence and had his Ash handed to him.
I got misty eyed when I read this story.

I guess the guy was unlucky to get caught. He must have been Jinxed.


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Response to Secret service arrests pokmon train 2014-09-12 18:21:39


At 9/12/14 06:10 PM, VJF wrote:
At 9/12/14 06:07 PM, GenericScreen wrote:
At 9/12/14 06:01 PM, VJF wrote: Looks like he jumped the wrong fence and had his Ash handed to him.
I got misty eyed when I read this story.
I guess the guy was unlucky to get caught. He must have been Jinxed.

Personally I think the whole situation is just Ghastly.

Response to Secret service arrests pokmon train 2014-09-12 18:36:37


At 9/12/14 06:21 PM, GenericScreen wrote: Personally I think the whole situation is just Ghastly.

I know. But don't you find the story also a bit Oddish?


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Response to Secret service arrests pokmon train 2014-09-12 18:41:21


He would have stood a better chance if he were a Raichu.

Raichu > Pikachu


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Response to Secret service arrests pokmon train 2014-09-12 18:47:07


"What’s next, Charizard invades Congress?"

Hah, I wish.

Response to Secret service arrests pokmon train 2014-09-12 20:44:23


Why are you all under the impression that he'll get some sort of trial? He jumped the White House fence. There won't be a trial. He'll just be shipped off to one of the many Terrorist Relocation Camps where he'll be 'evaluated' for 'mental health' and 'encouraged' to take part in 'community service'.

The same thing happened to Bedn.

Response to Secret service arrests pokmon train 2014-09-12 22:11:39


At 9/12/14 06:36 PM, VJF wrote:
At 9/12/14 06:21 PM, GenericScreen wrote: Personally I think the whole situation is just Ghastly.
I know. But don't you find the story also a bit Oddish?

It is a little weird, I wonder if he grew up in Onyx.

Response to Secret service arrests pokmon train 2014-09-12 22:21:50


"Pikachu used 9/11"

"It's not very effective..."


"who are you to decide what is right and wrong? where do you draw that line?"

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Response to Secret service arrests pokmon train 2014-09-12 22:22:00


At 9/12/14 10:11 PM, GenericScreen wrote:
At 9/12/14 06:36 PM, VJF wrote:
At 9/12/14 06:21 PM, GenericScreen wrote: Personally I think the whole situation is just Ghastly.
I know. But don't you find the story also a bit Oddish?
It is a little weird, I wonder if he grew up in Onyx.

He probably could have gotten away with whatever he was planning on doing if he wasn't such a Slowpoke.


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Response to Secret service arrests pokmon train 2014-09-12 22:30:46


At 9/12/14 10:22 PM, VJF wrote:
At 9/12/14 10:11 PM, GenericScreen wrote:
At 9/12/14 06:36 PM, VJF wrote:
At 9/12/14 06:21 PM, GenericScreen wrote: Personally I think the whole situation is just Ghastly.
I know. But don't you find the story also a bit Oddish?
It is a little weird, I wonder if he grew up in Onyx.
He probably could have gotten away with whatever he was planning on doing if he wasn't such a Slowpoke.

Man the cops really surrounded him quickly. It even looks like the police dog made a rabidash.

Response to Secret service arrests pokmon train 2014-09-12 22:59:51


At 9/12/14 10:30 PM, GenericScreen wrote:

Man the cops really surrounded him quickly. It even looks like the police dog made a rabidash.

Maybe the police dogs were a bit Krabby that day.


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Response to Secret service arrests pokmon train 2014-09-12 23:10:24


At 9/12/14 10:59 PM, VJF wrote:
At 9/12/14 10:30 PM, GenericScreen wrote:

Man the cops really surrounded him quickly. It even looks like the police dog made a rabidash.
Maybe the police dogs were a bit Krabby that day.

The secret service are always trained to Zapdos trespassing pokemon trainers.


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Response to Secret service arrests pokmon train 2014-09-12 23:13:20


At 9/12/14 11:10 PM, Timmy wrote: The secret service are always trained to Zapdos trespassing pokemon trainers.

I think a fitting punishment would be exeggcute to him.

Response to Secret service arrests pokmon train 2014-09-12 23:18:00


At 9/12/14 11:13 PM, GenericScreen wrote:
At 9/12/14 11:10 PM, Timmy wrote: The secret service are always trained to Zapdos trespassing pokemon trainers.
I think a fitting punishment would be exeggcute to him.

Well who would be the Exeggutor of his estate? Also, wouldn't he Haunter the White House afterwards if they did Exeggcute him?


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Response to Secret service arrests pokmon train 2014-09-12 23:24:09


At 9/12/14 08:44 PM, Bit wrote: Why are you all under the impression that he'll get some sort of trial? He jumped the White House fence. There won't be a trial. He'll just be shipped off to one of the many Terrorist Relocation Camps where he'll be 'evaluated' for 'mental health' and 'encouraged' to take part in 'community service'.

The same thing happened to Bedn.

Good point....


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Response to Secret service arrests pokmon train 2014-09-12 23:42:37


At 9/12/14 11:18 PM, VJF wrote:
At 9/12/14 11:13 PM, GenericScreen wrote:
At 9/12/14 11:10 PM, Timmy wrote: The secret service are always trained to Zapdos trespassing pokemon trainers.
I think a fitting punishment would be exeggcute to him.
Well who would be the Exeggutor of his estate? Also, wouldn't he Haunter the White House afterwards if they did Exeggcute him?

I'm gonna have to contemplate this a magneton before I reach a decision.

Response to Secret service arrests pokmon train 2014-09-13 04:52:34


At 9/12/14 11:42 PM, GenericScreen wrote:
I'm gonna have to contemplate this a magneton before I reach a decision.

At least he took a Chancey and did something none of us would attempt to do.


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Response to Secret service arrests pokmon train 2014-09-13 12:01:40


seems like he was on his 7th badge & very determined...been there before


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Response to Secret service arrests pokmon train 2014-09-13 12:07:44


At 9/13/14 04:52 AM, VJF wrote:
At 9/12/14 11:42 PM, GenericScreen wrote:
I'm gonna have to contemplate this a magneton before I reach a decision.
At least he took a Chancey and did something none of us would attempt to do.

Are Mew thinking what I'm thinking?


This is where I wrote something funny

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Response to Secret service arrests pokmon train 2014-09-13 12:20:09


He was sequence breaking with the Brock skip glitch and accidentally crossed the wrong loading zone.


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Response to Secret service arrests pokmon train 2014-09-13 12:39:19


At 9/13/14 12:07 PM, Mismo wrote:
At 9/13/14 04:52 AM, VJF wrote:
At 9/12/14 11:42 PM, GenericScreen wrote:
I'm gonna have to contemplate this a magneton before I reach a decision.
At least he took a Chancey and did something none of us would attempt to do.
Are Mew thinking what I'm thinking?

Are Mew thinking of doing something sneaky and Misdreavus? Because I don't think anyone should try to invade the White House; that place is built like a Forretress.


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Response to Secret service arrests pokmon train 2014-09-13 13:39:20


Well this will Haunter him for a while!

Response to Secret service arrests pokmon train 2014-09-13 15:06:47


This is going even better than I had hoped!


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Response to Secret service arrests pokmon train 2014-09-13 18:36:36


Dafuq did i just read?


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Response to Secret service arrests pokmon train 2014-09-13 19:26:10


At 9/12/14 05:56 PM, Wegra wrote: Secret service arrests pokmon train

I came when I heard that trains could get arrested in America.

You lied to me.


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Response to Secret service arrests pokmon train 2014-09-13 21:26:27


At 9/12/14 05:56 PM, Wegra wrote:
INB4 Pokemon related jokes

I think the news article itself gave me enough of those already...


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Response to Secret service arrests pokmon train 2014-09-13 21:32:37


At 9/13/14 09:26 PM, Hybrid-Of-Souls wrote:
At 9/12/14 05:56 PM, Wegra wrote:
INB4 Pokemon related jokes
I think the news article itself gave me enough of those already...

Ditto on that.


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