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Could be profound, could be stupid. from a cartoon or from some dead guy It doesn't really matter.
just post your favorite quotes!
Bonus if you guess where someone elses is from

That said.
"Authority must be obeyed, or it must be overthrown!"

"Would you please pass the jelly?"

At 9/12/14 03:07 PM, SmartyPants wrote: "Would you please pass the jelly?"

poetry

Again.... "Clowning is about the freedom that comes from a state of total, unconditional acceptance of our most authentic selves, warts and all. It offers us respite from our self-doubts and fears, and opens the door to joy. And the best part is, we are all already our clowns. They are here inside us, waiting for us to recognize them so that they can come out and play." -Jan Henderson

"Ruh roh" ~ Scooby Doo

At 9/12/14 03:02 PM, AtlasTheGaurdian wrote: Could be profound, could be stupid. from a cartoon or from some dead guy It doesn't really matter.
just post your favorite quotes!
Bonus if you guess where someone elses is from

That said.
"Authority must be obeyed, or it must be overthrown!"

"Making it worse? How could it BE worse? JEHOVA, JEHOVA"

"More weight!"

Giles Corey

"Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try;
No hell below us, above us only sky."
- John Lennon

"Love is evil, spell it backwards, I'll show you."
- Eminem

At 9/12/14 03:26 PM, Slacker013 wrote: "Ruh roh" ~ Scooby Doo

"Zoinks!" - Shaggy Rogers

I saw this somewhere:

"you have the musical taste of a soccer mom who just got divorced"

"it's only when you've lost everything, that you're free to do anything." -Tyler Durden

"Bob has bitch tits."

"Bullshit! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!"

"It's not a motorcycle baby, it's a chopper."

Pocket watch, impatient / Find a mate and make the migration / Break the rules but first break the rulers / and keep it movin like a rumor / I don't need to defend my defensiveness / I keep to myself, my family and friendships / I got enough people I can disappoint / If you disagree, I think you missed the point.

At 9/12/14 05:03 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: I saw this somewhere:

"you have the musical taste of a soccer mom who just got divorced"

HAHAHA

An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded.

"I'm not running for office. And when I did that interview, I was vocal about a lot of things that I've been dealing with over the last 10 years as I was put in the classification of 'just' a celebrity, because for me, I'm a creative genius, and there's no other way to word it. I know you're not supposed to say that about yourself and I say things the wrong way a lot of times, but my intention is always positive and I wanna bring more things to the world, I want to help the world. I want to make peoples’ lives easier. I spent 2 of my checks in telemarketing when I was 18 years old on a pair of Gucci slippers, and this is before there was H&M and Zara, you couldn’t just find cool stuff when you were growing up. And for me, I care about cool stuff. It means something to me, it means stuff to a lot of people that are like me, and that’s what I was talking about on the Zane interview."

- a big floppy dildo

"Life is a game. To play it, you have to abuse it."

At 9/12/14 06:23 PM, Vinnyy wrote: "Life is a game. To play it, you have to abuse it."

"There are only two types of people in this world, those born with power and those who take it"

At 9/12/14 05:53 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: "I'm not running for office. And when I did that interview, I was vocal about a lot of things that I've been dealing with over the last 10 years as I was put in the classification of 'just' a celebrity, because for me, I'm a creative genius, and there's no other way to word it. I know you're not supposed to say that about yourself and I say things the wrong way a lot of times, but my intention is always positive and I wanna bring more things to the world, I want to help the world. I want to make peoples’ lives easier. I spent 2 of my checks in telemarketing when I was 18 years old on a pair of Gucci slippers, and this is before there was H&M and Zara, you couldn’t just find cool stuff when you were growing up. And for me, I care about cool stuff. It means something to me, it means stuff to a lot of people that are like me, and that’s what I was talking about on the Zane interview."

- a big floppy dildo

>because for me, I'm a creative genius
>I care about cool stuff. It means something to me

O.o
Sounds like a Kanye West quote

Anyway, I think this whole song is made up of my favorite quotes.

At 9/12/14 06:29 PM, AtlasTheGaurdian wrote:

At 9/12/14 06:23 PM, Vinnyy wrote: "Life is a game. To play it, you have to abuse it."

"There are only two types of people in this world, those born with power and those who take it"

"Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely."

"I discovered at a very early age that if I talk long enough, I can make anything right or wrong. So either I'm God or truth is relative. In either case, booyah!"
-- Jeff Winger

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.

Aristotle.

"Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely."

"One mans corruption, is another mans heaven"

This is the only quote thread that comes to mind.

"The power to cause pain is the only power that matters. The power to kill and destroy because if you can't kill then you are always subject to those who can and nothing and no one will ever save you." -Ender Wiggin from 'Ender's Game'

At 9/12/14 09:57 PM, Piggler wrote: This is the only quote thread that comes to mind.

Glad to be of service

At 9/12/14 09:57 PM, GenericScreen wrote: "The power to cause pain is the only power that matters. The power to kill and destroy because if you can't kill then you are always subject to those who can and nothing and no one will ever save you." -Ender Wiggin from 'Ender's Game'

"No gods or kings. Only man." - Andrew Ryan from Bioshock

"To be raped overseas by so many men... It's like a dream come true!"
-a slut from some erotic manga

At 9/12/14 10:02 PM, FantasticFox wrote: "No gods or kings. Only man." - Andrew Ryan from Bioshock

"imgay" - AtlasTheGaurdian

At 9/12/14 10:11 PM, WahyahRanger wrote: "You're not fat"

"You're fucking fat"

-the same unnamed BBS user, a few months apart.

I-I love you......