If you were getting put in the chair and given a last meal, what would you pick?

I'd probably pick Olive Garden's Neverending Pasta Bowl. I'd never finish it and cheat the system.

Red Lobster's ultimate feast w/ extra garlic butter

I shall then die with happi tastebuds

Original Joke, ebic may may. spaghetti falling out of pockets and surrounding me in a pool of lukewarm mushy death as i attempt to breathe all i receive is spaghetti filling my lungs to the extent and line my lungs like a plate of fresh hot never ending pasta bowl as i try to eat the pasta in only empties from my pockets only to fill back into my lungs a never ending cycle of pasta filling either my lungs or entering my stomach and magically leaving my pocket as I attempt to escape I am only met with more spaghetti I don't ever die but just keep spilling more pasta until I can no longer breathe and in turn become a strand of spaghetti which is then put into a boiling pot of water and enters the mouth of a very hungry customer

Man...take some spicy green curry, and instead of traditional beef, use strips of sirloin steak in the bowl. Give me a whole pound of spicy salami calabrese on the side, and I'd be ready to die.

Ah, and a cold draught of Fireman #4.

At 9/9/14 03:53 AM, Cabbster wrote: If it was regulated by da cops : Fugu. Who cares, might as well die ironically.

If not regulated I'd order broccoli with a side of vegan oil. No one is gonna kill a vegan so obviously they'll let me go when they notice.

I'd kill a vegan, and only vegans.

Bacon covered in bacon with a little bacon on the side.

Chicken Soup, with a bottle of Coke.

Nothing too fancy.

I'll have a number 3 with a side order of large fries and a medium coke.

At 9/9/14 08:23 AM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: The Executioner.

Well played

If I was about to die I don't think I'd be able to eat.

A single bean.

At 9/9/14 04:03 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: the lungs of 30 virgins,

Okay, I have to ask. Why lungs and why virgins?

The world's rarest truffle. Then while they were searching for it, I would make my daring escape.

Then again.. I'd miss out on eating the world's rarest truffle. Quite the conundrum.

A Trillion Dollars, and as soon as they gave it to me I'd pay off the guards, while using the rest to make a new life in El Paso.

Hemlock.

Because death by electrocution sounds not fun.

Steak and fugu. And the best beer in the world.

Costco cheese pizza and a mocha. If I grew up eating it I want to die with it

Chicken and waffles, never put those 2 together.

Costco cheese pizza and a mocha. If I grew up eating it I want to die with it

Lobster tails and Sashimi non stop until they have to push back the execution. With Saki, and Beer.

At 9/10/14 01:42 AM, DarkMatter wrote: Lobster tails and Sashimi non stop until they have to push back the execution. With Saki, and Beer.

This, but add makizushi as well.

At 9/10/14 03:05 AM, Conal wrote: I saw in a documentary that you don't get to pick a very specific meal of your choice any more, some people would order a ridiculous meal that takes time to get the ingredients for. One of the guards made a comment that if it were him, he'd want caviare from the black sea.

They do have a very strict line now (which does somewhat change between states but is still roughly the same)

It's sad because your last meal in such prisons is actually limited to what food is available in the kitchen and it has a low budget.

There was a case where someone's last meal was a vegetarian pizza to give to the homeless. The prison refused to do this. There was some good that came from it when the public began honouring his last wishes themselves and gave such pizzas to the homeless. But it doesn't change the fact that it shows how stingy prisons are with their last meals.

At 9/9/14 01:15 AM, vannila-guerilla wrote: If you were getting put in the chair and given a last meal, what would you pick?

Tacos al pastor. Call me cheesy, but I miss my nation's typical dishes.
Alternatively, pulling this off.

At 9/10/14 03:50 AM, TwistedPersonality wrote: Alternatively, pulling this off.

Shit, somehow it didn't upload. Anyway, here it is.

At 9/9/14 08:23 AM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: The Executioner.

The Chair!

At 9/9/14 03:52 PM, Magical-Zorse wrote: If I was about to die I don't think I'd be able to eat.

This.

But if I had to, I'd go with a PB&J.

Cleans my colon so they don't have to.

At 9/9/14 01:15 AM, vannila-guerilla wrote: If you were getting put in the chair and given a last meal, what would you pick?

I'd probably pick Olive Garden's Neverending Pasta Bowl. I'd never finish it and cheat the system.

I had the same idea but with Chinese food

A huge dish of mantu, sambosa, oshac, Turkish kebab, my mom's rice with chicken, lasagna, pasta shells in meaty, cheesy, mushroomy pasta sauce, Taco Bell Beefy Five Layer burrito, follow it up with legitimate Mexican food (home made tacos, burritos, quesadillas, arroz con pollo, alambre, nachos, gordita, flan), pulled pork barbeque, ribs, sirloin steak, and top it off with a bunch of baklava, cheese cakes, pies, apple cobbler, and some orange juice to go along with it all.

I'm fucking starving. What's the minimum amount of people I have to kill to get the death sentence?

At 9/10/14 09:16 AM, wolfe wrote:

At 9/9/14 08:23 AM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: The Executioner.

The Chair!

Deep fry this chair. I'll take a whack at it.

A large carryout order of several food items from Olive Garden. The money will be coming from the executioner's paycheck, since he's always the one who has to pay for everything.