Not like that sub-par comedy movie, I mean like legit bloody gorey homicide you could get away scott free with & tip-toe away with no remorse...how would, in graphic detail, massacre your boss?
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Kill him brutally...with kindness and love.
Sexy Yes? I would think so :3
But seriously, if I had a boss I wouldn't kill him. I'd be in jail if I did that.
At 9/5/14 05:09 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: But seriously, if I had a boss I wouldn't kill him. I'd be in jail if I did that.
Read the OP, it says "you could get away scott free".
"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."
Cut many minor arteries to cause extensive bleeding, then heal the wounds. Then burn him extensively, to cause massive pain. Punch a hundred times even though it wouldn't cause any damage. Pour lots of cold water on to rinse off the blood. Get a dentist to repair his teeth without knocking him out -ok that ones too cruel for me.
Then crucify for 3 days, but with food and water provided. Then (and the boss has his hands cuffed the whole time so far btw) throw that fat fuck into a lake, fetching him after he drowns and reviving him. Then to finish it all off, impale the fuck on a pole, to slowly die in excruciating pain over the course of a week.
i am my own boss so NO NNONONONONONONONONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Solwings formerly dalexj1337 - Being a sped online since 2014
My boss kinda sucks but for the most part he's a pretty good guy so I wouldn't kill him.
But... but... what if you're your own boss...?
At 9/5/14 11:06 AM, dumbclowny wrote: But... but... what if you're your own boss...?
Kill yourself, i guess...
"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."
I wouldn't kill him. but id fuck his wife
At 9/5/14 11:26 AM, xXSp1cyN1njaXx wrote: I wouldn't kill him. but id fuck his wife
Pfft! That's nothing! I'd restrain him bdsm-style, then I'll continue to fuck his wife, sister, and daughter in front of him.
At 9/5/14 03:29 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:At 9/5/14 11:26 AM, xXSp1cyN1njaXx wrote: I wouldn't kill him. but id fuck his wifePfft! That's nothing! I'd restrain him bdsm-style, then I'll continue to fuck his wife, sister, and daughter in front of him.
or I would send a famous contract rapist to his house. you probably know him
Grab his arms a pull until they ripped off or at least got dislocated.
I got Tom to make a sig, bow down to me.
Speak the name Alabratrull and banish him to the 48th circle of the Shadow Realm
I wouldn't, I don't have a dysfunctional working relationship with my boss.
At 9/5/14 08:30 AM, Vinnyy wrote: What reason could I have to commit such an atrocious act? Even if I had a boss and strongly disliked him, I would still be against using such violence.
You've become soft. You'll never be able to join the Mythic Dawn if you can't get your hands dirty.
At 9/5/14 11:26 AM, xXSp1cyN1njaXx wrote: I wouldn't kill him. but id fuck his wife
That can be punishment enough as well.
" or I would send a famous contract rapist to his house. you probably know him "
I paid J. Howell to rape you
At 9/5/14 04:16 PM, darkjam wrote: Grab his arms a pull until they ripped off or at least got dislocated.
It's the start
I would kill his negative thoughts with a drink.
At 9/5/14 02:12 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: Does this answer your question?
Whack means masturbate you homo
*sigh*
