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Guys

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Guys 2014-08-30 11:12:51


Guys, I Killed a hooker accidentally. what do I do?

Response to Guys 2014-08-30 11:28:00


Do what any normal person would do and drag her out into the street and forget about it.


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Response to Guys 2014-08-30 11:31:08


Fuck her before she gets cold.


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Response to Guys 2014-08-30 11:32:22


At 8/30/14 11:31 AM, larrynachos wrote: Fuck her before she gets cold.

She died during sex. my trophy fell on her head.

Response to Guys 2014-08-30 11:33:50


At 8/30/14 11:32 AM, joe-mayson wrote:
At 8/30/14 11:31 AM, larrynachos wrote: Fuck her before she gets cold.
She died during sex. my trophy fell on her head.

Then fuck her AGAIN.


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Response to Guys 2014-08-30 11:38:45


Well, how nice.

Response to Guys 2014-08-30 11:44:25


At 8/30/14 11:38 AM, NGPulp wrote: Well, how nice.

Nice? But what do Now? Seriously, my mom is coming home soon and the corpse is starting to stink.

Response to Guys 2014-08-30 11:49:09


At 8/30/14 11:45 AM, Ama wrote:
At 8/30/14 11:44 AM, joe-mayson wrote:
At 8/30/14 11:38 AM, NGPulp wrote: Well, how nice.
Nice? But what do Now? Seriously, my mom is coming home soon and the corpse is starting to stink.
Cut her into pieces, but it in the blender and drink it all.

Serve hooker smoothies!

Response to Guys 2014-08-30 11:57:28


At 8/30/14 11:51 AM, Ama wrote:
At 8/30/14 11:49 AM, NGPulp wrote: Serve hooker smoothies!
Smoothies rhyme with cooties.
It's a conspiracy!

DEAR GOD YOU'RE RIGHT.

what am I doing with my life

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Response to Guys 2014-08-30 12:55:37


At 8/30/14 11:44 AM, joe-mayson wrote:
At 8/30/14 11:38 AM, NGPulp wrote: Well, how nice.
Nice? But what do Now? Seriously, my mom is coming home soon and the corpse is starting to stink.

Are you sure your mom isn't the hooker?


Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.

It's better to die together than to live alone.

Sig by Decky

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Response to Guys 2014-08-30 13:04:27


Now you don't have to pay for sex, i don't see the problem.


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to Guys 2014-08-30 13:55:25


You better get acquainted with someone who owns a pig farm, and quick.


Happily ETS'd.

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Response to Guys 2014-08-30 14:44:24


1)Kill Hooker
2)Make a thread about it
3)????
4)Profit?


Bitte meine beliebte Nazi mods, keine bannerino, weil ich auch ein Nazi Scwein bin! Danke schön

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Response to Guys 2014-08-30 14:47:40


If she has no visible wounds you can make it look like a suicide. Find a noose and hang her in a motel closet.


Give me cash and receive arts!

(thanks for the years of Lulu/Payne r34 my loyal dealers)

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Response to Guys 2014-08-30 15:43:24


Look on the bright side now you can do pretty much anything to her. Its always been my fantasy to have corpse of a woman lying around.

Response to Guys 2014-08-30 16:34:03


At 8/30/14 02:24 PM, Slacker013 wrote:
At 8/30/14 11:32 AM, joe-mayson wrote:
She died during sex. my trophy fell on her head.
How dare you lie about having a trophy, commit suicide you worthless piece of trash!
Winners don't pay for sex!

You don't know what type of trophy it is.

Response to Guys 2014-08-30 16:49:40


At 8/30/14 04:34 PM, joe-mayson wrote:
At 8/30/14 02:24 PM, Slacker013 wrote:
At 8/30/14 11:32 AM, joe-mayson wrote:
She died during sex. my trophy fell on her head.
How dare you lie about having a trophy, commit suicide you worthless piece of trash!
Winners don't pay for sex!
You don't know what type of trophy it is.

"Biggest Loser Award
OP
For outstanding efforts in the field of Losing"

Response to Guys 2014-08-30 21:43:57


Grind her into compost and fertilize your plants.

Response to Guys 2014-08-30 22:07:23


Dude, as long as it was an accident I'm sure your mom and/or the cops will understand...unless of course prostitution is illegal where you live, in which case you should totally throw her in a dumpster somewhere...unless of course you're actually serious, in which case you should give her a proper burial in an unmarked grave near your mom's rose garden. I'd suggest you start preparing the eulogy now.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to Guys 2014-08-30 22:18:30


Dress it up and give it to a little girl as a doll.


I got Tom to make a sig, bow down to me.

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