At 8/30/14 11:45 AM, Ama wrote:At 8/30/14 11:44 AM, joe-mayson wrote:Cut her into pieces, but it in the blender and drink it all.At 8/30/14 11:38 AM, NGPulp wrote: Well, how nice.Nice? But what do Now? Seriously, my mom is coming home soon and the corpse is starting to stink.
Serve hooker smoothies!
At 8/30/14 11:44 AM, joe-mayson wrote:At 8/30/14 11:38 AM, NGPulp wrote: Well, how nice.Nice? But what do Now? Seriously, my mom is coming home soon and the corpse is starting to stink.
Are you sure your mom isn't the hooker?
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If she has no visible wounds you can make it look like a suicide. Find a noose and hang her in a motel closet.
At 8/30/14 02:24 PM, Slacker013 wrote:At 8/30/14 11:32 AM, joe-mayson wrote:She died during sex. my trophy fell on her head.How dare you lie about having a trophy, commit suicide you worthless piece of trash!
Winners don't pay for sex!
You don't know what type of trophy it is.
At 8/30/14 04:34 PM, joe-mayson wrote:At 8/30/14 02:24 PM, Slacker013 wrote:You don't know what type of trophy it is.At 8/30/14 11:32 AM, joe-mayson wrote:She died during sex. my trophy fell on her head.How dare you lie about having a trophy, commit suicide you worthless piece of trash!
Winners don't pay for sex!
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Dude, as long as it was an accident I'm sure your mom and/or the cops will understand...unless of course prostitution is illegal where you live, in which case you should totally throw her in a dumpster somewhere...unless of course you're actually serious, in which case you should give her a proper burial in an unmarked grave near your mom's rose garden. I'd suggest you start preparing the eulogy now.
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