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What if Hitler... 2014-08-29 10:35:51 Reply

Turned into a famous painter
http://youtu.be/mALbFREo-bk

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Response to What if Hitler... 2014-08-29 10:39:33 Reply

Sooner or later, an art critic who happened to be Jewish would've given something he painted a bad review, and then we'd have the Holocaust anyway.


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Response to What if Hitler... 2014-08-29 10:40:30 Reply

His paintings look like something my grandmother would buy to put just above the sofa.
I don't think he would turn into a famous artist, maybe a "replicas painter", but nothing more.


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Response to What if Hitler... 2014-08-29 10:44:26 Reply

What if he became an evil dictator as a publicity stunt to promote his art.


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Response to What if Hitler... 2014-08-29 10:49:57 Reply

Notice the error with the two windows in the bottom left though. From what I know, he was an alright painter but he seemed to have issues getting the perspective and angles right.


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Response to What if Hitler... 2014-08-29 10:52:17 Reply

At 8/29/14 10:49 AM, SCTE3 wrote: Notice the error with the two windows in the bottom left though. From what I know, he was an alright painter but he seemed to have issues getting the perspective and angles right.

I guess...he had difficulties seeing things from others' perspective...


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Response to What if Hitler... 2014-08-29 10:58:04 Reply

There wouldn't have been a WW2.

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Response to What if Hitler... 2014-08-29 11:05:43 Reply

One criticism of Hitler's art was that despite his technical, they lacked any feeling or energy to them.

when he painted a building, it was just a building, there was nothing else going on, just a building. this was one reason he tried to wage a cultural war to change the art world after this rejection.


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Response to What if Hitler... 2014-08-29 11:07:36 Reply

At 8/29/14 10:52 AM, SubparTony wrote:
I guess...he had difficulties seeing things from others' perspective...

Clever, I like that.


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Response to What if Hitler... 2014-08-29 11:33:25 Reply

If Hitler instead became a famous artist then someone else would have filled the role as Nazi leader anyway. It was going to happen. People think "Oh if I went back in time and killed Hitler before he rose to power, no WWII" ... Nope. Wrong.

It's kind of nice to think that maybe if his art teachers weren't so critical of his work, perhaps he wouldn't have become what he did, and maybe there wouldn't be a WWII but in reality if not him, someone else then.

People have this tendency to think kill the leader = end bad regime. Nope. Doesn't always work like that. They'll just pick someone else. It's rarely just one person holding all the power.

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Response to What if Hitler... 2014-08-29 11:37:26 Reply

I quite enjoy the artwork of Adolf Hitler.


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Response to What if Hitler... 2014-08-29 11:37:42 Reply

Then the state of Israel might not exist.


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Response to What if Hitler... 2014-08-29 12:41:28 Reply

I guess the jews didn't appreciate Hitler's artstyle


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Response to What if Hitler... 2014-08-29 12:42:46 Reply

At 8/29/14 10:35 AM, Reiska3 wrote: Turned into a famous painter
http://youtu.be/mALbFREo-bk

But he was a famous painter. He was famous and painted. Also, he was an actor.

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Response to What if Hitler... 2014-08-29 12:49:01 Reply

At 8/29/14 11:33 AM, NeonSpider wrote: If Hitler instead became a famous artist then someone else would have filled the role as Nazi leader anyway. It was going to happen. People think "Oh if I went back in time and killed Hitler before he rose to power, no WWII" ... Nope. Wrong.

It's kind of nice to think that maybe if his art teachers weren't so critical of his work, perhaps he wouldn't have become what he did, and maybe there wouldn't be a WWII but in reality if not him, someone else then.

People have this tendency to think kill the leader = end bad regime. Nope. Doesn't always work like that. They'll just pick someone else. It's rarely just one person holding all the power.

I was going to write something similar but there was no need.

Freikorps had already assassinated Rosa Luxembourg and Karl Liebknecht in 1919. During the Republic of Weimar, volkisch circles became quite a trend. Rich German industrials heavily funded the NSDAP as a way to fight back the popularity of communists... History is not a matter of a traumatised artist that hated Jews. He didn't shape a country's views all by himself. He was a product of a number of facts, processes and dynamics. Nazism was happening. Hitler was just the appropriate spokesman.


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Response to What if Hitler... 2014-08-29 12:49:51 Reply

Then we wouldn't have discussions about him every 30 minutes.

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Response to What if Hitler... 2014-08-29 14:01:32 Reply

At 8/29/14 12:42 PM, Makakaov wrote:
At 8/29/14 10:35 AM, Reiska3 wrote: Turned into a famous painter
http://youtu.be/mALbFREo-bk
But he was a famous painter. He was famous and painted. Also, he was an actor.

You gotta be shitting me. Did he play in that movie :O
Or is he just talking in it. Either way, this made me curious.

Well true, he was a painter. But what if he wasnt a leader of germany and only decided to work hard on becoming a famous painter. Like Leonardo Da Vinci. That would be interesting to think about :)

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Response to What if Hitler... 2014-08-29 14:06:12 Reply

At 8/29/14 10:35 AM, Reiska3 wrote: Turned into a famous painter
http://youtu.be/mALbFREo-bk

If only he was actually good at taking art tests, then we would've have the Holocaust and World War II.


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Response to What if Hitler... 2014-08-29 14:06:45 Reply

If Hitler was a famous artist, then 9/11 would've never happened.


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Response to What if Hitler... 2014-08-29 14:07:29 Reply

At 8/29/14 10:49 AM, SCTE3 wrote: Notice the error with the two windows in the bottom left though. From what I know, he was an alright painter but he seemed to have issues getting the perspective and angles right.

Wow. Was the angle errors the reason why he loved perfection so much?


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Response to What if Hitler... 2014-08-29 14:09:41 Reply

At 8/29/14 02:01 PM, Reiska3 wrote: You gotta be shitting me. Did he play in that movie :O
Or is he just talking in it. Either way, this made me curious.

http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/cf04d55b88cb465a1ff724e0a593074a

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Response to What if Hitler... 2014-08-29 15:00:47 Reply

At 8/29/14 12:49 PM, NGPulp wrote: Then we wouldn't have discussions about him every 30 minutes.

If that was about the people who were historians, then I would get that but we barely talk about Hitler on the BBS.


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Response to What if Hitler... 2014-08-29 15:03:34 Reply

At 8/29/14 03:00 PM, fieldertiger wrote:
At 8/29/14 12:49 PM, NGPulp wrote: Then we wouldn't have discussions about him every 30 minutes.
If that was about the people who were historians, then I would get that but we barely talk about Hitler on the BBS.

Oh these were the days we have been... good, jolly days...

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Response to What if Hitler... 2014-08-29 15:08:40 Reply

At 8/29/14 03:03 PM, Makakaov wrote: Oh these were the days we have been... good, jolly days...

You really do love talking about Hitler and the Nazis, don't you?


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Response to What if Hitler... 2014-08-29 15:09:28 Reply

At 8/29/14 02:09 PM, Makakaov wrote:
At 8/29/14 02:01 PM, Reiska3 wrote: You gotta be shitting me. Did he play in that movie :O
Or is he just talking in it. Either way, this made me curious.
http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/cf04d55b88cb465a1ff724e0a593074a

I can't stop laughing.


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Response to What if Hitler... 2014-08-29 15:11:37 Reply

The guy sure did love his scenery and architecture...


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Response to What if Hitler... 2014-08-29 15:15:32 Reply

Even so his paintings of grand buildings and landscapes would never have gotten popular because Bauhaus and abstract art were becoming mainstream. If Hitler was admitted into art school and become a painter, he likely wouldn't have gone very far with it, and would likely have given up his painting to enter politics, and have a chance to use his artistic vision to shape Germany.


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Response to What if Hitler... 2014-08-29 15:17:43 Reply

CREEPY...............

At 8/29/14 10:35 AM, Reiska3 wrote: Turned into a famous painter
http://youtu.be/mALbFREo-bk

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Response to What if Hitler... 2014-08-29 15:22:53 Reply

At 8/29/14 03:15 PM, Lemonardo wrote: Even so his paintings of grand buildings and landscapes would never have gotten popular because Bauhaus and abstract art were becoming mainstream. If Hitler was admitted into art school and become a painter, he likely wouldn't have gone very far with it, and would likely have given up his painting to enter politics.

Even if he passed those initiation tests?


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Response to What if Hitler... 2014-08-29 15:40:19 Reply

He would still start a holocaust, but only for people who give his art works a negative review. And frankly speaking, that would be a lot of people, considering Hitler was a failed artist.


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