Do I go with glove through anus and colon or simply cut through the belly to stomach?
So my dog ate my car keys.
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You either get a new car or you get a new dog.
Choose wisely.
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Just give him a bunch of stool softeners and wait till he poops
Those who do not learn from the mistakes of their past are doomed to repeat them.
Definitely laxitives. Just wait for it to shit bro
Take him in the car and push "Engine Start."
A truly prophetic sig...
At 8/27/14 09:20 PM, WahyahRanger wrote: Nah I mean it's always hard to tell if your serious but take that fucker to the vet.
^^^
Considering it's size and how it won't break down, it would be safe to at least talk to a vet.
Shoot it in the stomach. Dig through it's guts like it's playdough.
Just slice it open and grab your keys. Dogs are dime a dozen anyway.
At 8/27/14 08:28 PM, Phobotech wrote: You either get a new car or you get a new dog.
Choose wisely.
okay that cracked me up
You look nice today.
This guy brutally sodomizes me.
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Wait for him/her to shit it out, then hose it down... maybe?
Give the dog mouth-to-mouth in the hopes it regurgitates the key into your mouth.
Make a video of you doing this. Upload to Youtube.
Stupid dog! You make me look bad.
Ooga booga booga
*sigh*
At 8/27/14 08:25 PM, Makakaov wrote: Do I go with glove through anus and colon or simply cut through the belly to stomach?
Not long ago you claimed that you were picking through the remains of the victims from the plane that was shot down. If you're going to make a BS thread, at least make it into a story like what Complete used to do.
"As the old saying goes...what was it again?"
This looks like a thread that DragonBallDavid would make.
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THIS I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE!!!! Give this guy an award for funniest story ever!
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At 8/28/14 11:48 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: This looks like a thread that DragonBallDavid would make.
You know what? Holy shit. Went back to thread top, imagined if first post was DragonBallDavid. Totally checks out!
You're right.
At 8/28/14 11:46 AM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Not long ago you claimed that you were picking through the remains of the victims from the plane that was shot down. If you're going to make a BS thread, at least make it into a story like what Complete used to do.
Oh no you have debunked a rampant liar.
Let's move on then.
