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Do you plan on having kids some day

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Plain and simple. Me? Nah I dont think I'm up to the responsibility no matter how old I get. Then again life can be unpredictable and l and behold I somehow get laid and end up with a kid. Such is life I guess....what about you?

And for all those who do have kids what's it like being a parent?

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Response to Do you plan on having kids some day 2014-08-27 03:04:09


It'd be rude of me to shape a developing mind

Response to Do you plan on having kids some day 2014-08-27 03:12:41


Manchildren of NG....producing Childrenchildren....?

Do you plan on having kids some day


Oldskies lmao

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Response to Do you plan on having kids some day 2014-08-27 06:31:43


I'd like to, but i'll probably end up being a shit dad or something.


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to Do you plan on having kids some day 2014-08-27 07:47:31


Yeah, sure.
Why not?

Response to Do you plan on having kids some day 2014-08-27 08:17:34


Miss my chance to spread my genetic material? I think not.

Response to Do you plan on having kids some day 2014-08-27 08:38:58


Yeah. My dad was the only dude in his family (in that generation) that had kids. My ego is so big I can't stand the thought of my offspring not being able to be a complete dick to people like his father when I die.


*sigh*

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Response to Do you plan on having kids some day 2014-08-27 10:28:47


I'd like to someday, when I'm a little more financially comfortable and I've already achieved some of my dreams.


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Response to Do you plan on having kids some day 2014-08-27 10:34:57


yes


"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?

was her name tenneassi

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Response to Do you plan on having kids some day 2014-08-27 10:56:37


No... FUCK NO!!!


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Response to Do you plan on having kids some day 2014-08-27 10:58:54


I might be handle the responsibility but with the way public schools are going with their zero tolerance bullshit I'd probably get social services called on me for raisin my kid to have a backbone.

Response to Do you plan on having kids some day 2014-08-27 12:11:58


If I had a kid it would probably be just like me. And I was a shitty kid so fuck that.


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Response to Do you plan on having kids some day 2014-08-27 12:13:23


I have a son (nearly 8 months old). Despite always saying that I would not want children, my mind was changed once I got married and settled down, and I wouldn't give up the experience so far for anything. Obviously I am still a beginner at being a Dad, but I can't wait to see my boy grow up.


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Response to Do you plan on having kids some day 2014-08-27 12:27:20


Not really... I would be a shitty dad.


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Response to Do you plan on having kids some day 2014-08-27 18:25:44


I don't think I'll ever have kids. Too much responsibility, and I'd probably kill them/get them killed in some fashion.


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Response to Do you plan on having kids some day 2014-08-27 18:29:47


Not with you, no.


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Response to Do you plan on having kids some day 2014-08-27 18:33:31


Why not? Life is about passing genes and it's not like I'm going to have to carry that baby 9 months in myself or even see it personally.

Response to Do you plan on having kids some day 2014-08-27 18:37:00


Rope looks good on naked people.


A truly prophetic sig...

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Response to Do you plan on having kids some day 2014-08-27 18:39:17


At 8/27/14 06:37 PM, Painbringer wrote: Rope looks good on naked people.

Sorry, wrong thread. (Pun)


A truly prophetic sig...

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Response to Do you plan on having kids some day 2014-08-27 18:49:43


No, fuck that.


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Response to Do you plan on having kids some day 2014-08-27 21:32:26


I would like to have kids one of these days. Whenever I meet the right woman I would love to have maybe two kids. I like the idea of molding a kid into a gamer or a little me in a way. Plus it's not that hard to take care of kids, as long as you take care of them and pay attention to them, they tend to turn out to be pretty cool kids. Trust me, I got cool nieces and nephews.


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Response to Do you plan on having kids some day 2014-08-27 22:55:26


I'm gonna have a child and Im going to be the b2st dad ever. That's right. I'm calling you out @TomFulp
Ima be a better dad than you.


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Response to Do you plan on having kids some day 2014-08-28 00:12:04


I have no idea yet. With the way things are now with my crippling social anxiety problems, I doubt it. Maybe things will change in the future. I don't know.


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Response to Do you plan on having kids some day 2014-08-28 00:34:47


Yes, and they will be named after musicians

At 8/27/14 03:12 AM, MykeiXWolfe wrote: Manchildren of NG....producing Childrenchildren....?

>not posting the best video version

http://youtu.be/kBKr8YLuVgs


5:24 PM - Hat-Fondler: adverb

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Response to Do you plan on having kids some day 2014-08-28 01:03:57


I remember, I think I was probably 12 when I decided I would never have kids. My own experience growing up, seeing others around me and the world in general taught me to have no hope for the future.

At the most I see it as an act of cruelty to bring them into the world unless you're really well off.

At the the least its just an accident amongst idiots that don't know how to use birth control or a vindictive woman that wants to use a child as her meal ticket from her boyfriend or the gov't via welfare.

Response to Do you plan on having kids some day 2014-08-28 01:06:03


I owe it to the world to pass on my genes for they are quite superb. Though I can't say my parenting will produce the most well adjusted offspring.


Happily ETS'd.

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Response to Do you plan on having kids some day 2014-08-28 06:01:34


Not at this point, no.
It will depend on my financial state I'm not going to have any kids when I'm broke or when some other type of shit going on in my life. Also, Its not like I need to run around taking of them thats the woman's job.

Response to Do you plan on having kids some day 2014-08-28 06:08:27


No! They shit, crap, poo, wee, piss, puke and cry... And when there not crying there screaming just to piss you off!