http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/03/chinese-wankathon_n_2232063.html?utm_hp_ref=nsfw
Yep that's right. China is hosting the world's first masturbation contest.
I don't really want to talk much about this, it seems a little off to me.
China's "Wankathon" (nsfw)
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Maybe their just trying to get their male population to jerk themselves to death so they can cull the population.
its only degrading if people find out you were involved.
but i think this was done before
"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?
was her name tenneassi
omtish
Again, old news.
Evidently this was held in honor of safe sex on World AIDs Day or something.
Oh those rascally Chinese...
At 8/17/14 08:15 PM, Ganon-Dorf wrote: Maybe they're just trying to get their male population to jerk themselves to death so they can cull the population.
Yeah, i think it's due to the combination of their "one child per family" rule and the fact they traditionally favor males over females.
lel
At 8/17/14 08:15 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: I....must....go... to china!
Unfortunately, only males can attend.
Is this how they're planning to solve the overpopulation crisis?
I don't this kind of thing would happen in the United States.
"let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is...fear itself" - FDR
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." -George Santayana
At 8/17/14 09:10 PM, Coinboi wrote: Must. Go. To. CHINA!!!!!!!
Join the wanker's club!
At 8/17/14 10:12 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:At 8/17/14 09:10 PM, Coinboi wrote: Must. Go. To. CHINA!!!!!!!Join the wanker's club!
Who you callin' wanker?
"let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is...fear itself" - FDR
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." -George Santayana
At 8/17/14 10:17 PM, Coinboi wrote:At 8/17/14 10:12 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:Who you callin' wanker?At 8/17/14 09:10 PM, Coinboi wrote: Must. Go. To. CHINA!!!!!!!Join the wanker's club!
Wanker is the British term for a masturbater.
At 8/17/14 10:18 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:At 8/17/14 10:17 PM, Coinboi wrote:Wanker is the British term for a masturbater.At 8/17/14 10:12 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:Who you callin' wanker?At 8/17/14 09:10 PM, Coinboi wrote: Must. Go. To. CHINA!!!!!!!Join the wanker's club!
I can't join because my parents said no.
"let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is...fear itself" - FDR
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." -George Santayana
At 8/17/14 08:11 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/03/chinese-wankathon_n_2232063.html?utm_hp_ref=nsfw
Yep that's right. China is hosting the world's first masturbation contest.
I don't really want to talk much about this, it seems a little off to me.
I'm not participating and I've already won.
nobody can outwank me
At 8/17/14 09:06 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I don't this kind of thing would happen in the United States.
At 8/17/14 11:30 PM, Bit wrote:At 8/17/14 09:06 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I don't this kind of thing would happen in the United States.Actually...
Huh, the more you know........
world record is 10 hours and 10 minutes
Seriously? I'm certain many tweakers have beaten that without even trying.
PSN ID/Gamertag: KittensWithBeer
Huffington Post is a liberal site so that means this story is fake
At 8/17/14 08:15 PM, Ganon-Dorf wrote: Maybe their just trying to get their male population to jerk themselves to death so they can cull the population.
fairly sure the fact that there is a huge shortage of females will do that for them
At 8/17/14 08:11 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I don't really want to talk much about this, it seems a little off to me.
Then why the fuck did you make a topic about it?
This is where I wrote something funny
At 8/18/14 11:02 AM, Captain-Slugworth wrote: can anyone beat my score of fapping 9 times in one day?
Beat my record of 12 times in a row, back-to-back.
Seriously these records on the masturbate-a-thon seem weak though. Record for number of orgasms for men was 8??? Like, for the whole day? I've done 12 *in a row* before. Never even tried to see how many in an entire day seeing as how many you can do in a row just seems the more fitting challenge since that would be the harder thing to do rather than pacing them out, right?
Are you telling me I'm some kind of unofficial world records holder in male orgasm ability? I mean I knew I was good, but damn.
I don't live anywhere near San Francisco to participate in this though.
At 8/18/14 06:00 PM, Mismo wrote:At 8/17/14 08:11 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I don't really want to talk much about this, it seems a little off to me.Then why the fuck did you make a topic about it?
I was only willing enough to post the topic itself, not to talk about it in-depth.
At 8/18/14 06:02 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:At 8/18/14 06:00 PM, Mismo wrote:I was only willing enough to post the topic itself, not to talk about it in-depth.At 8/17/14 08:11 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I don't really want to talk much about this, it seems a little off to me.Then why the fuck did you make a topic about it?
If you're not willing to talk about the topic in thread you created (no matter how silly or obscene it might be) you should create the thread in the first place.
Maybe I've misunderstood you and you're unwillingness to talk about the subject (the subject being a contest of male masturbation) is only due to your disgust or whatever and that the only discussion you want spark is that of "oh isn't this weird and disgusting lets ridicule this". Which in itself is not really a discussion at all and only is bunch of people saying "yeah you're right" or people making snarky comments and dick and/or masturbation jokes.
This is where I wrote something funny
At 8/18/14 06:12 PM, Captain-Slugworth wrote:At 8/18/14 06:02 PM, NeonSpider wrote:how much fucking semen do you have?
surely that must've been painful af, back to back even.
Simple. He has the biggest balls on Newgrounds.
At 8/18/14 06:12 PM, Captain-Slugworth wrote:At 8/18/14 06:02 PM, NeonSpider wrote:how much fucking semen do you have?At 8/18/14 11:02 AM, Captain-Slugworth wrote: can anyone beat my score of fapping 9 times in one day?Beat my record of 12 times in a row, back-to-back.
surely that must've been painful af, back to back even.
Well I did it just to see how many I could do in a row because I was curious. So I waited a few days and then went for it. Amount of semen decreases after each orgasm, so the first one had the most, second one still had a lot, third one still had some, but at some point it's shooting dry, where you orgasm and you feel it and it jerks and all but no semen comes out. I want to say that was around the 5th orgasm.
Also dick was sore for about a week after that.
So yeah not something I do every day but just my absolute max just to see how many I could do kind of thing.
Got condoms? lol
At 8/18/14 06:04 PM, Voltage wrote: Celebrate "Safe sex"
AKA (in chinese pretext)
ENJOY POPULATION DEGROWTH
The cake is a liar!
