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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/03/chinese-wankathon_n_2232063.html?utm_hp_ref=nsfw

Yep that's right. China is hosting the world's first masturbation contest.

I don't really want to talk much about this, it seems a little off to me.

Maybe their just trying to get their male population to jerk themselves to death so they can cull the population.

I....must....go... to china!

its only degrading if people find out you were involved.
but i think this was done before

Again, old news.

Evidently this was held in honor of safe sex on World AIDs Day or something.

Oh those rascally Chinese...

At 8/17/14 08:15 PM, Ganon-Dorf wrote: Maybe they're just trying to get their male population to jerk themselves to death so they can cull the population.

Yeah, i think it's due to the combination of their "one child per family" rule and the fact they traditionally favor males over females.

well that is enough wtf for today

At 8/17/14 08:15 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: I....must....go... to china!

Unfortunately, only males can attend.

At 8/17/14 08:55 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

Unfortunately, only males can attend.

Where are the damn feminists when you need them?.....

Is this how they're planning to solve the overpopulation crisis?

At 8/17/14 08:56 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote:

At 8/17/14 08:55 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

Unfortunately, only males can attend.

Where are the damn feminists when you need them?.....

Aborted...

I don't this kind of thing would happen in the United States.

Must. Go. To. CHINA!!!!!!!

At 8/17/14 09:10 PM, Coinboi wrote: Must. Go. To. CHINA!!!!!!!

Join the wanker's club!

At 8/17/14 10:12 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 8/17/14 09:10 PM, Coinboi wrote: Must. Go. To. CHINA!!!!!!!

Join the wanker's club!

Who you callin' wanker?

At 8/17/14 10:17 PM, Coinboi wrote:

At 8/17/14 10:12 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 8/17/14 09:10 PM, Coinboi wrote: Must. Go. To. CHINA!!!!!!!

Join the wanker's club!

Who you callin' wanker?

Wanker is the British term for a masturbater.

At 8/17/14 10:18 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 8/17/14 10:17 PM, Coinboi wrote:

At 8/17/14 10:12 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 8/17/14 09:10 PM, Coinboi wrote: Must. Go. To. CHINA!!!!!!!

Join the wanker's club!

Who you callin' wanker?

Wanker is the British term for a masturbater.

I can't join because my parents said no.

At 8/17/14 08:11 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/03/chinese-wankathon_n_2232063.html?utm_hp_ref=nsfw

Yep that's right. China is hosting the world's first masturbation contest.

I don't really want to talk much about this, it seems a little off to me.

I'm not participating and I've already won.

nobody can outwank me

At 8/17/14 11:30 PM, Bit wrote:

At 8/17/14 09:06 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I don't this kind of thing would happen in the United States.

Actually...

Huh, the more you know........

Ehehehehehehh I'm moving to china

can anyone beat my score of fapping 9 times in one day?

At 8/17/14 08:22 PM, SCTE3 wrote: "Posted: 12/03/2012 1:02 pm EST | Updated: 01/23/2014 6:58 pm EST"

Stale as a moldy piece of bread article.

TheGamechanger made a thread about an old article for the sake of making a thread, no fucking way!

world record is 10 hours and 10 minutes

Seriously? I'm certain many tweakers have beaten that without even trying.

Huffington Post is a liberal site so that means this story is fake

At 8/17/14 08:15 PM, Ganon-Dorf wrote: Maybe their just trying to get their male population to jerk themselves to death so they can cull the population.

fairly sure the fact that there is a huge shortage of females will do that for them

Three letters: WTF?!

At 8/17/14 08:11 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I don't really want to talk much about this, it seems a little off to me.

Then why the fuck did you make a topic about it?