I've got a date on Tuesday

[Newgaf]

How do I obtain permission to penetrate her holes?

[YellowisCOOL]

If you're dating someone just so you can fuck 'em, then you should stick your dick in a blender

[Newgaf]

At 8/11/14 04:15 AM, YellowisCOOL wrote: If you're dating someone just so you can fuck 'em, then you should stick your dick in a blender

I'll stick your dick in a blender son. Sex is awesome.

Get off of my cloud.

[wolfe]

"Treat her like a princess & then fuck her like a whore!" That normally works for me :)

[DeftonesFan665]

I think all you're supposed to do is take her out to dinner first.

[YellowisCOOL]

At 8/11/14 04:18 AM, Newgaf wrote: I'll stick your dick in a blender son. Sex is awesome.

Get off of my cloud.

I'm a girl.

Just stating my opinion, son

[TheMajormel]

go back 2 neogaf

[darkjam]

if you're going out expecting to ask to fuck, you aren't in a very good relationship.

[Newgaf]

At 8/11/14 04:31 AM, darkjam wrote: if you're going out expecting to ask to fuck, you aren't in a very good relationship.

That isn't true or well put or anything. I'm not in a relationship; plus my relationship (in the word's broader sense) with her hasn't formed. We talked for a few hours, once.

But what is bad about wanting to fuck or be fucking? Isn't why you want to fuck or what qualities you look for in a fucker more important?

At 8/11/14 04:28 AM, TheMajormel wrote: go back 2 neogaf

I don't know or care what that is but I assume you used to go there. I don't care about your personal life or disillusionment with previous forums. That could only be funny to you (selfish) or some rare people (nobody) who care about the same esoteric thing you do (also selfish).

At 8/11/14 04:26 AM, YellowisCOOL wrote:

At 8/11/14 04:18 AM, Newgaf wrote: I'll stick your dick in a blender son. Sex is awesome.

Get off of my cloud.

I'm a girl.

Just stating my opinion, son

My opinion is that your opinion was stupid. And vulgar. And also no you're not, and also don't go pulling that "girls don't have a penis" shit, because I've seen girls penises before and you're probably just hiding yours.

[darkjam]

At 8/11/14 04:56 AM, Newgaf wrote: That isn't true or well put or anything. I'm not in a relationship; plus my relationship (in the word's broader sense) with her hasn't formed. We talked for a few hours, once.

Either way, doing it should be on both your minds.

But what is bad about wanting to fuck or be fucking? Isn't why you want to fuck or what qualities you look for in a fucker more important?

You don't know them qualities until you've done it.

[Radaketor]

At 8/11/14 04:06 AM, Newgaf wrote: How do I obtain permission to penetrate her holes?

Say "May i shove my tiny dick in your bagina, move it in and out for 4 to 15 seconds, ejaculate inside of you and then cry myself to sleep?".

[Captain-Slugworth]

just tell her straight, something smooth like this:

'I only really wanted to take you out for dinner just so I can fuck the living shite out of you.'

works everytime, you'll have your grubby mitts in her knicknacks in no time!

[Cronizone]

At 8/11/14 04:06 AM, Newgaf wrote: How do I obtain permission to penetrate her holes?

Girls get all offended cause you're dating a girl to fuck her.

Is it your hormones or shit? Cause i'd date a girl I liked and tolerated, not a girl hot and annoying.

Sexy and annoying is what pisses me the fuck off. Also if she likes you but you only want sex let her know that. Then she'll cut your dick off and use it as a Elephant Nose.

[NekoMika]

At 8/11/14 04:15 AM, YellowisCOOL wrote: If you're dating someone just so you can fuck 'em, then you should stick your dick in a blender

Would have to agree.

unless you both want sex, then it's just Friends with Benefits really....

[kazumazkan]

when you get to your house or hers unzip your pants take out your dick and say bitch suck this thing or bend over bitch.
chicks love dudes being direct.

[FRAYDO]

three dates and you're golden, lover boy.

[larrynachos]

If it's your first date, then you should probably stay away from her holes.

[StumpyAlex]

Ask Tucker Max.

[killer32]

At 8/11/14 04:15 AM, YellowisCOOL wrote: If you're dating someone just so you can fuck 'em, then you should stick your dick in a blender.

for the most part I agree with this but it depends on what the other person wants.