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Any asexuals here?
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I think there are a lot of asexuals here (not by choice).
Asexuals make up a very small percentage of the world's population so it's very unlikely you'll find any here
Especially when half the people here arrived looking for porn
Respect as long as they actually are asexual. As in, no sexual attraction or desires, full stop.
Getting a little tired of these "asexuals" who have sex with people. Or who jerk off.
Newsflash: If you jerk it to anything or if you have sex with people, you aren't asexual! You might have an uncommon sexuality but you're not asexual.
"Asexual": "But I just like their personality!"
Me: "Did you have sex with them?"
"Asexual": "Yes"
Me: "Did you achieve orgasm?"
"Asexual": "Yes"
Me: "Then you're not asexual."
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I've excluded myself from dating or getting into relationships, and I think sex is a waste of time without it being with someone I know and trust. So I guess I'm sort of asexual...
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It made more sense in my head.
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At 8/10/14 09:10 PM, WahyahRanger wrote: Sometimes I like to tell myself I'm one to justify being single.
"Porn doesn't count as sexuality Joe, just keep touching your money"
This pretty much does it for me too. I'm content with my left hand though, I've got enough people dragging me around by my collar.
Happily ETS'd.
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At 8/11/14 12:01 AM, Tremulos wrote: Does being a permavirgin count?
No, that's called "permavirgin"
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At 8/10/14 09:09 PM, Bled-Red21 wrote: Just curious?
Not me
I am an asexual man. I am not attracted to any sex, but sometimes I have sex with my gay friend just because he gets pleasure out of it
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I'm asexual. I did this because i wanna go back to my old self again.
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"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." -George Santayana
Not to be that one guy, but if you are asexual, there is a definitive thing wrong with you brain..
Back in the day, the survival of the human race relied on sexuality. Somewhere along the line, there was a mutation which ceased that desire. Leaving asexuals with no ultimate goal. No final desire.
One the most fundamental level, asexuals have no purpose or place in the world.
At 8/11/14 02:51 PM, zmosh wrote: I'm asexual. I did this because i wanna go back to my old self again.
What do you mean by this?
Kind of. Like communism, it works in theory but functionally i
Wait no, the opposite of communism.
At 8/11/14 10:15 AM, SwisherCovent wrote: Oh God, I'm having on those NG crisis moments again.
Just... Just... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
How did you manage to whittle it down to Moments?
At 8/10/14 10:29 PM, NeonSpider wrote: As in, no sexual attraction or desires, full stop.
Does emasculation count?
You'll no longer have any sexual urges, however, you can still perform oral or get anally stimulated, if you simply choose to.
A truly prophetic sig...
At 8/11/14 10:25 AM, CherryTree wrote: I am an asexual man. I am not attracted to any sex, but sometimes I have sex with my gay friend just because he gets pleasure out of it
Thats kind of you sir. I say you have altruism right there.
What is an asexual? Someone that gave up trying to have sex because that's easier than enduring rejection?
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At 8/11/14 08:09 AM, WahyahRanger wrote:At 8/11/14 02:20 AM, TailsPrower wrote: This pretty much does it for me too. I'm content with my left hand though, I've got enough people dragging me around by my collar.Bro, you're a lefty too?
High five!
I'm pretty sure that jut means he has the mouse in his right hand.
At 8/11/14 03:34 PM, Phobotech wrote: What is an asexual? Someone that gave up trying to have sex because that's easier than enduring rejection?
Yeah, kind of.
At 8/11/14 04:29 PM, TitusRyland wrote:At 8/11/14 08:09 AM, WahyahRanger wrote: Bro, you're a lefty too?I'm pretty sure that jut means he has the mouse in his right hand.
High five!
This is true. I'm right handed except for fapping. I just fumble awkwardly with my dong if I use my dominant hand.
At 8/11/14 05:57 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote: Someone who calls themselves an asexual because they gave up trying to is doing it wrong and probably trying to ease their shame and self-hatred by deluding themselves into thinking they aren't interested in sex.
@TailsPrower
I'll fuck your clean shaven asshole bloody raw how about that fgt u wanna go m8? I'll create a fucking singularity in your colon.
Happily ETS'd.
