I Swear To God...
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The other day I realized I really liked cinnamon goatse crunch. So I bought the cereal and as I was walking to my car in the Walmart parking lot I see my grandmother. My mother's mother. The last time i visited my grandmother she smacked my ass so hard that I needed new buttcheeks. My cunt hairs were frightened and became loose, causing them to fall off of my body. Each day I spend countless hours rebuilding my marriage. Fuck you grandmother, give me my pubes back. Rubber ducks do not trust you anymore??
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They say if you swear to God and lie, then you're swearing at God.
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My parents can't affort cinnamon goatse crunch, so we get the malt o meal ripoff kind.
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At 8/9/14 03:47 PM, Warpig127 wrote: The other day I realized I really liked cinnamon goatse crunch. So I bought the cereal and as I was walking to my car in the Walmart parking lot I see my grandmother. My mother's mother. The last time i visited my grandmother she smacked my ass so hard that I needed new buttcheeks. My cunt hairs were frightened and became loose, causing them to fall off of my body. Each day I spend countless hours rebuilding my marriage. Fuck you grandmother, give me my pubes back. Rubber ducks do not trust you anymore??
Signed, t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
Stupid randomlol stuff like this died years ago. You have lost living privileges, forfeit your life.
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At 8/9/14 05:38 PM, YenMuffin wrote: Signed, t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
Stupid randomlol stuff like this died years ago. You have lost living privileges, forfeit your life.
Please stop the meta-conversation. This is still a thing, and more-internet-than-thou negativity is cancerous.
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At 8/9/14 07:09 PM, AxTekk wrote:At 8/9/14 05:38 PM, YenMuffin wrote: Signed, t3h PeNgU1N oF d00mPlease stop the meta-conversation. This is still a thing, and more-internet-than-thou negativity is cancerous.
Stupid randomlol stuff like this died years ago. You have lost living privileges, forfeit your life.
It's not "more-internet-than-thou." It's simply a matter of not being a fucking idiot.
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At 8/9/14 03:47 PM, Warpig127 wrote: The last time i visited my grandmother she smacked my ass so hard that I needed new buttcheeks.
This part made me laugh. Like the kind of laugh that if I had anything in my mouth, it would now be coating my laptop.
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If you swear to god too many times you will land yourself in the 6th circle of hell upon your death and we wouldn't want that now eh?
