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I hate television

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I hate television 2014-08-07 14:08:28


So TV censors titties but they are allowed to show you a woman giving birth, showing explicitly the baby coming out of the vagina.

Someone explain this shit.


 

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Response to I hate television 2014-08-07 14:15:13


My sister told me she once watched one of those and threw up afterward.


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Response to I hate television 2014-08-07 14:16:24


At 8/7/14 02:09 PM, Cronizone wrote:
At 8/7/14 02:08 PM, klompors wrote: So TV censors titties but they are allowed to show you a woman giving birth, showing explicitly the baby coming out of the vagina.

Someone explain this shit.
My question still remains.

Who the fuck watches TV except people without internet.

Sports fans. Sports are really the only thing I still watch TV for.


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Response to I hate television 2014-08-07 14:17:48


You don't get HBO?


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Response to I hate television 2014-08-07 14:20:38


At 8/7/14 02:08 PM, klompors wrote: showing explicitly the baby coming out of the vagina.

Did you get a boner?


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Response to I hate television 2014-08-07 14:22:19


TV is obsolete. The internet fully replaces the need for it in it's entirety.


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Response to I hate television 2014-08-07 14:22:27


At 8/7/14 02:20 PM, Radaketor wrote:
At 8/7/14 02:08 PM, klompors wrote: showing explicitly the baby coming out of the vagina.
Did you get a boner?

No. The woman looked like June Shannon holy shit


 

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Response to I hate television 2014-08-07 14:29:59


At 8/7/14 02:09 PM, Cronizone wrote: My question still remains.

Who the fuck watches TV except people without internet.

Come oooooooooooon.
Comedy Central is great.


 

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Response to I hate television 2014-08-07 14:33:51


At 8/7/14 02:31 PM, Cronizone wrote:
At 8/7/14 02:29 PM, klompors wrote:
At 8/7/14 02:09 PM, Cronizone wrote: My question still remains.

Who the fuck watches TV except people without internet.
Come oooooooooooon.
Comedy Central is great.
It's great but still.

Hulu Plus and Netflix.

Watch that shit on my Xbox One, have never watched a single episode of TV Since.

Oh, yeah I've recently gotten a Netflix subscription and I love it, but still not replacing good ol' television for me.
Netflix is great but the Netflix of my country doesn't have that much shows in it


 

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Response to I hate television 2014-08-07 14:44:35


At 8/7/14 02:08 PM, klompors wrote: So TV censors titties but they are allowed to show you a woman giving birth, showing explicitly the baby coming out of the vagina.

Someone explain this shit.

ITS OFFENSHIVE >=(


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Response to I hate television 2014-08-07 14:45:11


I'm pretty sure the programs you have in mind for the birth and censorship in title have different rating.
Also, the title is something you will hear without having to watch the said program. in ads eg, while the birth is a part of the other one.


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Response to I hate television 2014-08-07 14:50:12


I watch practically everything on the computer. Otherwise, I watch it on Netflix.


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Response to I hate television 2014-08-07 15:28:26


Why would you even watch that?

Response to I hate television 2014-08-07 15:29:45


At 8/7/14 03:28 PM, wolfe wrote: Why would you even watch that?

Accidentally zapped on it


 

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Response to I hate television 2014-08-07 15:31:06


Because everyone is dumb and contradicts themselves.


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Response to I hate television 2014-08-07 15:31:21


At 8/7/14 03:29 PM, klompors wrote:
At 8/7/14 03:28 PM, wolfe wrote: Why would you even watch that?
Accidentally zapped on it

Let me guess... One born every minute?

Response to I hate television 2014-08-07 15:33:09


At 8/7/14 03:31 PM, wolfe wrote: Let me guess... One born every minute?

Uhhh, not sure what you're talking about m8


 

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Response to I hate television 2014-08-07 15:34:25


At 8/7/14 03:33 PM, klompors wrote:
At 8/7/14 03:31 PM, wolfe wrote: Let me guess... One born every minute?
Uhhh, not sure what you're talking about m8

TV programme, I thought that's what you might of happened to switch on? Or have I just confused myself?

Response to I hate television 2014-08-07 15:35:30


explicit? didn't you explicitly come out of a vagina too? so you must've seen it happen atleast once, even if you dont remember it but... it doesn't matter my point still stands, everyone has experienced it before so there's no reason to hide it.

Response to I hate television 2014-08-07 15:37:09


At 8/7/14 03:34 PM, wolfe wrote:
At 8/7/14 03:33 PM, klompors wrote:
At 8/7/14 03:31 PM, wolfe wrote: Let me guess... One born every minute?
Uhhh, not sure what you're talking about m8
TV programme, I thought that's what you might of happened to switch on? Or have I just confused myself?

Ohh. Well, I had no idea what programme I switched on, so you probably not..


 

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Response to I hate television 2014-08-07 16:17:24


I'm honestly proud of those of you who don't watch TV anymore. Good on you. TV these days sucks anyway.

Plus it's a good way to filter out stupid conversation IRL. Someone starts talking about some blah blah whatever from some TV show they watch. You instantly know they're not worth talking to.

Airhead: Have you seen what blah blah did on blah blah show no one cares about?
Me: No.
Airhead: Well you really should. It's a good show.
Me: It probably isn't.


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Response to I hate television 2014-08-07 16:24:31


watch movies


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Response to I hate television 2014-08-07 16:51:26


Like, I don't even own a TV, so I'm cooler than all of you.

*flips through DVR list

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Response to I hate television 2014-08-07 22:49:17


The only reason to watch TV? Dr Who. And even then, I can just pirate the episode


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Response to I hate television 2014-08-07 22:59:47


At 8/7/14 02:08 PM, klompors wrote: So TV censors titties but they are allowed to show you a woman giving birth, showing explicitly the baby coming out of the vagina.

Someone explain this shit.

That's a good thing tho cause if guys saw uncensored juicy titties they would get a bright lights brick city and shoot out all their duck butter

Response to I hate television 2014-08-07 23:31:49


At 8/7/14 02:09 PM, Cronizone wrote:
Who the fuck watches TV except people without internet.

Old people


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Response to I hate television 2014-08-07 23:33:59


FYI want to see titties on regular TV? Like ones you'd actually want to see and not some gross granny tits or something? Watch MTV.

Of course I haven't watched it in years so who knows if it's still like this but I remember there were so many nip slips and censorship fails on MTV it wasn't even funny. Of course when they'd re-air stuff it'd be censored correctly but if you caught it the first time it wasn't or maybe they'd censor one girl's tits but forget to censor another's or the censor bar was in the wrong spot and so forth.

The key was to watch during shows or events that seemed prone to maximum boobage. Live events and spring break-related stuff were good bets.

Chances are it probably blows nowadays but who even knows.


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Response to I hate television 2014-08-08 00:03:22


Television to tell my vision what I am witnessing


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Response to I hate television 2014-08-08 01:47:29


Why would you watch Television when you can watch all of your shows online. Plus, there isn't that much anime on TV.


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Response to I hate television 2014-08-08 01:52:28


At 8/8/14 01:29 AM, Xenomit wrote:
At 8/7/14 04:51 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Like, I don't even own a TV, so I'm cooler than all of you.

*flips through DVR list
I don't get why some people act like not watching tv makes them cooler.

I'm not sure if it makes anyone cooler, but IMO there came a point where I felt there just wasn't anything worth watching on TV anymore so why even bother? Plus you save money if you're not paying for TV and it's an unnecessary expense.

Plus I generally despise TV addicts and have known too many of them. Say you're at a friend's house but he's a TV addict. They won't want to do anything except just sit there and watch TV, even though they have people over and you should go do something. They may as well not even exist because they're just going to sit there in front of the TV the entire time. Why even bother visiting?

Also forget having any sort of conversation while a TV addict is watching TV (which is always). All you'll get is a "Shh I'm trying to watch my show" and you can wait until it's over but even then they'll just be flipping through the channels to "see if anything good is on". I can already tell you the answer to that. No. Nothing good is on. Ever. Now let's go do something that isn't you just sitting there watching TV.

Also somehow just about every other show is "their show".

It's really hard to find non-boring people to be honest. And yes someone who just sits there watching TV all day even when people are over ... is very boring.


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