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It's my birthday 2014-08-06 10:07:19 Reply

If my facebook is to be believed, I turned 109

also amaranthus didn't wanna make me a birthday thread :[

happy birthday to me, eh. I'm finally old enough to buy my own smokes.

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Response to It's my birthday 2014-08-06 10:16:55 Reply

Happy birthday, stranger.

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Response to It's my birthday 2014-08-06 10:26:30 Reply

Happy birthday, wise one.

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Response to It's my birthday 2014-08-06 10:59:37 Reply

Here is photo of me with cake. As you can see, I turned 81

It's my birthday

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Response to It's my birthday 2014-08-06 11:02:48 Reply

At 8/6/14 10:59 AM, Thor wrote: Here is photo of me with cake. As you can see, I turned 81

[insert yet another dicaprio joke here]

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Response to It's my birthday 2014-08-06 11:03:21 Reply

At 8/6/14 10:59 AM, Thor wrote: Here is photo of me with cake. As you can see, I turned 81

So your facebook says you're 109, you say you're 18 and the cake says you're 81.
I'm sorry but i'm gonna have to side with the cake, the cake has never lied to me.

ever
ever ever

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Response to It's my birthday 2014-08-06 11:03:55 Reply

At 8/6/14 10:59 AM, Thor wrote: Here is photo of me with cake. As you can see, I turned 81

Too yound for a god.
Happy B-day, Tor.

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Response to It's my birthday 2014-08-06 11:09:25 Reply

I thought Norse Gods didn't celebrate birthdays.

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Response to It's my birthday 2014-08-06 11:39:18 Reply

Happy birthday, Odin's son! Protector of mankind!

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Response to It's my birthday 2014-08-06 11:51:57 Reply

Happy birthday, man.

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Response to It's my birthday 2014-08-06 12:08:40 Reply

hb 2 u bruh

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Response to It's my birthday 2014-08-06 12:35:00 Reply

Thanks, you are all great. I'm having fun posting naked photos of myself online, since it's finally legal to do so. Yay, for lack of self respect!

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Response to It's my birthday 2014-08-06 12:44:57 Reply

It's really weird to think that we were born only 2 days apart. I'm literally 2 days older than you. We're basically twins, but you just so happened to come out of a different person!

Happy birthday, Thor!

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Response to It's my birthday 2014-08-06 12:54:52 Reply

At 8/6/14 11:03 AM, Radaketor wrote:
At 8/6/14 10:59 AM, Thor wrote: Here is photo of me with cake. As you can see, I turned 81
So your facebook says you're 109, you say you're 18 and the cake says you're 81.
I'm sorry but i'm gonna have to side with the cake, the cake has never lied to me.
ever
ever ever

Ever? Cause I can think of that one time... where I thought it was vanilla and I was like fuck that and it ended up being white chocolate...

Anyway, this is one of those immortal dog year things where he looks 18, in this realm he's the equivalent of 109, but back at Odin he's only 81... by the way, you should have flipped the 1 to make it legit...

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Response to It's my birthday 2014-08-06 13:01:10 Reply

At 8/6/14 11:09 AM, Knights wrote: I thought Norse Gods didn't celebrate birthdays.

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Response to It's my birthday 2014-08-06 13:06:28 Reply

happy birthday crackerhonkey

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Response to It's my birthday 2014-08-06 13:20:34 Reply

Happy Birthday Thor Mighty god of thunder!!! You have struck our land with constant thunder storms so to you I sacrifice this clown with a cake to please you...

It's my birthday

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Response to It's my birthday 2014-08-06 13:51:47 Reply

Aren't you immortal? Why are you still keeping track?

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Response to It's my birthday 2014-08-06 13:52:33 Reply

At 8/6/14 01:51 PM, koopahermit wrote: Aren't you immortal? Why are you still keeping track?

It's all about presents, man.

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Response to It's my birthday 2014-08-06 13:55:43 Reply

At 8/6/14 10:07 AM, Thor wrote: If my facebook is to be believed, I turned 109

also amaranthus didn't wanna make me a birthday thread :[
happy birthday to me, eh. I'm finally old enough to buy my own smokes.

HB :D

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Response to It's my birthday 2014-08-06 15:04:17 Reply

At 8/6/14 12:35 PM, Thor wrote: Thanks, you are all great. I'm having fun posting naked photos of myself online, since it's finally legal to do so. Yay, for lack of self respect!

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Response to It's my birthday 2014-08-06 15:54:45 Reply

People who make their own birthday threads are pathetic.

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Response to It's my birthday 2014-08-06 16:16:44 Reply

At 8/6/14 03:54 PM, Magical-Zorse wrote: People who make their own birthday threads are pathetic.

Oh no, he's talking about me

It's my birthday

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Response to It's my birthday 2014-08-06 16:21:43 Reply

At 8/6/14 10:59 AM, Thor wrote: Here is photo of me with cake. As you can see, I turned 81

is dwat Cwis humsrutf

I got Tom to make a sig, bow down to me.

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Response to It's my birthday 2014-08-06 16:23:31 Reply

At 8/6/14 04:16 PM, Thor wrote:
At 8/6/14 03:54 PM, Magical-Zorse wrote: People who make their own birthday threads are pathetic.
Oh no, he's talking about me

I'm sorry I had to go there. I actually think you're cool but i just feel very strongly about this issue. You should not make your own birthday thread. I'm volunteering to be the dbtm (designated birthday thread maker) for newgrounds. Just PM me and if you've contributed to newgrounds in a significant way I'll make you a birthday thread. I do this because I love Newgrounds and friends shouldn't let friends make their own birthday threads.

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