The daily show is buying CNN

[Xenomit]

http://thedailyshow.cc.com/letsbuycnn

I thought John Stewart was joking when he said they raised 4 trillion dollars, but he wasn't, they raised over 4 trillion dollars to go towards buying CNN

[NekoMika]

Good, maybe we'll have a news channel at last that actually does well.

[Avery]

People still watch the news? Shit.

[FinaLee]

At 8/4/14 07:53 PM, Avery wrote: People still watch the news? Shit.

He has and will vehemently deny that his show is anything close to professional journalism. Love him and the show no matter what he calls it, though.

[Wegra]

This is to good to be true right?

[vannila-guerilla]

They raised 1/4 of the US' entire wealth? I'm pretty sure they didn't.

[Zachary]

Yeah, I don't know if you knew this, but The Daily Show is satire.

https://www.google.com/search?q=jon+stewart+buying+cnn&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&channel=fflb

He didn't actually raise the money, he is joking.

[Masculine]

Here's when it was announced. It's still not real.

[vannila-guerilla]

At 8/4/14 08:23 PM, Zachary wrote: Yeah, I don't know if you knew this, but The Daily Show is satire.

https://www.google.com/search?q=jon+stewart+buying+cnn&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&channel=fflb

He didn't actually raise the money, he is joking.

I searched myself (even though I shouldn't have). He joked about starting a $10 billion Kickstarter program (which also never happened) then joked about raising $4 trillion. I don't get how anyone would believe this is real.

[Xenomit]

At 8/4/14 08:26 PM, vannila-guerilla wrote:

At 8/4/14 08:23 PM, Zachary wrote: Yeah, I don't know if you knew this, but The Daily Show is satire.

https://www.google.com/search?q=jon+stewart+buying+cnn&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&channel=fflb

He didn't actually raise the money, he is joking.

I searched myself (even though I shouldn't have). He joked about starting a $10 billion Kickstarter program (which also never happened) then joked about raising $4 trillion. I don't get how anyone would believe this is real.

You guys are the biggest fucking party poopers on the face of the earth

4.3 trillion dollars? Are you fucking daft? No shit it's a joke, but rather than just go along with it, you have to jump in and shit on all the furniture.

Way to go sour pusses.

[Zachary]

At 8/4/14 08:33 PM, Xenomit wrote: Way to go sour pusses.

Oh, I get it now you are going to pretend you knew that. Gotcha lmao.