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Thank god.

Now I can properly ignore my elected leaders dicking the world in the ass.

Who's watching this mean nothing game?

If you don't like hand egg, fuck you, don't fucking post. We'll be making threads about it for the next six months, get used to it.

god dammit I got all excited for a circus...thanks...... and nah, I prefer rugby, more injuries...

At 8/3/14 08:16 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:

If you don't like hand egg, fuck you, don't fucking post. We'll be making threads about it for the next six months, get used to it.

Someone needs a cuddle.

I never enjoyed hand-egg.
Probably because I've never watched it that much.

I hear it's quite the enjoyable game.

At 8/3/14 08:25 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: Guess we'll be seeing you back in the NFL and titties threads?

That's the plan. Care for a ride in our beautiful ballon?

Where we can fly.

At 8/3/14 08:25 PM, darkjam wrote:

At 8/3/14 08:16 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:

If you don't like hand egg, fuck you, don't fucking post. We'll be making threads about it for the next six months, get used to it.

Someone needs a cuddle.

Fuckin love cuddles.

At 8/3/14 08:53 PM, NGPulp wrote: I never enjoyed hand-egg.
Probably because I've never watched it that much.

I hear it's quite the enjoyable game.

Hand egg is awesome. Just like Rick and Morty. Lets be pals together during this worthless circus of carnage.

@RydiaLockheart

Forgot link.

http://youtu.be/5akEgsZSfhg

At 8/3/14 08:57 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Hand egg is awesome. Just like Rick and Morty. Lets be pals together during this worthless circus of carnage.

Alright.

Hand-egg is silly such a waste of time to sit and watch, well as for any sport. I do have a team I cheer for though (Green Bay Packers yo) I only watched the superbowl that they won lol.

Holy shit. This nasim guy might outshine Eli (not a hard thing to do).

how do u pley america football

I cannot care enough about the accomplishments of others enough to like sports. I am going to eat a payday bar now.

At 8/3/14 09:38 PM, BumFodder wrote: how do u pley america football

american football is better than soccer because you can use your hands for something other than jacking the otherguys dick off

At 8/3/14 09:39 PM, AnonOfCali wrote:

At 8/3/14 09:38 PM, BumFodder wrote: how do u pley america football

american football is better than soccer because you can use your hands for something other than jacking the otherguys dick off

100%% agre

At 8/3/14 09:38 PM, BumFodder wrote: how do u pley america football

you win when your team has the most concussions

YEAH THIS GAME DOESN'T MEAN SHIT GO GIANTS WOOOOOOO

At 8/3/14 09:38 PM, BumFodder wrote: how do u pley america football

like this u silly europoor

At 8/3/14 08:16 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Thank god.

Now I can properly ignore my elected leaders dicking the world in the ass.

Who's watching this mean nothing game?

If you don't like hand egg, fuck you, don't fucking post. We'll be making threads about it for the next six months, get used to it.

I like how you pre-emptively called it hand egg, before Europeans could give a hard time for calling it football.

I also like how you correctly labeled it as bread and circuses. Although all the celebrity stuff, reality shows, and so forth are also bread and circuses.

It sure is exciting to watch how bunch or armoured people struggle to steal some kind of primitive uncomfortable pillow (which they call ball or egg) just to throw it away.

At 8/3/14 08:17 PM, Raab wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ7t5KS42R0

I don't get it
it's just a sketch of a regular american football show but with "gay" in front of the title
is it supposed to imply that football is gay
I seriously did not get it

I'm so excited to see people arguing for a bunch of meatsacks knocking each other around to get an egg shaped ball across the field.
Sign me up!

At 8/3/14 09:39 PM, stafffighter wrote: I cannot care enough about the accomplishments of others enough to like sports. I am going to eat a payday bar now.

Pour a drink, pack a bowl and plant yourself on the couch to watch football with us you square.

Don't you want to sit at the cool table with us?

At 8/4/14 05:23 AM, NeonSpider wrote:

At 8/3/14 08:16 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Thank god.

Now I can properly ignore my elected leaders dicking the world in the ass.

Who's watching this mean nothing game?

If you don't like hand egg, fuck you, don't fucking post. We'll be making threads about it for the next six months, get used to it.

I like how you pre-emptively called it hand egg, before Europeans could give a hard time for calling it football.

I also like how you correctly labeled it as bread and circuses. Although all the celebrity stuff, reality shows, and so forth are also bread and circuses.

You gotta get the jump on these smarmy cocksuckers.

Also, it truly is a gigantic distraction indirectly subsidized by the government. The NFL generates obscene amounts of profit but are still tax exempt as a "non profit orginization". LOL what a crock of shit…

Even knowing all that, I willing participate enthusiastically. I gladly forget about the sociopathic corporations raping and poisoning our planet and us. I happily forget about our elected leaders kowtowing to globalist scumbag banking cartels and their inbred oligarchies.

Get some. Go Big Blue!

At 8/4/14 05:35 AM, ZJ wrote:

At 8/3/14 08:16 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:

If you don't like hand egg, fuck you, don't fucking post. We'll be making threads about it for the next six months, get used to it.

Does this mean that I won't have to post all of the football threads this year?

We'll take turns bro.

Yep, I just love how we have to inject politics to something that has nothing to do with politics at all. Regardless of which, I'm glad that football is back even if it is the worthless preseason, and now the ignorant idiots who would call it hand-egg will start coming out knowing that they cannot understand the game.

At 8/4/14 08:40 AM, orangebomb wrote: Yep, I just love how we have to inject politics to something that has nothing to do with politics at all. Regardless of which, I'm glad that football is back even if it is the worthless preseason, and now the ignorant idiots who would call it hand-egg will start coming out knowing that they cannot understand the game.

Not to mention rugbyfags popping out of the woodwork to start something as well.