mother f__ker (literally)

[bobnoj]

have any of you ever had a *fantasy* about your friends moms? just wondering, b/c i know i sure have.

[HuIk]

At 6/8/04 10:48 PM, bobnoj wrote: have any of you ever had a *fantasy* about your friends moms? just wondering, b/c i know i sure have.

I once fantasized your mom throwing your newborn body down the food dispenser. damn that felt good. Thanks.

At 6/8/04 10:48 PM, bobnoj wrote: have any of you ever had a *fantasy* about your friends moms? just wondering, b/c i know i sure have.

No not once ever. The solution to this problem is to hang yourself from a tree close to your local school in the middle of a class. Right before this happens, yell out "I FANTASIZE ABOUT SOANDSO'S MOM. WHAT I FANTASIZE ABOUT IS HER FLAPPING HER HUGE VAGINAL LIPS FIERCLY AROUNF MY SWOLLEN BEEF PLANT."

[Maus]

Who needs fantasies? I've done it!

[LeonardSprinkles]

-Witty yo mama joke-

[Digivolution]

How many MILFs you got in your mind?

[WolfSoldier]

Wouldn't be much a friend if I did

[PowerMadx5z]

didnt your mother teach you manners while you were humping her?lol joking...yea ive had a couple...and have done a couple

[wismty]

Not really, my friend's mothers aren't as hot as one would like

[BoogerBunny]

Well, there was this one guy that was interested till he found out I licked the spot from which he entered the world. That was kinda odd, but it saved me the trouble of having to turn him down.

Stacy's Mom. God, I hate that fucking song.

[BoogerBunny]

If only it was fake...might have saved me the heartache of finding out I was only a curiosity to someone I was genuinely interested in for a relationship. I've been accused of lying when I talk about my unusual life since pre-Kindergarten. I'm not making up some new mundane history just to satisfy those of you locked into a narrow worldview. In my case, truth is MUCH stranger than fiction. And honestly, I'm not smart enough to make up most of the shit I've been through.

[SilentEye]

At 6/8/04 11:50 PM, Phizzle wrote: Stacy's Mom. God, I hate that fucking song.

True that...

[bobnoj]

At 6/8/04 10:50 PM, Maus wrote: Who needs fantasies? I've done it!

well, good for you, you've taken the steps others are too ashamed to do.

[bobnoj]

At 6/8/04 10:51 PM, Digivolution wrote: How many MILFs you got in your mind?

32, why?.,..

[b3nnic3]

At 6/8/04 11:31 PM, wismty wrote: Not really, my friend's mothers aren't as hot as one would like

Same here. I live in a hick town, so all of their mothers are either dumb or extremely ugly.

[Janus]

My buddy has a MILF. And yes, she's unbelievably hot. And takes very good care of herself. And dresses very well.

But no, I've never fantasized about her. Though I did tell her that she was a milf. In front of him. :)

-Janus

[Slightly-Crazy-Dude]

At 6/10/04 10:08 AM, Janus wrote:
But no, I've never fantasized about her. Though I did tell her that she was a milf. In front of him. :)

I would have paid to have seen his face when you said that.

MILFs are cool, why not, but my friends mothers arent too pretty and most have short hair and specs, not the typical fantasy material.

[Janus]

At 6/10/04 10:13 AM, Slightly_Crazy_Dude wrote: I would have paid to have seen his face when you said that.

How do I describe it?

Take a sandpaper coated steel dildo, attach 240V AC to it, and tell someone that you're going to chop off their penis because their 13 year old girlfriend is pregnant as you use a hydraulic wood splitter to ram it up their ass.

Then multiply it by one thousand. His face would have been something like that.

-Janus

[BonusStage]

At 6/10/04 10:00 AM, bobnoj wrote:

At 6/8/04 10:50 PM, Maus wrote: Who needs fantasies? I've done it!

well, good for you, you've taken the steps others are too ashamed to do.

wait ashamed i don't get it, after doing that you're suppposed to feel ashamed<_< what? >_>

[Slightly-Crazy-Dude]

At 6/10/04 10:19 AM, Janus wrote:.

Then multiply it by one thousand. His face would have been something like that.

My GOD!!!!! That would have been quite the shocked, lol. You should do it again, but this time take a camera along.

[StonerZ]

At 6/8/04 10:50 PM, Maus wrote: Who needs fantasies? I've done it!

hahaha, respect to the Maus most high

[Long-Distance-Runner]

At 6/8/04 10:50 PM, Maus wrote: Who needs fantasies? I've done it!

*GASP* U MOTHA' FUCKA'
damn that felt good.... cuz its true!

[Maus]

When you're in your twenties, and said MILF is 'curious,' things tend to fall into place. It's not like I was in high school or anything.

Why would I be ashamed of it? *shrugs* Life is weird.

Oh, and the kid that said everything happened to him before kindergarten: if that is true, then man, I feel really bad for you. That's fucked up. Whoever did that is sick.

[doomstress]

My boyfriend's mom is hot...I'd do her.

[GUTHRIE]

At 6/8/04 10:50 PM, Maus wrote: Who needs fantasies? I've done it!

p.i.m.p.
lol

[AgeOfArmageddon]

Well, I'm 18, so all my friend's moms are near (or over) 40.
I just don't find that very appealing, think I'll stick to 18 year old girls. ^_^

[Monkey-Screw]

At 6/10/04 02:12 PM, doomstress wrote: My boyfriend's mom is hot...I'd do her.

teh fuck? Wat you mean?

[Maus]

At 6/10/04 02:26 PM, Monkey_Screw wrote:

At 6/10/04 02:12 PM, doomstress wrote: My boyfriend's mom is hot...I'd do her.

teh fuck? Wat you mean?

Do we really have to explain it?

[Kharbon]

lets see:

young hot women

or

Old women that has some fungus in her cunt....

Dude!

I go for the hot girls

Old women are ugly

Go lick your friends' mothers' used tampons, dirty bastard!