My Introduction Post

[Cronizone]

Hey, my name is Cronizone. Cause that profile shit that you can only do like 200 characters or something was too short I decided to make a full bio of me on a forum post here, so deal with it.

Anyways my name is Mike, I don't share my last name to peasents. Just kidding, I just don't share it cause... why would you need to know. Anyways, i'm awkward. But i'm also funny. I like making people laugh, ever since I was a kid thats all I wanted to do, and I loved doing these random voices and ultimately just making people smile was what I loved. I still love it, and i'm trying to persue that in a very aggressive and sexual manor. Jokes aside, I try and be very professional and level headed with people I work with while also maintaining that immature side where we can fuck around and get stuff done.

You will see a shit ton of writing posts from me because I love writing literature and also writing goofy and funny stories. Yes, I said Goofy. I also want to persue a career in voice acting because I love laughing hearing myself either be a complete jackass or being serious and over-all impressing, and impressing myself. I am immature, you might think i'm a fucking prude from this post- "This kid is so serious on Newgrounds lol wut a fag" I know, but I like to make good first impressions.

Anyways thats me and if you don't like it... I can't please everyone.

Also, hi.

[koopahermit]

Greetings, everyone. I am new. (One second - let me get this spork out of the
way.) My name is Katy, but you can call me the Penguin of Doom. (I'm laughing
aloud.) As you can plainly see, my actions have no pattern whatsoever. That is
why I have come here. To meet similarly patternless individuals, such as myself.

I am 13 - mature for my age, however! - and I enjoy watching Invader Zim
with my girlfriend. (I am bisexual. Please approach this subject maturely.)
It is our favorite television show, as it adequately displays stochastic
manners of behavior such as we possess.

She behaves without order - of course - but I wish to meet more individuals
of her and my kind. As the saying goes, "the more, the merrier."

Ah, it is to laugh. Anyway, I hope to make many friends here, so please
comment freely.

Doom!

That is simply one of many examples of my random actions. Ha, ha. Fare
thee well. I wish you much love and waffles.

Yours,

The Penguin of Doom.

[Greasegoat]

Welcome to NG! Enjoy your stay!

[poopmcfarts]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jigd3duu60k

[Tremulos]

Hello

Your user icon is great

[Timmy]

Welcome and enjoy!

[Powerage]

you're not lying to us, are you?

don't be like jeffreyfrog and leave us hanging, okay?

[Ragnarokia]

Welcome to the clubs xoxox <333 xoxox *hugs!*

[NGPulp]

Man, these intro threads sure are coming by the barrel-full.

well, welcome to newgrounds, man.

I hope none of us'll scare 'ya off.

[NekoMika]

Hope you enjoy your time here. :)

yay for kitties <3

[SubliminalVirus]

Hi I'm Catherine... I like porn and clowns... that is all

[Indeks]

Welcome to Newgrounds get naked and step in the line

[Captain-Slugworth]

At 8/1/14 11:26 PM, Theshortsoflife wrote: Welcome to NG! Enjoy your stay!

brew

[Cronizone]

At 8/1/14 11:26 PM, Theshortsoflife wrote: Welcome to NG! Enjoy your stay!

I've been on this site before I just said fuck it and left.
Idk why its just I was bored but now that i'm older and this crowd is more my thing than yes, I will hopefully enjoy my stay.

[Chronamut]

welcome dude!

[Cronizone]

At 8/1/14 11:30 PM, Powerage wrote: you're not lying to us, are you?

don't be like jeffreyfrog and leave us hanging, okay?

I won't leave you hanging but at the same time don't expect a lot from me.
I try and be funny and comical and shit while also being serious but timewise I try and make stuff worth publishing.
However I hope what I can offer satisfies the natural balance of meat and nutrients humans love.

[FinaLee]

Welcome to the club, little homie! <3

[Cronizone]

At 8/2/14 06:40 AM, Indeks wrote: Welcome to Newgrounds get naked and step in the line

If you're ok with my body then i'd be more than glad for you, senpai.

[dumbclowny]

Welcome to Newgrounds, the place where you can draw a picture of yourself naked and sit around calling people penis heads.

[SansNumbers]

At 8/1/14 10:27 PM, koopahermit wrote: mature for my age,

This is the worst thing. People should just be treated like normal adults if they act accordingly regardless of their age.

[Cronizone]

At 8/2/14 11:58 PM, SansNumbers wrote:

At 8/1/14 10:27 PM, koopahermit wrote: mature for my age,

This is the worst thing. People should just be treated like normal adults if they act accordingly regardless of their age.

I understand what you mean but what you don't understand is that there are fuckheads out there that judge based upon age.
I do agree that people should be treated respectfully but thats from your standpoint.
I want people to be more like you but sadly there are the fuckheads out there that aren't like you.

In a nutshell, it's not the worst thing stating something that will reflect hate based upon a simple "I'm mature" when I act like it. But, I don't disagree with you, pal.

[dumbclowny]

At 8/3/14 12:04 AM, Cronizone wrote:

At 8/2/14 11:58 PM, SansNumbers wrote:

At 8/1/14 10:27 PM, koopahermit wrote:

I understand what you mean but what you don't understand is that there are fuckheads out there that judge based upon age.
I do agree that people should be treated respectfully but thats from your standpoint.
I want people to be more like you but sadly there are the fuckheads out there that aren't like you.

In a nutshell, it's not the worst thing stating something that will reflect hate based upon a simple "I'm mature" when I act like it. But, I don't disagree with you, pal.

People like that freakin piss me off, hence I usually lie about my age. You have no idea how many people's mouths have dropped when I told them my real age. People think just because you're a certain age you're out messing around and aren't capable of working as hard as any other adult.

[SansNumbers]

At 8/3/14 12:04 AM, Cronizone wrote: I understand what you mean but what you don't understand is that there are fuckheads out there that judge based upon age.

They don't have to if they just hide their age and try not to look naive and stupid. If they're as mature as they think they are then they won't get so many pressing "How old are you"s.

[Cronizone]

People like that freakin piss me off, hence I usually lie about my age. You have no idea how many people's mouths have dropped when I told them my real age. People think just because you're a certain age you're out messing around and aren't capable of working as hard as any other adult.

Its the sad truth about life, my friend.

[NothingStudios]

At 8/1/14 11:42 PM, NGPulp wrote: Man, these intro threads sure are coming by the barrel-full.

well, welcome to newgrounds, man.

I hope none of us'll scare 'ya off.

I read all of your posts in Ricks voice

[Ctdgrop]

At 8/3/14 12:11 AM, dumbclowny wrote:

People like that freakin piss me off, hence I usually lie about my age.

Since when has lying become a safe haven? Srsly, the truth is always the best.

[dumbclowny]

At 8/3/14 12:41 AM, Ctdgrop wrote:

At 8/3/14 12:11 AM, dumbclowny wrote:

People like that freakin piss me off, hence I usually lie about my age.

Since when has lying become a safe haven? Srsly, the truth is always the best.

You're funny, I would never get jobs or be given certain responsibilities if I told people I was underage, been there done that. I usually don't have to lie about it, either it's never asked or I just answer that I rather not say. It's not that I want to, I've just realized a lot of people are judgemental although people usually won't care if you display that you do good work and are mature, they don't care whether you're 45 or 9.

[Sensationalism]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
So cute.

[Cronizone]

At 8/3/14 03:04 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
So cute.

Hey, cut that shit out.
I'm not cute.
I'm handsome.

[Inplosion]

Welcome , if you leave us there is a special hole in the desert for you .
Enjoy your stay .