Past few years I have been thinking. First it was just a thought of 'how to solve it practically', but now I'm really considering this. You see, I have a very embarrasing fetish. In fact, not just one. If I was to realise all my sex fantasies I would end up traumatized and injured for life without chance of recovery. I would pretty much throw all my aspirations, health and even life, away for few moments of sexual pleasure. I'm not an animal, when I regain control after hormones go away, I realise it's not a right thing to do. But I lose control of myself when I'm horny. Past few months I decidedd to masturbate daily to not get past certain point that would lead me to hurting myself.
I am really embarrased of these fetishes and I am not going to share them with you, nor I want with any psychiatrist or psychologist. I'm just too fucking embarrased. Even to tell an anonymous about it. This is why I can't really get any help, since there's no literature that would help me with my problem. That's why I have been thinking; Shouldn't I just cut my balls off? If I do it correctly, it will solve my problems and I will be able to live normal life, not be led by those sexual desires that tell me to destroy everything that is beauty in life.
Lately I have been watching a lot of sexual self mutilation videos, especially removal of testicles to see how it's being done properly. I think In a week or so I might be psyhically ready to do this. What do you guys think? I know it might sound scarry to cut your balls off, but I know they're root of all evil inside me, and I know this horror my life has become will not end, if they will keep poisoning my mind.
Yeah, cutting off your balls won't stop you from getting aroused.
Not completely sure if you need any testies to get an erection or not, update me on that one, actually.
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If you do can you send them to me so I can tape them on myself and pretend to be a man?...
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At 7/30/14 01:47 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: If you do can you send them to me so I can tape them on myself and pretend to be a man?...
Why did this make me laugh so hard?
At 7/30/14 01:47 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: If you do can you send them to me so I can tape them on myself and pretend to be a man?...
Taping balls to yourself still will not make you a human.
At 7/30/14 01:30 PM, killerjeff wrote: Yeah, cutting off your balls won't stop you from getting aroused.
Not completely sure if you need any testies to get an erection or not, update me on that one, actually.
"The primary functions of the testes are to produce sperm (spermatogenesis) and to produce androgens, primarily testosterone."
Without testosterone you won't get aroused very easily.
At 7/30/14 01:54 PM, Makakaov wrote:
Taping balls to yourself still will not make you a human.
I can dream!
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Be a man, and remove the whole package.
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Take picture on every step you do. Auction the balls later.
At 7/30/14 01:27 PM, Makakaov wrote: Shouldn't I just cut my balls off?
No. Of course not. There are better way to deal with your problems.
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Crush them with a hammer!
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At 7/30/14 01:27 PM, Makakaov wrote: I am really embarrased of these fetishes and I am not going to share them with you, nor I want with any psychiatrist or psychologist. I'm just too fucking embarrased.
You mean hanging yourself right before you ejaculate? That kind of thing? (Erotic Asphyxiation)
Or are you more into putting your dick into a blender.
At 7/30/14 03:03 PM, dumbclowny wrote:At 7/30/14 01:27 PM, Makakaov wrote: I am really embarrased of these fetishes and I am not going to share them with you, nor I want with any psychiatrist or psychologist. I'm just too fucking embarrased.You mean hanging yourself right before you ejaculate? That kind of thing? (Erotic Asphyxiation)
Or are you more into putting your dick into a blender.
Are... are you reffering to my old, legendary 'put your dick into a blender' joke?
What are you going to do about your brain then?
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At 7/30/14 03:09 PM, Makakaov wrote:At 7/30/14 03:03 PM, dumbclowny wrote:Are... are you reffering to my old, legendary 'put your dick into a blender' joke?At 7/30/14 01:27 PM, Makakaov wrote:
Maybe I am maybe I'm not....
I bet my fantasies are worse than yours.
I also still have my balls and live a normal life.
I have a strong personality, so bite me.
At 7/30/14 01:47 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: If you do can you send them to me so I can tape them on myself and pretend to be a man?...
If he includes pubes, you might be able to get a sweet beard out of it too.
At 7/30/14 04:02 PM, BrenTheMan wrote:At 7/30/14 01:47 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: If you do can you send them to me so I can tape them on myself and pretend to be a man?...If he includes pubes, you might be able to get a sweet beard out of it too.
Oh good then I can try pretend to be a terrorist to scare american taxi drivers going to the airport....GENIUS...
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At 7/30/14 03:56 PM, beakerboy wrote: I bet my fantasies are worse than yours.
I also still have my balls and live a normal life.
Apparently you don't (have worse fantasies).
At 7/30/14 04:20 PM, Makakaov wrote:At 7/30/14 03:56 PM, beakerboy wrote: I bet my fantasies are worse than yours.Apparently you don't (have worse fantasies).
I also still have my balls and live a normal life.
is this a joke? I thought everyone already knew i was the worst at this
trust me bro
I have a strong personality, so bite me.
try reading my favorite thread
then if you still haven't changed your mind I'd be curious as to what you think is so bad which would prompt me to ask you for specifics
I have a strong personality, so bite me.
i wouldn't i mean... once they're gone, they're gone y'know?
that's one fantasy that should remain just that. a fantasy.
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