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So you come home from work one day

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then you see your ex girlfriend in the living room sitting on the couch with your parents and possibly siblings, and there's a baby you've never seen before.

Describe your emotions.


 

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Response to So you come home from work one day 2014-07-30 10:54:44


What the fuck is going on, I don't have a job, so where did I come from? I've never been on a date, so who is this woman in my home?

AND MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEEEAAAAAADDDD

Response to So you come home from work one day 2014-07-30 11:57:38


how did i get a job ?
how did i get a girlfriend ?
what the fuck is going on ?
what is this i don't even


"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?

was her name tenneassi

omtish

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Response to So you come home from work one day 2014-07-30 12:40:18


I have an ex?


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to So you come home from work one day 2014-07-30 12:52:33


Wait, people can just walk into my house?!? What is this, Zelda?! Get out of my house!


"Codswallop in my opinion." - Hagrid

"I trust no one but my ham sandwich." - SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2

Never say no to Panda.

Response to So you come home from work one day 2014-07-30 12:59:49


My emotions would tell me to close the door, get back into my car (if I had one) and get the f**k outa there.

Response to So you come home from work one day 2014-07-30 13:02:04


I kill everyone except the child and proceed to raising it to become a tool in my political aspirations, obviously.

Response to So you come home from work one day 2014-07-30 13:06:53


Indifference. Mostly because I don't care about my ex anymore.


Formally known as Viper50

When you get into one of these groups theres only a couple of ways you can get out. One is death. The other is mental institution.

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Response to So you come home from work one day 2014-07-30 13:07:53


"What the fuck are y'all doing here, and more importantly it's almost 1 in the morning why are y'all still up? Fuck it i'm going to sleep anything y'all want from me will have to wait till the morning"

Response to So you come home from work one day 2014-07-30 13:14:13


At 7/30/14 01:03 PM, Amaranthus wrote:
At 7/30/14 01:02 PM, Makakaov wrote: I kill everyone except the child and proceed to raising it to become a tool in my political aspirations, obviously.
Can I be Igor Dimitrov III's godfather?

Not that he will outlast me or will be affraid of taking help from other people than me, but okay.

Response to So you come home from work one day 2014-07-30 13:20:20


At 7/30/14 10:53 AM, klompors wrote: then you see your ex girlfriend in the living room sitting on the couch with your parents and possibly siblings, and there's a baby you've never seen before.

Describe your emotions.

Fuck that, buy a ticket for the Nope train, and move to the tip of Maine.


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