then you see your ex girlfriend in the living room sitting on the couch with your parents and possibly siblings, and there's a baby you've never seen before.
Describe your emotions.
then you see your ex girlfriend in the living room sitting on the couch with your parents and possibly siblings, and there's a baby you've never seen before.
Describe your emotions.
What the fuck is going on, I don't have a job, so where did I come from? I've never been on a date, so who is this woman in my home?
AND MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEEEAAAAAADDDD
how did i get a job ?
how did i get a girlfriend ?
what the fuck is going on ?
what is this i don't even
Wait, people can just walk into my house?!? What is this, Zelda?! Get out of my house!
"Codswallop in my opinion." - Hagrid
"I trust no one but my ham sandwich." - SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2
My emotions would tell me to close the door, get back into my car (if I had one) and get the f**k outa there.
I kill everyone except the child and proceed to raising it to become a tool in my political aspirations, obviously.
Indifference. Mostly because I don't care about my ex anymore.
"What the fuck are y'all doing here, and more importantly it's almost 1 in the morning why are y'all still up? Fuck it i'm going to sleep anything y'all want from me will have to wait till the morning"
At 7/30/14 01:03 PM, Amaranthus wrote:At 7/30/14 01:02 PM, Makakaov wrote: I kill everyone except the child and proceed to raising it to become a tool in my political aspirations, obviously.Can I be Igor Dimitrov III's godfather?
Not that he will outlast me or will be affraid of taking help from other people than me, but okay.
At 7/30/14 10:53 AM, klompors wrote: then you see your ex girlfriend in the living room sitting on the couch with your parents and possibly siblings, and there's a baby you've never seen before.
Describe your emotions.
Fuck that, buy a ticket for the Nope train, and move to the tip of Maine.