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Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2001-09-13 02:56:22 Reply

personally, i hate the fucking clock bastards. their movies are shit and somehow remain in the portal. yes, they are fucking annoying and deserve to be hit with a large object, repeatedly, their stuff should be allowed to stay, as long as it doesn't fuck up your computer. one of their movies "B" with the letter "B" is fine, it doesn't cause any harm, its really fucking stupid, but fine. the shit that links to porn sites, or makes random windows pop up, crashing your computer should be deleted.

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Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2001-09-13 07:29:50 Reply

ive just looked at alll of his reviews he's written.. and its interesting.
he began on NG writing constructive and sensible reviews..... now all he writes is in caps and constitutes " YOU ASRE GAYY" ..... hes feeding of the persona we have given him. personally, i feel sorry for him.

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Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2001-09-13 10:08:25 Reply

I'm just glad no one is ragging on my movies!

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Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2001-09-13 13:30:53 Reply

Look, the "Clock crew", to my knowledge, haven't made anything worth while. One of them even made fun of that singers death, Ayia, Aiyai, however its spelled. Everyone who reviewed it, including me, thought it was out of line. I myself know how long a good movie can take to make and I know that kind of time has not been put into the clockwork. I think that they could make good work if they tried, but they haven't.
I propose making a collection of the remaining clockwork and anti clock work. Have a spot where the "clock crew" can state their case, newgrounds staff can comment, and other users can respond. Also, have a special vote for the continued existance of the "clock crew" as newgrounds users. The vote should not be based on quality, rather annoyance. In other words people are allowed to make poor movies. However, vote 5 for porn, autolinks, and the letter B, are annoying. I also feel that users with lower levels should not be allowed to vote, I'm talking something like level 3 and below. They haven't been around long enough to get a true appreciation of newgrounds. Let everyone else vote once on wether or not they think the "clock crew" are abusing the system enough to be banned. That way the "clock crew" recieves a trial by their peers. The "clock crew" are the deffendants. We the users are the jury. Tom, Wade, and Russ are the judge, and if neccessary, the executioner.

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Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2001-09-13 17:32:38 Reply

Please Tom, ban the clocks. They serve no purpose on this site. The only reason they make their crappy movies it because they want attention. They get some type of hard on looking at these reviews to their movies. Now thier stupid little letter made it on the front page and all these people are replying to it saying bad things about the clocks. Imagine the hard on the Clocks have now reading all these replies.

Please Tom, BAN THE CLOCKS, BAN THE CLOCKS, BAN THE CLOCKS, BAN THE CLOCKS, BAN THE CLOCKS, BAN THE CLOCKS, BAN THE CLOCKS, BAN THE CLOCKS, BAN THE CLOCKS, BAN THE CLOCKS, BAN THE CLOCKS, BAN THE CLOCKS, BAN THE CLOCKS, BAN THE CLOCKS, BAN THE CLOCKS, BAN THE CLOCKS, BAN THE CLOCKS, BAN THE CLOCKS, BAN THE CLOCKS, BAN THE CLOCKS, BAN THE CLOCKS, BAN THE CLOCKS, BAN THE CLOCKS, BAN THE CLOCKS,

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Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2001-09-13 20:55:36 Reply

its bout bleeden time this "Clock"matter was taken care of.
first i thought he was just a pervert but i was very wrong.
not only making crap movies but pornographic now this "clock crew"
to me he's in the same aria of hatred from me as for the sick ass hole that destroyed the twin towers.
to sum it up he stepped way over the line even for Newgrounds.

Zdyne
P.S. "DOWN WITH CLOCK CREW!"

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Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2001-09-13 20:59:03 Reply

Bout bleeden time we took care of strawberry clock.

first i thought he was just a pervert but i was very wrong.
not only making crap movies but pornographic now this "clock crew"
to me he's in the same aria of hatred from me as for the sick ass hole that destroyed the twin towers.
to sum it up he stepped way over the line even for Newgrounds.

Zdyne
P.S. "DOWN WITH CLOCK CREW!"

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Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2001-09-14 10:45:39 Reply

You would think that the clock-crew would get a clue and not come around anymore. If these many users are having problems with them, then mabey the clock-crew should be banned.

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Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2001-09-15 18:41:30 Reply

wow, the internet really amazes me with it's idiocy.

Why people feel the need to be jerks, and always do this trolling crap is beyond me, and how easily offended they are is hysterical

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Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2001-09-15 21:45:22 Reply

Every thing about this clock thing i think is really gay. it's my opinion and nobody said you had to take it. so sorry if it pisses you off.

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Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2001-09-16 01:42:57 Reply

At 9/8/01 02:26 PM, MajinSoldier wrote: A big fuss over nothing really.. The clock movies are the main contributers to my dark aura. I actually like voting X on a few of them each day. Childish antics and retarded humor? Hell, 99% of the world's population exhibits the traits..

Same here...they're a waste of server space...ban those copycats and make room for portals made by people with REAL talent!

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Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2001-09-16 11:14:48 Reply

what?oh...i...say...KILL THE CLOCKS...or...ok...i dont have a fucking clue what i just said...but...later

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Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2001-09-16 11:24:47 Reply

I just wanted to say that your new page music really sucks! I liked it better when you just had the music. Not that newgrounds.com stuff.

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Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2001-09-16 12:32:12 Reply

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Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2001-09-16 13:32:43 Reply

Here is an idea!
The clock crew likes this attention, it gets more people to watch there crappy movies! And it toots their own egos!
If you ignore them, they will go away!

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Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2001-09-17 00:39:57 Reply

"At 9/16/01 01:32 PM, QueenMystery wrote:

Here is an idea!
The clock crew likes this attention, it gets more people to watch there crappy movies! And it toots their own egos!
If you ignore them, they will go away!

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No we wont

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Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2001-09-17 00:43:07 Reply

I support the clocks and their kickass movies... if i could change my name to OMEGATRON Clock i would. I guess some people like it, some people dont.

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Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2001-09-17 01:42:00 Reply

Who fucking cares? So what if "The Clock Crew" makes shitty ass movies. Big deal. So do a lot of other people. Hey, I'm not fan of these people but if you're stupid enough to click on Vote 5 for Porn then you deserve to have your computer crash. Damn, if you need porn that badly just search the web for a minute as I'm sure you'll find some free porn. Personally, I think their submissions suck dick but I just don't bother to look at them. It's that fucking simple. I don't care if they get banned or not, but if you're going to ban them, you should ban everyone else who makes stupid shit.

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Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2001-09-19 22:07:08 Reply

At 9/8/01 12:07 PM, Razoric wrote: Tom, seriously, just ban them. All they submit to the portal is crap and autolinks to different sites. One time I had to restart my computer because they auto-linked me to a site that opened up like 100 other sites. Don't give them this much credit (and most likely it's just one person).

100 other sites? Actually there should be some violation in the rules about sumthing like that.

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Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2001-09-20 02:18:28 Reply

What the hell is up with all this strawberry clock crap? And can you make th disorderly ad like, not animated, it makes the browser run too slow.

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Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2001-09-20 02:20:24 Reply

Dammit, I can't seem to get the HTML for links to work!

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Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2001-09-21 06:21:03 Reply

What the hell? these kids are doing nothing but having a good time. Get over it and let the damn kids have thier fun. Some people take flash to seriously. Just have fun and ignor what everyone else is doing.

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Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2001-09-21 10:40:30 Reply

The clocks are our masters now.
There is no need to fight it. Bow to their will and they will be easy on you. The blisters about my anus are healing up nicely.

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Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2001-09-21 12:03:00 Reply

Just seen a pineapple's review of a movie.
He graded 3 a good movie cause there was apples in it saying it was offensive for AppleClock.
Damn, vote X on their movies till they leave, they are really stupid.

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Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2001-09-21 15:26:46 Reply

At 9/8/01 11:46 AM, TomFulp wrote: Just some quick reminders:
Disorderly launched this week and you must play it!
Disorderly Merchandise is available and it is HOT! Buy today!
Newgrounds Messenger Bags are only available until the end of the month!

Every once in a while I get the urge to post funny emails on the front page, and I don't know why I never do. Yesterday I got a real zinger, so I thought everyone would get a kick out of it. Anyone who frequents The Portal is familiar with the "Clock Crew" - a bunch of names beginning with fruits and ending with "Clock". They submit movies that tick everyone off, and I get TONS and TONS of emails asking me to ban them. Well, yesterday I got an email from the Clock Crew themselves. Have a look!

Subject: "Clock" situation

Dear Mr. Tom Fulp,
I would first like to state that going to Newgrounds.com over the past few days has been a burden rather than the fun, entertaining place it is meant to be. This is due mainly to the fact that the
so-called "Clock Crew" has been dealt a gross injustice by fellow users of the web site. Not only have numerous users of Newgrounds.com offended us several times on the BBS and in movie reviews, but they have also taken the liberty of making and submitting degrading Flash movies using our likeness to convey hatred, anger, and downright bigotry toward us. The following is a list of movies that we feel break the Newgrounds.com rules and therefore should result in account deletion or, in extreme cases, a ban to the users listed.

Provided are links to the movies in question along with the title and user whom submitted it:

anti strawberry_clock - by user "raxar"
anti strawberry_clock II - by user "raxar"
Clock Subliminal Messages - by user "GrandmasterJ"
Life of Strawberry Clock - by user "GrandmasterJ"
Kill strawberry clock - by user "kl0ne"
StrawberryClock: TheTruth - by user "kl0ne"
Madman v Strawberry_Clock - by user "ZidaneX"
Strawberry_Clock Speech - by user "ZidaneX"
Biggest Asshole Winner - by user "Mr_Congeniality"
Die Strawberry clock!!! - by user "Thepoombas"
Strawberry - Orange Clock - by user "Sir_Pizzaman"
StrawberryClock Testimony - by user "waf"
Strawberry_Clock's Fucks - by user "FUCK_YOU_ZILLA"

Not only are the movies both offensive and extremely inappropriate for the content of Newgrounds.com, but the authors make numerous threats to the so-called "Clock Crew," including death threats, threats to our family and friends, and talk of violent or homosexual
acts directed toward us. This harassment is not limited to Flash movies, however, it can also be found in the reviews for the aforementioned movies, and on the BBS chat.

If that is not shocking enough, users tend to vote "X" or "0" without even watching our movies or giving them a score that they really deserve. Several users (Pants01, Mr_Congeniality, GrandmasterJ, ChronoBasher, MrLicky, Quirion_Dryad, and VdIbV, to name a few)
search for our movies and specifically vote "X" or "0" to get them deleted so we cannot be a part of the Newgrounds.com community. These users have not been provoked by us in any way, they simply do not like us because they think the movies we make are "stupid" and
have "no effort" put into them, despite the fact that these people create movies of poor quality themselves or do not create movies at all.

This aggravation has led to a disliking of our visits to Newgrounds.com when having to face the humility of being called a "faggot," among other disheartening words, reading users' posts describing various acts of violence which they would like to act upon us, and having our quality movies deleted for no good reason day after day.

We feel that these users should be dealt with immediately seeing as they are trying to get our accounts deleted and/or banned because they believe that we are somehow violating our Newgrounds.com agreement as well. With the exception of one movie made by StrawberryClock in retaliation for the 13 or so "anti-StrawberryClock" movies, we have not crossed any lines or broken any rules set by the good folks at Newgrounds.com. All we want is fair treatment and justice served for those whom segregate the Portal.

Thank You.

So, what does everyone think of this? :)
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Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2001-09-21 15:37:04 Reply

Just read a few {30 or so} raves on the clock crew.
Are they clever? [the crew} No, just so fucked up with themselves they have to give everybody their angst.
While it is a good thing to create, and art is neither good or bad, willful antagonism is the mark of an immature nobody who chose to remain anonymous.Sign yer work ya little peckerheads,or keep yer crap to yourself! NUKE DUKEM

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Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2001-09-21 17:26:18 Reply

I really dont have a problem with the clock because the make CRAPPY movies. I have a problem with them because some of them (Dingleberry in particular) makes EXTREMELY offensive movies. Also, I thought there was a limit as to how many movies 1 person could sumbit each day. For some reason Dingleberry has submited like 15 movies in the past 24 hours. Also, something else kinda puzzled me. The movies Dingleberry Clock made had like scores of 2.5 and higher. HOW??? I couldn't imagine anyone voting higher than "X" for those movies. Something is wrong...

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Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2001-09-22 02:31:47 Reply

"At 9/21/01 05:26 PM, Johnny_Bravo wrote:

I really dont have a problem with the clock because the make CRAPPY movies. I have a problem with them because some of them (Dingleberry in particular) makes EXTREMELY offensive movies. Also, I thought there was a limit as to how many movies 1 person could sumbit each day. For some reason Dingleberry has submited like 15 movies in the past 24 hours. Also, something else kinda puzzled me. The movies Dingleberry Clock made had like scores of 2.5 and higher. HOW??? I couldn't imagine anyone voting higher than "X" for those movies. Something is wrong...

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Strawberry Clock rules the portal. If he deems it appropriate for one of the Clock Crew to submit several movies and give them high ratings, so be it.

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Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2001-09-22 14:25:12 Reply

At 9/22/01 02:31 AM, OrangeClock wrote:
Strawberry Clock rules the portal. If he deems it appropriate for one of the Clock Crew to submit several movies and give them high ratings, so be it.

No one likes the clock crew, not even Tom Fulp. He thought that letter was stupid and funny, so he posted it for people to reply to it. Strawberry Clock is a little bitch just like all the other gay clocks on the portal.

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Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2001-09-22 17:34:36 Reply

i think that if someone knocks a flash off because they think it is funny then i say fuck them.. expecailly the dumbasses who just want them to be gone one by one. i know that i have a dark aura but i vote low on the flashes that need to be taken off.

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