So, what does everyone think of this? :)
I don't speak up very often. Yes, it's awfully like silent bob and shit, but it's because I'm rarely pissed enough to make comment about anything. I usually let the numbers speak for themselves.
Frankly, you little fucks who think it's fun to waste MY Portal-combing time *AND* my free time making your little "anti-strawberry clock" movies so that I have to sit there and listen to your horrible voice-acting need to let the numbers speak too. You wanna bitch? Find something valid to bitch about. People have been making poor material and posting it on Newgrounds ever since I came here. And people have been bitching thusly. You wanna make something I'm gonna watch? Take a cue from Stick Slayer. He took a major complaint (i.e. crap stick-figure movies) and turned it into something I still watch monthly. What you're making now comes across as a jock mocking the nerds in class because you're insecure about your own sexuality or whatever.
As for you Clock Crew fuckstains, stop it. Spend more than ten minutes on a movie. I was all ready to rally to your cause. You came across intelligently with your complaint to Tom, and had me ready to jump in and take the underdog's side....
....until I saw that crap you pawned off on the portal. Christ, I'm glad I decided to vent here. As I said to the other guys. Your crap wastes my Portal-combing time *AND* my free time, and I feel the need to say as such. Like I said before, spend more than ten or twelve minutes on a movie. Some of the stuff you see on here? Weeks, if not months spent on it. I'm working on a project now, and I don't plan on finishing it for half a year, if I get back to work on it.
Additionally, to take a quote from Kevin Smith's movie, "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back,"
"The internet is.. ..for sharing porn and bitching about movies."
We're only doing what comes naturally to us. And, frankly, we've got plenty of ammo.
So, in closing, I say this:
Random whining bitches, stop wasting my NG time with stupid crap like "anti-strawberry clock" and get with the making of epic movies, yo.
Clock Crew, stop wasting my NG time with stupid crap like "Dr. Seuss in da hooD" and get with the making of epic movies, yo.
Hopefully, people will agree, move on, and tomorrow I can see something inspiring, something fantastic, or, failing that, some big nekkid titties.
Peace out, yo.