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I say get rid of those users! Especially Grandmaster J. Him submitting all that crap with him dissing himself and poinless megaman movies! So i say i'm with them! Go ahead and BAN!
Boy that StrawberryClock is a clever little bastard isn't he. Writing a "sereous" letter to Tom saying he doesn't like coming to Newgrounds because he is being tormented by bullies (my heart is bleeding for you). Tom even thought it was laughable, You're the only one who has broken any Newgrounds rules (submitting stuff that isn't yours, making Flash movies that crash computers, etc...). You even made false accusations "users tend to vote "X" or "0" without even watching our movies or giving them a score that they really deserve". I haven't even submitted a movie (other than a trailer) to Newgrounds, how can you judge my true talent? And I never remember calling you a fag, I do remember you using that term though. I'm glad you wrote this letter to Tom, it means you'll be banned faster.
That was an hilarious e-mail.
This is obviously another attempt to just piss everyone off that has obviously done the opposite effect. :-)
The clock crew only make junk movies on perpose and then insult other people.
They have proven themselves that they have no place in newgrounds.
Newgrounds is a website for 13 year olds who cannot understand the difference between "there", "their" and "they´re".
I like this idea maybe we can knock some sence into him so he will start making cool flashes he made only 2. I got an idea Mr.Fulp please do this add a collection called the strawberry clock collection then put every anti-strawberry clock movies into the collection if you want more info e-mail me my adress is email@example.com i'll be happy to answer your questions.
WHAT THE FUCK DID THESE RETARDS THINK WOULD HAPPEN?? DO HUMANS LIKE SMELLING SHIT? NO! (I HOPE NOT) WELL THEIR MOVIES ARE SHIT AND NEWGROUND FANS DONT WANNA SEE IT!!!!!
Holy crap this has gone to far . Will the REAL strawberry clock please respond to this bbs post?This realy makes me wanna vomit , all this hatefull shit and stuff . As i said before "This is a isue that should be dealt with face-to-face"./DX2_GHOST
I SAY BAN THE MOTHERFUCKERS! Who the hell do they think they are writing a lame complaint letter like that?
Hahaha! I've never actually heard of anybody except StrawberryClock, but I suspect that the others are just decoy accounts set up by Strawberry himself. And I'm very surprised I wasn't named in the list of people who hunt down and kill the Clock Crew movies... It would've been such an honor to be actually acknowledged as a human being who does stuff by somebody as inaccessible as Tom Fulp. I mean, he's like beyond celebrity, beyond God, he's higher than God! That's how hard it is to talk to him! I bet his own mother gets her emails/phone messages/whatever deleted immidieatly (sp?) just like the rest of us mere mortals. Die Strawberry_Clock, you POS little fucker!
At 9/8/01 11:46 AM, TomFulp wrote: Just some quick reminders:
Disorderly launched this week and you must play it!
passed it it was too fukin hard..and back to the story
Disorderly Merchandise is available and it is HOT! Buy today!
don't got one...
Newgrounds Messenger Bags are only available until the end of the month!
i'll think of one
Every once in a while I get the urge to post funny emails on the front page, and I don't know why I never do. Yesterday I got a real zinger, so I thought everyone would get a kick out of it. Anyone who frequents The Portal is familiar with the "Clock Crew"(who knows..it might be strawberry_clock's gay crew) - a bunch of names beginning with fruits and ending with "Clock"(hehe..true,very true). They submit movies that tick everyone off(WELL BAN THEM!), and I get TONS and TONS of emails asking me to ban them. Well, yesterday I got an email from the Clock Crew themselves. Have a look!
Subject: "Clock" situation
Dear Mr. Tom Fulp,
I would first like to state that going to Newgrounds.com over the past few days has been a burden rather than the fun, entertaining place it is meant to be. This is due mainly to the fact that the
so-called "Clock Crew" has been dealt a gross injustice by fellow users of the web site. Not only have numerous users of Newgrounds.com offended us several times(yea...right,strawberry_clock is a gay fag) on the BBS and in movie reviews(strawberry_clock want to be no.1 but still...he sucks everyone's LD), but they have also taken the liberty of making and submitting degrading Flash movies using our likeness to convey hatred, anger, and downright bigotry toward us.(well strawberry_clock started it first) The following is a list of movies that we feel break the Newgrounds.com rules and therefore should result in account deletion or, in extreme cases, a ban to the users listed.(ouch...this will hurt every NG member)
Provided are links to the movies in question along with the title and user whom submitted it:
anti strawberry_clock - by user "raxar"
anti strawberry_clock II - by user "raxar"
Clock Subliminal Messages - by user "GrandmasterJ"
Life of Strawberry Clock - by user "GrandmasterJ"
Kill strawberry clock - by user "kl0ne"
StrawberryClock: TheTruth - by user "kl0ne"
Madman v Strawberry_Clock - by user "ZidaneX"
Strawberry_Clock Speech - by user "ZidaneX"
Biggest Asshole Winner - by user "Mr_Congeniality"
Die Strawberry clock!!! - by user "Thepoombas"
Strawberry - Orange Clock - by user "Sir_Pizzaman"
StrawberryClock Testimony - by user "waf"
Strawberry_Clock's Fucks - by user "FUCK_YOU_ZILLA"
Not only are the movies both offensive and extremely inappropriate for the content of Newgrounds.com, but the authors make numerous threats to the so-called "Clock Crew," including death threats, threats to our family and friends, and talk of violent or homosexual
(i say one tip...strawberry_clock:a nerd,pimple headed shit,and a flash spammer)
acts directed toward us. This harassment is not limited to Flash movies, however, it can also be found in the reviews for the aforementioned movies, and on the BBS chat.
If that is not shocking enough, users tend to vote "X" or "0"(WELL TURN IT TO THUMBS UP AND DOWN!) without even watching our movies or giving them a score that they really deserve.(nay,people don't obey strawberry's movie) Several users (Pants01, Mr_Congeniality, GrandmasterJ, ChronoBasher, MrLicky, Quirion_Dryad, and VdIbV, to name a few)
search for our movies and specifically vote "X" or "0" to get them deleted so we cannot be a part of the Newgrounds.com community. These users have not been provoked by us in any way, they simply do not like us because they think the movies we make are "stupid" and
have "no effort" put into them, despite the fact that these people create movies of poor quality themselves or do not create movies at all.
(FUCK THAT! some NG MEMBERS wanted to make a anti strawberry_clock.strawberry is 15 yrs. old!BESIDES!he can't look at porno crap and kinky shit!strawberry_clock HAD NO EFFORT ON HIS MOVIES!)
This aggravation has led to a disliking of our visits to Newgrounds.com when having to face the humility of being called a "faggot," among other disheartening words, reading users' posts describing various acts of violence which they would like to act upon us, and having our quality movies deleted for no good reason day after day.
(one thing,people hated strawberry_clock that's why mostly everyone called him a faggot,gay ass fucker,etc etc,don't ask)
We feel that these users should be dealt with immediately seeing as they are trying to get our accounts deleted and/or banned because they believe that we are somehow violating our Newgrounds.com agreement as well. With the exception of one movie made by StrawberryClock in retaliation for the 13 or so "anti-StrawberryClock" movies, we have not crossed any lines or broken any rules set by the good folks at Newgrounds.com. All we want is fair treatment and justice served for those whom segregate the Portal.
(it might be submitted by strawberry's team..so were all fuked)
So, what does everyone think of this? :)
(good idea tom.one simple question...who would you ban?the clock crew? or the anti_clock team?)
At 9/8/01 06:38 PM, Tetsuo-ShimaPMFE wrote: You should at least talk to these accused users and tell them that they're violating NG rules and making asses of themselves. Oh well... even if I don't like a movie... but its obvious effort was put into it, the user should be commended.. not yelled at and discriminated against.
Why shouldn't they be yelled at? They did stupid shit and they deserve movies made against them. I say they or the stupid shit is just trying to piss people off. Maybe there was effort put into the movie that linked you to a load of porn sites.
Personally, i didnt get the honor of viewing that movie. Im sure it was commendable, eh tetsuo?
The Clocks have every right to post their dumb movies. Some of them are even funny, like the one where the nerd gets blasted by Tom and Wade. They're just doing it to get a rise out of the people who need to calm down. Besides, it's just a website. Do you need control that badly, that you must exert it upon some morons making fun of nerds?
At 9/8/01 07:17 PM, _Isaiah_ wrote: I say get rid of those users! Especially Grandmaster J. Him submitting all that crap with him dissing himself and poinless megaman movies! So i say i'm with them! Go ahead and BAN!
Go to hell Isaiah. The anti me movies were all a joke, because I was bored. (And I already said I won't do anything like that anymore)At least I don't auto redirect to porn, like the clocks do. And just because you got one of your megaman movies in the collection doesnt give you the right to go around bashing everyone elses WITHOUT EVEN VIEWING SOME OF THEM! Don't deny this, I know it for a fact. Most people like my "pointless" megaman movies, which actually arent megaman movies at all because they focus on Zero. So go fuck yourself, I don't give a damn what you think about my movies, you're an asshole, and thats that.
i really dont care i watched one of there movies and thought it was ok not great but ok. And i agree about the banning of ppl that are breaking the ng.com policy becase if i was pissed off one day and voted a 0 on everyting i saw and reviewed them saying the same thing people would start to hate me too. I think some ppl need a sence of humor when it come to flash animation. after all isnt ng.com a place where amiture and pros animation artes let the public see there skill with-out haveing to pay for it ? i think clock have the same right to make and post flash movies on newground.com just like the rest of us. other wise why the hell even have newgrounds???¿¿¿
Damn it! Tom, Wade, Ross, etc... just BAN the whole damn Clock group already! You KNOW they've done nothing but cause trouble for NG by submitting very bad flash movies, then re-submitting them again, then directing them to computer-spamming porno, then opening new accounts, not to mention dragging Toma down to their level. Then everyone complains every time a clock does something else, and all I read about on the BBS is fruitless bitching over what's happened now. I'm getting damn tired of it.
Is this the kind of shit you want on Newgrounds, Tom? You come down so hard on the "rules page" about decent portal guidelines, and I quote:
"Do not post a "demo" that has no functionality. If you have a decent demo to post, that is fine, but you must upload your updates OVERTOP that demo. If we catch you with multiple entries such as "Crap Movie V0.3" then "Crap Movie V0.5", we will delete them because they are annoying. "
"Do not post a movie that auto-redirects to your site. If people like your movie, they will click on a link to your site. If we catch you doing an auto-redirect, we will get really pissed and may remove your whole account. "
"Do not beg for high votes. If you say "Vote a 3 or higher and I'll make more" or something similar, we will delete it unless it is a worthwhile movie (based on our judgement). Also, don't use ploys like "Vote a 5 if you support Napster!" - we will delete those, too. "
Why the hell haven't these guys already been banned yet? It's beyond my comprehension. Has NG become the accepting home of one-letter movies and goat-porn directing sites? Why let this go on? Do you want this kinda shit on this place? You wouldn't leave your home fucked up, why should your website be any different?
So, what does everyone think of this? :)
there is no reason the "clock" people should really be getting picked on like this. even if their work is pretty bad, there are TONS of other crappy submissions in the portal as it is. the thing is, the similarity between all their names is allowing for easy targeting, which makes me wonder how smart they are (why would they choose these clock names anyways?). but anyways, there's a simple solution to this entire dilemna: ban everyone.
What idiots! Lol, If they have ever been to Newgrounds, They would realize half the fun is making fun of it is The Violence, Porn, and Insulting,Lol...
I seen his movies and I don't like it. Now have you seen his movie??? In my opinion it's stinks. Watch all of his movie and you be the judge. I was 'bout to make a movie right after I finish mine off him until I saw this note. I never click on the porn ones and I'm thank for that. I read the rules. He broken them. So there you have it. I'll leave it to you.
I've been following this "Clock vs Anti-Clock" thing for a long while, and the fact is, it's all crap. The difference is that while the Clock crap is pure, undiluted crap, the Anti-Clock crap is crap with hatred and homophobia mixed in.Crap is crap, no matter how you try and slice it. So if you'll all just shut up we can get on with our lives.
I am ranked 25th in total XP!
BAN THEIR ASSES!!!!!!!!
Every once in a while I get the urge to post funny emails on the front page, and I don't know why I never do. Yesterday I got a real zinger, so I thought everyone would get a kick out of it. Anyone who frequents The Portal is familiar with the "Clock Crew" - a bunch of names beginning with fruits and ending with "Clock". They submit movies that tick everyone off, and I get TONS and TONS of emails asking me to ban them. Well, yesterday I got an email from the Clock Crew themselves. Have a look!
OK, so the words of keeper of the portal himself prove that the clock crew is as annoying at best. So why the hell does strawberry continue to log on as his illegal other names and say "I agree with clock, ban everyone who is offended by clock"?
Does Clock not realize that everone who disliked his (vote 5 for porn) effortless flashes (see "B", it's just a letter b and nothing else) were he logs on under many names to say "Strawberry is a GOD". but he cannot vote, there is the PROOF because it gets 0.80 for his votes but an average of 7 for reviews because he leaves many reviews under different names. (I share a computer so I know, the two of us can't review the same movie but we CAN review.
This IS a violation of newsground, as is his "flash" that crashed computers of anyone who tried to view it. Yet this asshole is trying to claim that anyone who speaks out against him should be banned?? even Tom Fulp finds that f**kin funny and I hope this conversation has exposed most of strawberry's hidden acounts that say "I agree with Mr.Clock, ban everyone!" Newsgroup would be VERY LONELY if everyone who hated the clock crew were banished!
The choice is clear, Ban the clock crew (strawberry and is false names) or just hope he gets a clue and goes away on his own!
Well I don't can about these damned Cock....Er Clocks
Lord knows the one and only clock (Strawberry, whoever
that maybe in the "Outside world") is getting a BIG laugh at everyoen who is getting all stressed over a 15 year old with access to the internet and Amateur flash skills.....Just ignore him and he will go away....
Tom, as nearly everyone has said. ban em' ban em all!
Those bastards only submit pure crap that redirect to other sites that are usally death traps so you have to turn off the freaking computer. they also like to steal movies and post them too but for some reason they only steal movies with little, or no effort in them. also ive remembered hearing strawberry clock saying something in one of his movies that were along the lines of " i will not quit submitting "movies" until i have destroyed newgrounds for good!!!" notice how i quotationed the word movies? what movies? single framed redirects are movies these days? oh and i cant remember what he said exactly but it was something like this. i am sure of it. so please ban them! they are trouble makers of the worst kind! they are even acting innocecent to YOU of all people! the deception is dispicable! please delete them!
Ban em'! Ban em' all!
What do I think? I think that they should continue submitting movies so that I can continue clicking that X. I need to get my experience points somehow, right?
The Strawberry_Clock movies have gained so much publicity for movies with such low qaulity.they practically own the portal now.
Like what seaweed said.It really should just be ignored.
At 9/9/01 03:13 AM, KILL_EM_ALL wrote: The Strawberry_Clock movies have gained so much publicity for movies with such low qaulity.they practically own the portal now.
Like what seaweed said.It really should just be ignored.
Listen.... this has gone WAY to far.
Ive gotten alot of attention by posting shitty movies, is that against the rules? And people are trying to get me banned for THAT? You people are pathetic. Whoever wrote that is right (I DIDNT WRITE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Ban them, they have no lives. All day they spend on Newgrounds.com looking at flash movies and e mail the fulps everytime i submit a movie... people here are SAD. Thats why i picked this site to be an asshole on. Ive gotten alot of attention! I know some 15 year older is gonna reply saying that i suck, but you know what? I dont give a shit? Why? Cause i know im right. This site has more teens than adults. If they are adults they need to grow up. Cause if your making a movie to make fun of someone, you need to get a life. Go outside and play tag or something away from the computer, it will do you alot of good. As for th clock crew, i didnt make it. Some guy signed up as a bunch of accounts (Possibly GrandmasterJ due to his comments about my movie osmosis hones) Just want attention! Now if you dont agree with me, get a life. If you do, good for you having enough brain cells to figure out that i just shit... nothing more.