What are common rules to doing common things?

Example: 5 Rules for watching a film in a cinema:

1. Shut up.

2. SHUT THE FUCK UP! (Technically speaking that is still only one rule, but it's such an important rule and a few people still break this rule, so I thought I should mention it twice.)

3. Stop snacking.

4. Turn off your phone, tablet, kindle, DS, Vita or other electronic devices.

5. Go to the toilet BEFORE the film starts rather than getting up during the film and blocking people's views.

So what rules are there to other things? Like...buying something online, drinking at a pub, or taking your kids to Disneyland?

there is no way this thread will be popular.

The 5 rules of life:

1. Shit happens. Get over it.

2. We're all going to die. Deal with it.

3. There's always one. Get used to it.

4. It's not that simple. Learn about it.

5. Rules were made to be broken. Fuck it.

Nuclear Fission.
1. Put cereal in bowl.
2. Put milk on cereal.
3. Eat cereal.
4. Fission.

Rules in life:

1. Party

2. Love

NG BBS:

1. Don't take anything here seriously
2. No one will take you seriously.
3. Regret every single day you go here but keep coming back.

rules are for suckas

Rules of Beer
1. Drink Beer

How to converse:
1. Open your mouth
2. Move your lips
3. ?????
4. Sound comes out
5. Conversation

rules of making some mac and cheese I had for lunch

1) remove from package and plastic sleeve
2) place uncovered in microwave
3) microwave for 4 minutes

#1 Never hadoken poop

Five rules for posting on Newgrounds.

1) question all rules until banned

2) believe your opinion is best

3) post lots of meme pics, preferably homemade

4) attempt to get the attention of a certain Tom or Wade

5) read the actual rules

At 7/21/14 12:39 AM, Psycho666 wrote: Five rules for posting on Newgrounds.

At 7/20/14 07:26 PM, Voltage wrote: Rules on how to post on forums:

At 7/20/14 09:50 PM, NGPulp wrote: NG BBS:

Huh, 3 people chose to do rules for forums. We need new ideas. Here are 4 rules for coming up with ideas.

1. Don't steal other ideas
2. Think of past experiences, take ideas from them (This isn't breaking rule 1 since you aren't stealing ideas)
3. Take ideas from your dreams.
4. Use your damn brain

This is the only rue of forum posting:

1. Survive.

5 rules for being Will Smith.

1, Be Will Smith
2, Do a Flippity Flop
3, Ask if mayonnaise is an instrument.
4, ?????????
5, Enjoy being Will Smith.

At 7/23/14 02:31 PM, Amaranthus wrote: I have written down the rules for women.
1. Don't rape them.
2. Not buying them stuff counts as rape.
3. Don't marry them, they'll cheat on you.
4. When she tells you about her day, you're supposed to listen.
5. When she goes shopping with her friends, you'll end up paying for it.

Your only knowledge of women comes from the internet, huh?

At 7/21/14 11:34 AM, Chdonga wrote: This is the only rue of forum posting:

This guy gets it.

At 7/20/14 07:38 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote:

5 rules of picking up women (you people need this)

Why go through all that BS and not just skip to #5 under the cover of darkness, or something? :)

At 7/20/14 10:27 PM, DM692 wrote: Rules of Beer
1. Drink Beer

My favorite.

At 7/23/14 02:31 PM, Amaranthus wrote: I have written down the rules for women.
4. When she tells you about her day, you're supposed to listen.
5. When she goes shopping with her friends, you'll end up paying for it.

You a beta, bro?

At 7/21/14 01:35 PM, satanbrain wrote: 1. Survive.

Dealing with a problem

. Ask for hel-
. No shut up I don't care
. But-
. Dude! Shut. Up.
. :´(

At 7/23/14 03:00 PM, Amaranthus wrote:

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rules of women
1. be an alpha w/o being a dick
2. continue
3. continue
4. be a bit of a beta when she melts
5. ?????
6. profit

At 7/23/14 03:17 PM, WahyahRanger wrote:

At 7/23/14 03:16 PM, Splats wrote: rules of women
1. be an alpha w/o being a dick
2. continue
3. continue
4. be a bit of a beta when she melts
5. ?????
6. profit

Your profile says you're 14, what the fuck is this.

still good advice :)