Jaden smith next best philosoper?
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I don't give a shit what anyone says, Jaden Smith's Twitter is amazing
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At 7/20/14 03:25 PM, ManDeep wrote: Haha oh my lord, they're actually taking carefully dissecting his tweets and taking it seriously.
I think the sarcasm of the article isn't coming through in the writing.....
I sure hope so anyway. Considering this kid is also reported to be in a cult he and the younger Kardashian spawn created which is all about sex and excessive drug use....I don't think his "philosophy" should be taken too seriously.
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does writing an editorial about a philosophy i somehow "created" on the soupsquad make me a philosopher?
i'll let you decide.
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why would you delete my forum sig i barely even fucking use this shitty website anymore you sneaky cunt idiot
At 7/20/14 03:16 PM, Sensationalism wrote:At 7/20/14 02:05 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: Not everyone who thinks they're a philosopher actually is one.I think he should stay in school. Specifically, grammar class.
"Specifically, grammar class," is not a proper sentence. I wonder what kind of class one might attend where they could teach one proper grammar.
At 7/20/14 04:21 PM, axlisbak wrote: Bravo Jaden
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all that's missing is him signing his tweets.
Jada - Jaden
Will - Willow
wat? ugh
At 7/20/14 06:59 PM, angrybirds2000 wrote: all that's missing is him signing his tweets.
Ironically Pretentious Nonsense Is More Insanctuary Than SG64 Lol
At 7/20/14 07:11 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Jada - Jaden
Will - Willow
wat? ugh
At 7/20/14 06:59 PM, angrybirds2000 wrote: all that's missing is him signing his tweets.Ironically Pretentious Nonsense Is More Insanctuary Than SG64 Lol
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At 7/20/14 08:27 PM, Sensationalism wrote: I am aware of that. It is a sentence fragment. There is a difference between not knowing proper grammar and knowing it but choosing to ignore it. Writers make up their own rules.
I know, I just saw an opportunity to make a joke.
I believe the title goes to SuperGhandi64.
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He can be kind of annoying to be honest
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The description doesn't fit, if not a synonym of menace
Why do people care so much about this kid? He's not really any different from other people his age except for who his dad is.
Why care so much about some celebrity kid?
I actually don't think he's any more stupid than his age peers. It's just no one pays attention to tweets of random teen nobodies.
Try this. Look at all the stupid stuff people post on Facebook and etc... Look at all the scams people fall for. And honestly tell me this kid is worse?
Skimmed through the article. Sounds like a bunch of stuff I'd see on my facebook. Though I do share his contempt for education, as it killed my love for learning and reading - two things I never had nor ever will have thanks to school.
Happily ETS'd.
I'm not sure what is worse. Someone who read Jaden's tweets and saw them in a philosophical sense or that someone reported on this. Then again if Subway not actually selling foot long subs can make some form of news then I guess anything fucking passes these days.
That kid needs to stop capitalizing every damned word.
Also, most of the shit he's spewing comes from dumb teen facebook pages.
At 7/21/14 02:11 AM, NeonSpider wrote: Why do people care so much about this kid? He's not really any different from other people his age except for who his dad is.
Why care so much about some celebrity kid?
Because that's how society works.
We glorify people in the silver and small screen.
I'm having a feeling that he's just raised on those dumb instragrams and tumblrs and other shits with those profound profanated statements, plus some speeched from movies with his father.
At 7/20/14 02:02 PM, poinl wrote: http://entertainment.time.com/2013/09/18/is-jaden-smith-the-worlds-next-great-philosopher/
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that boy is a cringe
