$15.90 to ship a fucking iPhone. Fuck you UPS, all you do is fuck your customers in the ass with your asinine prices. Ultimate Penetration Service, that's what it stands for.
My asshole is so sore
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When I read the thread title I thought you wiped your ass with sandpaper or something
Spread open your ass cheeks and rinse them with bleach
Well shit bitch nobody held a gun to your head and forced you to do it
You look nice today.
This guy brutally sodomizes me.
Cereal is pretty cool. If you're cool you'll add me on Steam. Also, Letterboxd.
Sorry about your luck homie. Amazon has them by the balls and they need to recoup that profit shrink somehow.
So exactly how butthurt would you say you are right now?
This is where I wrote something funny
Today I learned I have no concept of monetary value as that doesn't seem too bad to me. Though I've never shipped anything so I guess I wouldn't know regardless. Also I'm retarded.
Not to mention they don't use any KY.
Got charged almost $120 for two combo cigar packages shipped to Canada, probably 10 lbs tops and maybe three cubic feet.
Lol I thought you were going to ask us why you ass crack was so sore.
Boy, am I relieved.
At 7/18/14 05:50 PM, NuclearInfected wrote: $15.90 to ship a fucking iPhone.
Wow that's a clear and total rip off.
Fuck UPS.
Let us wallow in the filth of the void clinging to one another.
Formerly Schizo-sephy.
Thought you'd always be mine...
At 7/18/14 05:50 PM, NuclearInfected wrote: Fuck you UPS.
That's why you should go with FedEx, mate.
shameless plug to a company I'm not even affiliated with.
If you are being shipped expensive and fragile equipment, UPS will fuck it up.
FedEx!
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The description doesn't fit, if not a synonym of menace
That's what you get for buying such a restrictive piece of shit.
My asshole was sore once, thought it was hemorrhoids, spread hemorrhoid cream on it. Wasn't hemorrhoids, was a cyst, the cyst burst, for many months after I had a second asshole. I'm glad your issues aren't as literal as mine, OP.
