Things to never ask a gay person

[Wegra]

"So...Top or bottom?"

[Gagsy]

Not ask them out on a date.

[NekoMika]

Post or pre operation?

fits in the gay spectrum

[NekoMika]

"When did you choose to be gay / trans?"
It was never a choice, we were born that way. When did you decide to be straight?
"I was born straight. Being gay / trans is unnatrual."
And I was born trans, now shut up.

[Joelle]

Wegra plz.

[Timmy]

For lesbians: "So, which one of you is the guy?"

[Schizo-Sephy]

"Do you know if there's a cure for your disease?"

[24901miles]

You can ask a gay person you're good friends with anything under the pretense of getting to know them better. If you're not well-enough-acquainted, anyone will get ridiculously defensive when you ask loaded questions.

But here are the awkward ones:

"If you had the choice, would you rather be gay or straight?"
"If you had the choice, would you rather be a guy or a girl?"
"If you had a pill which could make you heterosexual, would you take it?"

[Kogey]

At 7/17/14 10:50 PM, 24901miles wrote: "If you had the choice, would you rather be gay or straight?"

I'd stay exactly how I am

"If you had the choice, would you rather be a guy or a girl?"

Remain a guy

"If you had a pill which could make you heterosexual, would you take it?"

Nope, I love my boyfriend too much

[Painbringer]

After coming out to this one guy, he asked me if I were a 0 or a 1.

[koopahermit]

At 7/17/14 10:45 PM, Schizo-Sephy wrote: "Do you know if there's a cure for your disease?"

Yes

[orangebomb]

"What is your favorite musical number in theater?"
"How many times do you go to the theater?"
"Do you long for having a gay harem?"
"Have you ever voted Republican?"

[PinkyPinkWink]

"Did you buy applause on iTunes yet?" because they already did no exceptions

[Heinrich]

Do you have time to talk about the Lord Jesus Christ?

[NeonSpider]

"So, are you gay?"
"Do you just get with every guy possible?"
"You would totally like so-and-so. He's also gay."
"I'll pray the gay away."
"I only support marriage between a man and a woman. Why don't you marry a lesbian?"

[NeonSpider]

At 7/17/14 11:52 PM, Heinrich wrote: Do you have time to talk about the Lord Jesus Christ?

To be fair this can get you through so many things it's not even funny. There's videos of a guy who proved you can get past many government checkpoints this way. When they're asking for ID/etc... whip out a Bible and start preaching and asking them if they have the time to talk about Jesus (also dress the part) and they let you on through.

[h1]

Why are you gay?

[Painbringer]

"Why haven't you killed yourself yet?"

[YenMuffin]

"Hah, GAAAAAYY!"

[Voltage]

"So do you tell kids you enjoy sodomy?"

[Ragnarokia]

At 7/17/14 10:29 PM, Gagsy wrote: Not ask them out on a date.

I really wish people would take this to heart with lesbians. Of course they classify as gay but sadly it needs to be picked out more just to vent about the amount of men who seem to think they have a chance trying to hit on and get laid with a lesbian. She is a fucking LESBIAN not a bisexual, so don't fucking as them for sex! I'm not sure if its some sort of egotistical "I am so amazing that I will make her straight for me!" thing or hopefully instead just complete ignorance to what being lesbian means. The later is still terrible, but far better than the first.

As for OP, I am open with what I like top or bottom wise, but usually I don't answer the question as I like to think people should give enough thought into my relationship to hazard a guess about it at least. But the question may be invasive but if it is going to be asked on a one to one basis sure I don't mind and I am glad you would be interested. But if asking in a public setting infront of others I may be less happy to come out with it as it is frankly a personal question and isn't one to be shouted out to the world.

[Voltage]

At 7/18/14 01:04 AM, Ragnarokia wrote: She is a fucking LESBIAN not a bisexual, so don't fucking as them for sex!

you're fully aware that as long as men piss outside when there is obviously a restroom that's closer, men will assume any and all women are "dateable" because to men... natural instinct quite instinctively says "man finds woman attractive! man want to take woman to mancave! man rejected, HULK ANGRY!"

it's very much common sense, i think it's not a question to never ask because HOW do you know unless you ask? oh right, things to never ask a gay person:

questions where common sense is prevalent

[NeonSpider]

Not sure how relevant it is, but at least around here there are gay or bi people who always make it a point to bring up that they have a girlfriend so they're totally not gay. Right after bringing up that they have a girlfriend and thus are "totally not gay" they proceed to get all flirty. It's like, dude, I know you have the hots for me. Straight dudes don't flirt with dudes like that.

"Not Gay" Guy: Oh by the way I have a girlfriend. I'm not gay.
Me: Okay that's great. I'm happy for you.
"Not Gay" Guy: So anyway look at you! Looking good! I just love your hands! How do you keep your nails so clean?
Me: Um. I wash my hands?
"Not Gay" Guy: My girlfriend's totally hot by the way.
Me: That's nice.
"Not Gay" Guy: Do you play video games?
Me: Yeah.
"Not Gay" Guy: I'm not gay, but if I was gay I'd find that hot.

Not too far from actual conversations I've had with real actual "not gay" people. Which by the way I never once asked about relationship status.

[SansNumbers]

At 7/17/14 10:50 PM, 24901miles wrote: "If you had the choice, would you rather be gay or straight?"

I wonder who would choose to be part of a minority group hated and misunderstood by billions for no reason.

[SansNumbers]

At 7/18/14 02:26 AM, NeonSpider wrote: Straight dudes don't flirt with dudes like that.

Yeah we have our own method of flirting with our fellow straight men, including games of Gay Chicken where we laugh a little too loudly afterwards.

[NeonSpider]

At 7/18/14 02:32 AM, SansNumbers wrote:

At 7/18/14 02:26 AM, NeonSpider wrote: Straight dudes don't flirt with dudes like that.

Yeah we have our own method of flirting with our fellow straight men, including games of Gay Chicken where we laugh a little too loudly afterwards.

I've never heard of Gay Chicken before. What's that?

I just find it funny (and a little sad) how there are people who are gay who somehow feel the need to point out how not gay they are. Or sometimes it'll be "I'm not gay or anything, but I'm willing to make an exception."

But again with the pointing out how they're "not gay". lol

[SansNumbers]

At 7/18/14 02:44 AM, NeonSpider wrote: I've never heard of Gay Chicken before. What's that?

Urban Dictionary: Gay chicken is like the regular game of chicken except that instead of driving at each other on a collision course, players make homosexual advances until one player will "chicken out".

[Painbringer]

At 7/18/14 02:47 AM, SansNumbers wrote: Gay chicken is like the regular game of chicken except that instead of driving at each other on a collision course, players make homosexual advances until one player will "chicken out".

And what if nobody "chickens out"?

Would the both of you just end up kissing each other?

[24901miles]

At 7/18/14 01:04 AM, Ragnarokia wrote:

At 7/17/14 10:29 PM, Gagsy wrote: Not ask them out on a date.

I really wish people would take this to heart with lesbians. Of course they classify as gay but sadly it needs to be picked out more just to vent about the amount of men who seem to think they have a chance trying to hit on and get laid with a lesbian. She is a fucking LESBIAN not a bisexual, so don't fucking as them for sex! I'm not sure if its some sort of egotistical "I am so amazing that I will make her straight for me!" thing or hopefully instead just complete ignorance to what being lesbian means. The later is still terrible, but far better than the first.

People ask people they would like to date to go on dates. If they doesn't date the opposite sex, they can just reject the opposite sex indivisuals who ask them out. No harm done.

Every time this is brought up by the homosexual camp online, people seem to forget that it's entirely plausible that the "ignorant heterosexual" person asking them out has any number of reasons for making an inquiry. Maybe ten minutes prior, they were anywhere else along the Kinsey scale and decided to ask out someone of the opposite sex on a whim. Or maybe they meet a lot of heterosexuals who claim to be homosexual. Maybe the self-identifying homosexual just genuinely seemed interested despite the labels. Maybe they've had experience with straight-dating gays prior to that.

Life is too complicated to worry about those types of labels and it's not a big deal when they're ignored.

[darkscanner]

At 7/17/14 10:27 PM, Wegra wrote: "So...Top or bottom?"

I took this to mean I should only ask straight people. My dad was not pleased. ._.