cartman of south park is gay 4 kyle

[nanocon]

if you watch enough episodes of south park you will notice that cartman has an obbsession with kyle and is often trying to trick him into sexual things on a flimsy pretext like a bet so obbviosly cartman is gay for kyle and wants to have sex with him, but is in the closet about being gay like there teacher used to be and is expressing it in an unhealthy way

[DM692]

wow thats not very good you had better try to contact the creators of south park to make sure they know about this because if they dont it could be seriously affecting their ratings in a group that they are interested in appealing to, so it would be a lot better if someone would let them know already so cartman would stop being so gay 4 kyle all the time

[Xenomit]

You realize he's an evil genius who know's exactly what he's doing, right?

Or... is he an idiot who's enraged over tiny things...

Or, maybe an egotistical maniac...

Fuck it, he's different every two episodes.

[DM692]

At 7/12/14 01:46 AM, DM692 wrote: wow thats not very good you had better try to contact the creators of south park to make sure they know about this because if they dont it could be seriously affecting their ratings in a group that they are interested in appealing to, so it would be a lot better if someone would let them know already so cartman would stop being so gay 4 kyle all the time

Holy shit, after posting this I realized that if I would have just written "for" at the end and typed an extra letter somewhere (like OP's 'obbsession'), I would have had the same character count as the OP.

[poopmcfarts]

Wow this thread is bad.

[Sensationalism]

Then he's gay for Butters too.

I mean, they did oral, come on.

[Avery]

Cartman makes my hose stiff.

[nanocon]

At 7/12/14 01:53 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Then he's gay for Butters too.

I mean, they did oral, come on.

ya and in one of the earliest episodes he wanted kyle to finger him

[Amaranthus]

Ain't nothing wrong with being a lil' gay.
Everybody's a lil' gay.

[YellowisCOOL]

At 7/12/14 08:34 AM, Amaranthus wrote: Ain't nothing wrong with being a lil' gay.
Everybody's a lil' gay.

Couldn't of said it better myself

[fieldertiger]

At 7/12/14 01:48 AM, Xenomit wrote: You realize he's an evil genius who know's exactly what he's doing, right?

Cartman is evil. Why do you think he hates Kyle for being a Jew and has some conservative Republican political beliefs (e.g. hates having Obama as president).

Or... is he an idiot who's enraged over tiny things...

Or, maybe an egotistical maniac...

Fuck it, he's different every two episodes.

He's somehow similar every episode.

[NGPulp]

Wow I never haven't didn't saw this subtext before in that good kid's cartoon South Park, thanks OP!

[Radaketor]

Everyone's gay 4 Kyle.

[Shauna]

Someone write about this to the creators. Please.

[SansNumbers]

Damn it, you just stole my PhD thesis idea! Now I have to rewrite this!

[Monster-64]

At 7/12/14 01:50 AM, poopmcfarts wrote: Wow this thread is bad.

Wow, that meme was bad.