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Your choice of death? 2014-07-11 22:14:00 Reply

Sliced open?
Shot by a gun?
Death by sleep?

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Response to Your choice of death? 2014-07-11 22:16:14 Reply

Death by butt suffocation

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Response to Your choice of death? 2014-07-11 22:19:33 Reply

I want to die by having an organism so hard blood vessels burst. Or in the middle of Disney Land in the most gruesome way in front of hundreds of children.


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Response to Your choice of death? 2014-07-11 22:21:30 Reply

The master plan is to shoot myself around middle-age while sitting in a leather chair with a note that says "DONE"

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Response to Your choice of death? 2014-07-11 22:28:53 Reply

At 7/11/14 10:24 PM, WahyahRanger wrote:
At 7/11/14 10:19 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: I want to die by having an organism so hard blood vessels burst. Or in the middle of Disney Land in the most gruesome way in front of hundreds of children.
Yeah, you wanna have an organism huh?

Childbirth is a real bitch. Don't reproduce.

Oops...... That wouldn't be quite as nice (I think) as what I meant... But hey, I wonder how my kid would do KNOWING IT KILLED IT'S DAMN MOTHER the bastard...


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Response to Your choice of death? 2014-07-11 22:33:49 Reply

At 7/11/14 10:30 PM, WahyahRanger wrote:
I'm pretty sure the Mickey Mouse would see your Satan-spawn and smother it out anyways, so it would never have the chance to learn.

No way... I'd haunt my dear little Shemhamforash... No one touches him before he goes on a killing spree... I won't die in vain...


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Response to Your choice of death? 2014-07-11 22:42:41 Reply


Here I thought I was dropped one too many times as a child. I'm so glad I have the internet to make me kind of normal sometimes.

Here I thought you were thrown at a wall as a baby...


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Response to Your choice of death? 2014-07-11 22:44:45 Reply

Self inflicted knife wound to the neck.

Not that I plan on dying any time soon, but if I had to die I'd rather it be on my own terms than others.


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Response to Your choice of death? 2014-07-11 22:59:09 Reply

At 7/11/14 10:46 PM, WahyahRanger wrote:
At 7/11/14 10:42 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: Here I thought you were thrown at a wall as a baby...
Ye noice retort.

If you're lucky, you'll end up in her basement too, Slave.


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Response to Your choice of death? 2014-07-11 23:01:22 Reply


If you're lucky, you'll end up in her basement too, Slave.

He goes in the dog house....


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Response to Your choice of death? 2014-07-11 23:02:35 Reply

At 7/11/14 11:01 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote:

If you're lucky, you'll end up in her basement too, Slave.
He goes in the dog house....

Doggystyle?

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Response to Your choice of death? 2014-07-11 23:04:56 Reply

I'd die trying to protect my loved ones and the world itself.

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Response to Your choice of death? 2014-07-11 23:04:59 Reply

At 7/11/14 11:03 PM, WahyahRanger wrote:
At 7/11/14 10:59 PM, BrenTheMan wrote: If you're lucky, you'll end up in her basement too, Slave.
'Cus I'd ever be caught dead near her home, I try to avoid the seriously mentally ill.

It must be like a minefield for you here.


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Response to Your choice of death? 2014-07-11 23:07:32 Reply

If I was to die, I would rather die in my sleep, but if I was to kill some one it would be by gun.

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Response to Your choice of death? 2014-07-11 23:10:47 Reply

What are the best and worst ways to die?

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Response to Your choice of death? 2014-07-11 23:12:21 Reply

At 7/11/14 11:01 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote:

If you're lucky, you'll end up in her basement too, Slave.
He goes in the dog house....

Ouch...

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Response to Your choice of death? 2014-07-11 23:13:36 Reply

Best:
By Sleep
Shot Out Of NoWhere And Dies At That Moment
Off Of Something Dangerously Tall And Dies Instantly On Impact
Electricity
Desert Snake Venom (Dies in 10-20 seconds)
Worst:
One Limb By Limb Chopped Off
Having a flesh eating virus
Parasites
Having your organs ripped out while your still alive
Anything that involve you being alive and knowing your dieing

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Response to Your choice of death? 2014-07-11 23:15:45 Reply

At 7/11/14 11:13 PM, TicTackLock wrote: Best:

Dying of Sex

Worst:

Being spaghettified by a black hole.

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Response to Your choice of death? 2014-07-11 23:25:49 Reply

Death by caterpillars! Lots and lots of caterpillars! Tons! Enough to physically squish you by weight alone.
Why? It's never been done before that's why.

You will forever be known as "that guy who died by caterpillars" and people will never look at butterflies the same way again!

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Response to Your choice of death? 2014-07-11 23:27:56 Reply

There was a snake I heard of that venom kills with in seconds, I guess it was going about how the venom effects small animals...though I know I heard it was humans but I can't quite confirm it.

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Response to Your choice of death? 2014-07-11 23:33:04 Reply

At 7/11/14 11:16 PM, WahyahRanger wrote:
At 7/11/14 11:13 PM, TicTackLock wrote: Best:
Desert Snake Venom (Dies in 10-20 seconds)
No offense, don't know what you're thinking of, but the snake with the most potent venom is considered to be the Black Mamba and it can still take a minimum of 15 minutes to die from it.

Dubois' seasnake

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Response to Your choice of death? 2014-07-11 23:33:31 Reply

At 7/11/14 10:14 PM, TicTackLock wrote: Sliced open?
Shot by a gun?
Death by sleep?

Killing someone and killing myself.


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Response to Your choice of death? 2014-07-11 23:36:09 Reply

Guillotine wouldn't be a bad way to go.


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Response to Your choice of death? 2014-07-11 23:40:55 Reply

At 7/11/14 11:31 PM, WahyahRanger wrote:
At 7/11/14 11:27 PM, TicTackLock wrote: There was a snake I heard of that venom kills with in seconds, I guess it was going about how the venom effects small animals...though I know I heard it was humans but I can't quite confirm it.
Erm, ok, if you find it link me up so I can read about it.

Inland taipan

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Response to Your choice of death? 2014-07-11 23:45:18 Reply

Alcohol poisoning...


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Response to Your choice of death? 2014-07-12 01:02:20 Reply

At 7/11/14 11:02 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
At 7/11/14 11:01 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote:

If you're lucky, you'll end up in her basement too, Slave.
He goes in the dog house....
Doggystyle?

Nah... Dogs eat their own crap....I'd like to see to what extremes people would go to to not starve...


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Response to Your choice of death? 2014-07-12 01:03:26 Reply

Explosion


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Response to Your choice of death? 2014-07-12 01:05:00 Reply

A peaceful, non-painful death. Like dying silently in my sleep for example


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Response to Your choice of death? 2014-07-12 01:41:23 Reply

Car crash, Airplane explosion, Gunfire, Explosion, Atomic Bomb, Hit-and-run

It'd be pretty fuckin' painful, but I'd like to know what it's like from a firsthand experience before I die.

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Response to Your choice of death? 2014-07-12 04:31:22 Reply

Another bad way to die is to get one's dick stuck in a meat grinder.