Your choice of death?
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I want to die by having an organism so hard blood vessels burst. Or in the middle of Disney Land in the most gruesome way in front of hundreds of children.
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The master plan is to shoot myself around middle-age while sitting in a leather chair with a note that says "DONE"
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At 7/11/14 10:24 PM, WahyahRanger wrote:At 7/11/14 10:19 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: I want to die by having an organism so hard blood vessels burst. Or in the middle of Disney Land in the most gruesome way in front of hundreds of children.Yeah, you wanna have an organism huh?
Childbirth is a real bitch. Don't reproduce.
Oops...... That wouldn't be quite as nice (I think) as what I meant... But hey, I wonder how my kid would do KNOWING IT KILLED IT'S DAMN MOTHER the bastard...
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At 7/11/14 10:30 PM, WahyahRanger wrote:
I'm pretty sure the Mickey Mouse would see your Satan-spawn and smother it out anyways, so it would never have the chance to learn.
No way... I'd haunt my dear little Shemhamforash... No one touches him before he goes on a killing spree... I won't die in vain...
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Here I thought I was dropped one too many times as a child. I'm so glad I have the internet to make me kind of normal sometimes.
Here I thought you were thrown at a wall as a baby...
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Self inflicted knife wound to the neck.
Not that I plan on dying any time soon, but if I had to die I'd rather it be on my own terms than others.
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At 7/11/14 10:46 PM, WahyahRanger wrote:At 7/11/14 10:42 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: Here I thought you were thrown at a wall as a baby...Ye noice retort.
If you're lucky, you'll end up in her basement too, Slave.
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If you're lucky, you'll end up in her basement too, Slave.
He goes in the dog house....
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At 7/11/14 11:01 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote:He goes in the dog house....
If you're lucky, you'll end up in her basement too, Slave.
Doggystyle?
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I'd die trying to protect my loved ones and the world itself.
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At 7/11/14 11:03 PM, WahyahRanger wrote:At 7/11/14 10:59 PM, BrenTheMan wrote: If you're lucky, you'll end up in her basement too, Slave.'Cus I'd ever be caught dead near her home, I try to avoid the seriously mentally ill.
It must be like a minefield for you here.
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If I was to die, I would rather die in my sleep, but if I was to kill some one it would be by gun.
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What are the best and worst ways to die?
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At 7/11/14 11:01 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote:He goes in the dog house....
If you're lucky, you'll end up in her basement too, Slave.
Ouch...
PS - make sure you keep the username in the reply, or it won't alert the person or people you're relying to.
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Best:
By Sleep
Shot Out Of NoWhere And Dies At That Moment
Off Of Something Dangerously Tall And Dies Instantly On Impact
Electricity
Desert Snake Venom (Dies in 10-20 seconds)
Worst:
One Limb By Limb Chopped Off
Having a flesh eating virus
Parasites
Having your organs ripped out while your still alive
Anything that involve you being alive and knowing your dieing
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At 7/11/14 11:13 PM, TicTackLock wrote: Best:
Dying of Sex
Worst:
Being spaghettified by a black hole.
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Death by caterpillars! Lots and lots of caterpillars! Tons! Enough to physically squish you by weight alone.
Why? It's never been done before that's why.
You will forever be known as "that guy who died by caterpillars" and people will never look at butterflies the same way again!
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There was a snake I heard of that venom kills with in seconds, I guess it was going about how the venom effects small animals...though I know I heard it was humans but I can't quite confirm it.
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At 7/11/14 11:16 PM, WahyahRanger wrote:At 7/11/14 11:13 PM, TicTackLock wrote: Best:No offense, don't know what you're thinking of, but the snake with the most potent venom is considered to be the Black Mamba and it can still take a minimum of 15 minutes to die from it.
Desert Snake Venom (Dies in 10-20 seconds)
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At 7/11/14 10:14 PM, TicTackLock wrote: Sliced open?
Shot by a gun?
Death by sleep?
Killing someone and killing myself.
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At 7/11/14 11:31 PM, WahyahRanger wrote:At 7/11/14 11:27 PM, TicTackLock wrote: There was a snake I heard of that venom kills with in seconds, I guess it was going about how the venom effects small animals...though I know I heard it was humans but I can't quite confirm it.Erm, ok, if you find it link me up so I can read about it.
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At 7/11/14 11:02 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:At 7/11/14 11:01 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote:Doggystyle?He goes in the dog house....
If you're lucky, you'll end up in her basement too, Slave.
Nah... Dogs eat their own crap....I'd like to see to what extremes people would go to to not starve...
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A peaceful, non-painful death. Like dying silently in my sleep for example
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Car crash, Airplane explosion, Gunfire, Explosion, Atomic Bomb, Hit-and-run
It'd be pretty fuckin' painful, but I'd like to know what it's like from a firsthand experience before I die.
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Another bad way to die is to get one's dick stuck in a meat grinder.





