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Friends!?!

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Friends!?! 2014-07-09 12:26:18


Do you have like at least one friend who does like really really REALLY nice things for you? Like for me I have this one friend who always buys me Lucky Charms, because he knows its my fav. And when I go on trips, he always takes good care of my pets. I like friends who are like that. Do you have a friend like that, if so, what nice thing(s) do they do for you?
And what do you do for them????

tis the REAL question....

Response to Friends!?! 2014-07-09 12:38:59


My friends are all emotionally unstable sociopaths who I can fit in with

At 7/9/14 12:32 PM, Lepy wrote: your friend probably wants to fuck

also this

Response to Friends!?! 2014-07-09 12:56:40


At 7/9/14 12:32 PM, Lepy wrote: your friend probably wants to fuck
also this

Seriously guys, I have known this friend since like forever. He already has a gf. So no he doesnt. He's just a really nice friend. And clearly you guys dont have friends like him.

sucks

Response to Friends!?! 2014-07-09 12:58:18


At 7/9/14 12:56 PM, dara6789 wrote:

:He already has a gf.

The perfect cover. Clearly you're dealing with a professional here.


"Anything could happen in the next half hour!"

"For the love of God, don't stop pretending you're a dragon!"

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Response to Friends!?! 2014-07-09 13:00:23


At 7/9/14 12:58 PM, Trambamboline wrote:
At 7/9/14 12:56 PM, dara6789 wrote: He already has a gf.
The perfect cover. Clearly you're dealing with a professional here.

lol Ok then

Response to Friends!?! 2014-07-09 14:12:23


At 7/9/14 12:56 PM, dara6789 wrote:
At 7/9/14 12:32 PM, Lepy wrote: your friend probably wants to fuck
also this
Seriously guys, I have known this friend since like forever. He already has a gf. So no he doesnt. He's just a really nice friend. And clearly you guys dont have friends like him.
sucks

He thinks about you when he jerks off and has been doing it the whole time you've known him. We all do it. Whether or not he has a girlfriend means nothing.

Response to Friends!?! 2014-07-09 14:19:56


At 7/9/14 02:12 PM, Jester wrote: He thinks about you when he jerks off and has been doing it the whole time you've known him. We all do it. Whether or not he has a girlfriend means nothing.

Ohhhhhhh righhhhht cuz you are the expert and all that. Right, of course cuz every guys is like that and so yeah. Got it.

Response to Friends!?! 2014-07-09 14:25:01


At 7/9/14 02:19 PM, dara6789 wrote: Ohhhhhhh righhhhht cuz you are the expert and all that. Right, of course cuz every guys is like that and so yeah. Got it.

Quick heads up: Yes. Every guy is like that. If he finds you attractive he will, in private, whack one out to you. It's a goddamn universal constant.


"Anything could happen in the next half hour!"

"For the love of God, don't stop pretending you're a dragon!"

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Response to Friends!?! 2014-07-09 14:26:01


At 7/9/14 02:25 PM, Trambamboline wrote:
At 7/9/14 02:19 PM, dara6789 wrote: Ohhhhhhh righhhhht cuz you are the expert and all that. Right, of course cuz every guys is like that and so yeah. Got it.
Quick heads up: Yes. Every guy is like that. If he finds you attractive he will, in private, whack one out to you. It's a goddamn universal constant.

Aye aye Captain Crunch whatevr you say.

Response to Friends!?! 2014-07-09 14:28:19


At 7/9/14 02:19 PM, dara6789 wrote:
At 7/9/14 02:12 PM, Jester wrote: He thinks about you when he jerks off and has been doing it the whole time you've known him. We all do it. Whether or not he has a girlfriend means nothing.
Ohhhhhhh righhhhht cuz you are the expert and all that. Right, of course cuz every guys is like that and so yeah. Got it.

yeah that's the jist of it. You can choose whether or not to believe me but at the end of the day, every guy you're friends with would have sex with you in an instant if he had the chance and they've all busted a nut thinking about you. It's flattering, really/

Response to Friends!?! 2014-07-09 14:29:04


At 7/9/14 02:27 PM, Urban-Champion wrote:
At 7/9/14 02:26 PM, dara6789 wrote:
Aye aye Captain Crunch whatevr you say.
did you seriously just use captain crunch as an insult

I just finished eating Captain Crunch and no it was not an insult. lol

Response to Friends!?! 2014-07-09 14:29:26


Friends are a balast on my hot air baloon going straight towards success.

Response to Friends!?! 2014-07-09 14:35:59


At 7/9/14 02:28 PM, Jester wrote: yeah that's the jist of it. You can choose whether or not to believe me but at the end of the day, every guy you're friends with would have sex with you in an instant if he had the chance and they've all busted a nut thinking about you. It's flattering, really/

Ohhh sure, yes whatevr you say doctor. You know all.

Response to Friends!?! 2014-07-09 14:39:30


At 7/9/14 02:35 PM, dara6789 wrote:
At 7/9/14 02:28 PM, Jester wrote: yeah that's the jist of it. You can choose whether or not to believe me but at the end of the day, every guy you're friends with would have sex with you in an instant if he had the chance and they've all busted a nut thinking about you. It's flattering, really/
Ohhh sure, yes whatevr you say doctor. You know all.

if you're so sure he has iron commitment and will worthy of a Greek god, you could ask if he would have sex with you and test that out

also, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit

Response to Friends!?! 2014-07-09 14:44:01


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Response to Friends!?! 2014-07-09 14:48:15


At 7/9/14 02:44 PM, JRob wrote: 4chan

Ah blue boards. Safe for work indeed.


"Anything could happen in the next half hour!"

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Response to Friends!?! 2014-07-09 14:51:59


At 7/9/14 02:39 PM, Jester wrote: if you're so sure he has iron commitment and will worthy of a Greek god, you could ask if he would have sex with you and test that out
also, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit

What ever gave you the idea that I was being sarcastic? Im hurt. Plus I would never ask him that because thats just down right weird.

Response to Friends!?! 2014-07-09 14:57:21


At 7/9/14 02:51 PM, dara6789 wrote:
What ever gave you the idea that I was being sarcastic? Im hurt. Plus I would never ask him that because thats just down right weird.

k lil bit

Response to Friends!?! 2014-07-09 15:03:58


At 7/9/14 02:57 PM, Jester wrote:
At 7/9/14 02:51 PM, dara6789 wrote:
What ever gave you the idea that I was being sarcastic? Im hurt. Plus I would never ask him that because thats just down right weird.
k lil bit

Awesome, Amazing, Cool, Nice, Wonderful.

Response to Friends!?! 2014-07-09 17:55:54


Are you nice back :)
Either way, that sounds fun thing to do though ^^

Response to Friends!?! 2014-07-09 18:16:25


At 7/9/14 12:26 PM, dara6789 wrote: Do you have a friend like that

No, but I'm taking applications.

Bring beer...

Response to Friends!?! 2014-07-09 18:24:09


Those are the best kind of friends! The ones that tickle in your tummy and make you feel so yummy yummy. Everyone should have at least one of them.


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Response to Friends!?! 2014-07-09 18:37:47


At 7/9/14 06:24 PM, FinaLee wrote: Those are the best kind of friends! The ones that tickle in your tummy and make you feel so yummy yummy. Everyone should have at least one of them.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?

OP's friend secretly wants dat ass. No guy does nice things to a sexually compatible-aged female for the sake of being nice. He wants your sweet gamgams!


Happily ETS'd.

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Response to Friends!?! 2014-07-09 19:27:43


I don't really have any friends :[


S&Box, the gameĀ Facepunch Studio have been working on.

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Response to Friends!?! 2014-07-09 19:46:17


If I had friends I wouldn't be here, browsing an online forum for hours a day, with no communication to the real world...
But, when I do see people with friends like that, I just wanna punch the fucker in the face. Don't ask me why, I just really hate really nice people.


This is a sig you dumbass.

Response to Friends!?! 2014-07-09 23:16:52


At 7/9/14 05:55 PM, Reiska3 wrote: Are you nice back :)
Either way, that sounds fun thing to do though ^^

Yes I'm nice back. lol

Response to Friends!?! 2014-07-09 23:18:09


At 7/9/14 06:24 PM, FinaLee wrote: The ones that tickle in your tummy and make you feel so yummy yummy.

That sounds more like a crush than a friend but who cares.

Response to Friends!?! 2014-07-09 23:23:44


My friend sent me Oreos, Nutella and a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup a few months ago


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Response to Friends!?! 2014-07-09 23:26:14


At 7/9/14 11:23 PM, YellowisCOOL wrote: My friend sent me Oreos, Nutella and a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup a few months ago

Awesome. And nutella is yum yum.

Response to Friends!?! 2014-07-09 23:34:28


At 7/9/14 11:25 PM, Voltage wrote: I cannot stand the trusting between people, and in our world today you're better off finding you own path than living on one someone has already made.

This reminds me of the song called "Lonely People".

clearly which someone of you guys are. justsayin.