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Largest bird ever lived discovered

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http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-28164063

I have to say that this is an amazing discovery. Just imagine what it would be like if it were alive today.

Response to Largest bird ever lived discovered 2014-07-08 15:41:46


"This creature would have looked like a seagull on steroids."

This passes as science communication. Wow.

Response to Largest bird ever lived discovered 2014-07-08 15:49:59


At 7/8/14 03:41 PM, Ejit wrote: "This creature would have looked like a seagull on steroids."

This passes as science communication. Wow.

lol

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Response to Largest bird ever lived discovered 2014-07-08 15:59:03


At 7/8/14 03:48 PM, 24901miles wrote:
At 7/8/14 03:41 PM, Ejit wrote: "This creature would have looked like a seagull on steroids."
Morelle graduated from Oxford University in July 2001, with a first class degree in Chemistry, and then worked as Senior Press Officer at the Science Media Centre.

Good on 'er. It's still the weakest opening sentence of a science article I've read. An Imgur commenter would've been ashamed of that one.

Response to Largest bird ever lived discovered 2014-07-08 16:05:09


Coming to an episode of QI near you.

*Rolls eyes*

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Response to Largest bird ever lived discovered 2014-07-08 16:43:46


At 7/8/14 04:05 PM, Ejit wrote: Coming to an episode of QI near you.

*Rolls eyes*

Uh oh. We got a hater over here.

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Response to Largest bird ever lived discovered 2014-07-08 16:55:39


At 7/8/14 04:53 PM, Entice wrote:
At 7/8/14 03:41 PM, Ejit wrote: "This creature would have looked like a seagull on steroids."

This passes as science communication. Wow.
Jesus it's a short news article not a scientific publication

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Response to Largest bird ever lived discovered 2014-07-08 17:06:29


At 7/8/14 04:53 PM, Entice wrote: Jesus it's a short news article not a scientific publication

For clarity, my objection is not due to a lack of scientific content. 'Like X on steroids' is unacceptably shit, unimaginative writing. To open an article with it is pathetic.

Response to Largest bird ever lived discovered 2014-07-08 21:58:51


That's bullshit, if a seagull did a steroid cycle, even if it was heavy in trenbolone he could NEVER get to such size. It would be possible if he abused HGH and slin, and ate like a beast and had a proper bodybuilding routine. But just steroids? No way. But in case some seagull wants to get to a 5 meter wingspan, I designed a pretty decent cycle to get CLOSE to 5 meters. Here it is:

1g tren
1g test e
1g npp
100mg dbol/drol

Just cruise on it forever. If you want to be a seagull with a 5 meter wingspan, this is what it takes.


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Response to Largest bird ever lived discovered 2014-07-09 02:18:08


At 7/8/14 03:35 PM, VGmasters wrote: Just imagine what it would be like if it were alive today.

Considering how massive that thing is, I kinda don't want to imagine that.


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Response to Largest bird ever lived discovered 2014-07-09 03:28:23


At 7/8/14 03:35 PM, VGmasters wrote: http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-28164063

I have to say that this is an amazing discovery. Just imagine what it would be like if it were alive today.

Always with the teeth that are growing out the side of the mouths / beaks. It seems like either everything that lived in the dinosaur days had overgrowing teeth or they just make that bit up as you don't get many at all with that now, as it is better to have teeth that actually fit.


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Response to Largest bird ever lived discovered 2014-07-09 03:29:47


Damn. I thought the largest bird ever was New Zealand's extinct Moa


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Response to Largest bird ever lived discovered 2014-07-09 04:30:56


I can just picture an oversize shark jumping a building length to just rip it to shreds xD

Response to Largest bird ever lived discovered 2014-07-09 07:16:58


Largest "flying" bird, not to nitpick, but:

inb4 theropod dinosaurs were arguably birds;

Still, pretty rad. That's a big seagull.


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Response to Largest bird ever lived discovered 2014-07-17 22:22:38


Looks like it's a Big Bird!