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I'm so badass, I intentionally get bad grades in school. Can't get anymore rebel then that, right?

I'm so badass that my ass has no cheeks, only fists.

Not only can they stop anal penetration, but they can fling crap at two hundred rounds per minute.

I am heavy crapping guy, and my ass is my weapon.

I once ate an entire bowl of nails, without milk!

At 7/7/14 04:10 PM, Monster-64 wrote: I'm so badass, I intentionally get bad grades in school. Can't get anymore rebel then that, right?

I'm so badass I get erections in public and not care.

This is all amateur shit here. I've ripped the head off a rattlesnake.

I'm so badass, I'm wearing black cargo shorts with a black belt, a black watch and a black ring, a plain black t-shirt, solid black Chuck Taylors, and black sunglasses when I go outside. No one would even suspect that I was listening to Owl City while walking earlier...

I've beaten MGS 2 on european extreme.

Get on my level

I've got a ton of guns.

That's about all I can think of.

At 7/7/14 04:25 PM, Mismo wrote: I've beaten MGS 2 on european extreme.

Get on my level

I've gotten killstreak of 7 kills in Battlefield. I'm a war hardened soldier!

The other day, I went to the bathroom all by myself!

At 7/7/14 04:43 PM, Clonedcrumb wrote: The other day, I went to the bathroom all by myself!

True badasses bring a cat with them.

I rip faces, I kill racists, I slam fascists, I am actually casteless, and if I'm Calmasis, you're nothing malice.

i'm so badass i beat castlevania.

At 7/7/14 04:43 PM, Clonedcrumb wrote: The other day, I went to the bathroom all by myself!

2edgy4me

i'm so badass i do literally nothing all day and live off money i make betting on sports

I'm so bad ass I can't actually discuss what I do because of the legal ramifications.

At 7/7/14 07:16 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I'm so bad ass I can't actually discuss what I do because of the legal ramifications.

Bring on the hate!

I'm so badass when I walk into a room people thing its on fire.

At 7/7/14 04:10 PM, Monster-64 wrote: I'm so badass, I intentionally get bad grades in school. Can't get anymore rebel then that, right?

So your definition of badass is self-destructive behavior for the sake of rebelling?

loser

I'm so badass I make a blood sacrifice to Satan for power, every month...

At 7/7/14 04:10 PM, Monster-64 wrote: I'm so badass, I intentionally get bad grades in school. Can't get anymore rebel then that, right?

I take out my flash drive without "safely removing" it first.

SO HARDCORE

At 7/7/14 09:29 PM, MR-DOS wrote:

At 7/7/14 04:10 PM, Monster-64 wrote: I'm so badass, I intentionally get bad grades in school. Can't get anymore rebel then that, right?

I squeeze my dick really hard right before I cum to stop myself from orgasming

I'm so badass that I don't make snow angels. I make snow devils.

not gonna tell you

At 7/7/14 10:11 PM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote: not gonna tell you

cause u rnt edgy lik me

At 7/7/14 04:10 PM, Monster-64 wrote: I'm so badass, I intentionally get bad grades in school. Can't get anymore rebel then that, right?

I fuck men up.

the ass.