How badass are you?

[Monster-64]

I'm so badass, I intentionally get bad grades in school. Can't get anymore rebel then that, right?

[fmn335]

I'm so badass that my ass has no cheeks, only fists.

Not only can they stop anal penetration, but they can fling crap at two hundred rounds per minute.

I am heavy crapping guy, and my ass is my weapon.

[Shade]

I once ate an entire bowl of nails, without milk!

[Avery]

At 7/7/14 04:10 PM, Monster-64 wrote: I'm so badass, I intentionally get bad grades in school. Can't get anymore rebel then that, right?

I'm so badass I get erections in public and not care.

[All-American-Badass]

This is all amateur shit here. I've ripped the head off a rattlesnake.

[Tremulos]

I'm so badass, I'm wearing black cargo shorts with a black belt, a black watch and a black ring, a plain black t-shirt, solid black Chuck Taylors, and black sunglasses when I go outside. No one would even suspect that I was listening to Owl City while walking earlier...

[Mismo]

I've beaten MGS 2 on european extreme.

Get on my level

[Xenomit]

I've got a ton of guns.

That's about all I can think of.

[Monster-64]

At 7/7/14 04:25 PM, Mismo wrote: I've beaten MGS 2 on european extreme.

Get on my level

I've gotten killstreak of 7 kills in Battlefield. I'm a war hardened soldier!

[Clonedcrumb]

The other day, I went to the bathroom all by myself!

[Monster-64]

At 7/7/14 04:43 PM, Clonedcrumb wrote: The other day, I went to the bathroom all by myself!

True badasses bring a cat with them.

[Voltage]

I rip faces, I kill racists, I slam fascists, I am actually casteless, and if I'm Calmasis, you're nothing malice.

[Freaki-boy92]

i'm so badass i beat castlevania.

[Bled-Red21]

At 7/7/14 04:43 PM, Clonedcrumb wrote: The other day, I went to the bathroom all by myself!

2edgy4me

[Crink]

i'm so badass i do literally nothing all day and live off money i make betting on sports

[Raab]

I'm so badass that i eat a bowl of broken glass in place of breakfast cereal every morning.

[FUNKbrs]

I'm so bad ass I can't actually discuss what I do because of the legal ramifications.

[Prinzy2]

At 7/7/14 07:16 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I'm so bad ass I can't actually discuss what I do because of the legal ramifications.

Bring on the hate!

[RedRobinR]

I'm so badass when I walk into a room people thing its on fire.

[TeslaShockwave]

At 7/7/14 04:10 PM, Monster-64 wrote: I'm so badass, I intentionally get bad grades in school. Can't get anymore rebel then that, right?

So your definition of badass is self-destructive behavior for the sake of rebelling?

loser

[NekoMika]

At 7/7/14 04:10 PM, Monster-64 wrote: I'm so badass, I intentionally get bad grades in school. Can't get anymore rebel then that, right?

Yes, I'd like fries with my burger.

[SubliminalVirus]

I'm so badass I make a blood sacrifice to Satan for power, every month...

[MR-DOS]

At 7/7/14 04:10 PM, Monster-64 wrote: I'm so badass, I intentionally get bad grades in school. Can't get anymore rebel then that, right?

I take out my flash drive without "safely removing" it first.

SO HARDCORE

[Greenskullkid]

At 7/7/14 09:29 PM, MR-DOS wrote:

At 7/7/14 04:10 PM, Monster-64 wrote: I'm so badass, I intentionally get bad grades in school. Can't get anymore rebel then that, right?

I squeeze my dick really hard right before I cum to stop myself from orgasming

[KatMaestro]

I don't talk about how badass I am.

[poopmcfarts]

I'm so badass that I don't make snow angels. I make snow devils.

[Head-Full-Of-Acid]

not gonna tell you

[TailsPrower]

At 7/7/14 04:25 PM, Mismo wrote: I've beaten MGS 2 on european extreme.

Get on my level

Continues > 9000

[Monster-64]

At 7/7/14 10:11 PM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote: not gonna tell you

cause u rnt edgy lik me

[Chronamut]

At 7/7/14 04:10 PM, Monster-64 wrote: I'm so badass, I intentionally get bad grades in school. Can't get anymore rebel then that, right?

I fuck men up.

the ass.