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Hey, I'm new here! 2014-07-06 16:34:00


Hello and happy birthday, Newgrounds! You got yourself a new member, me of course! Anyway, let me tell you a bit about myself. I'm J.T.B Preston, but you can call me "James" for short. I'm 22 and I am an artist, so that means I'll be submitting to the Art Portal most often. I've visited this website countless times in the past, but today I have joined and my profile's a bit under construction at the moment, but I'll get there...

Response to Hey, I'm new here! 2014-07-06 16:38:30


Welcome to newgrounds! What kinda art do you like best?


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Response to Hey, I'm new here! 2014-07-06 16:41:47


Welcome to the BBS, also known as hell


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Response to Hey, I'm new here! 2014-07-06 16:43:59


At 7/6/14 04:38 PM, YomToxic wrote: Welcome to newgrounds! What kinda art do you like best?

I like art with a good amount of detail, something you can't stop staring at. I've already uploaded my first submission, but it isn't my first ever work of art. There's a lot more on my deviantART: http://theblooman.deviantart.com/

Response to Hey, I'm new here! 2014-07-06 16:51:31


Welcome !

Good luck here!

Hey, I'm new here!


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Response to Hey, I'm new here! 2014-07-06 16:54:04


At 7/6/14 04:43 PM, JTBPreston wrote:
At 7/6/14 04:38 PM, YomToxic wrote: Welcome to newgrounds! What kinda art do you like best?
I like art with a good amount of detail, something you can't stop staring at. I've already uploaded my first submission, but it isn't my first ever work of art. There's a lot more on my deviantART: http://theblooman.deviantart.com/

This place allows a lot of stuff the stuffy, uptight deviantart rules don't, so let your creative vibes go up the crazy tree!

I was going to say that your art needs a lot of improvement, but then I noticed the part where you mentioned mspaint.

My reaction


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Response to Hey, I'm new here! 2014-07-06 16:54:14


At 7/6/14 04:51 PM, Nor wrote: Welcome !

Good luck here!

Cheers!

Response to Hey, I'm new here! 2014-07-06 16:57:08


welcome, friend! nice to make your acquaintance!

Response to Hey, I'm new here! 2014-07-06 16:57:26


At 7/6/14 04:38 PM, YomToxic wrote:
This place allows a lot of stuff the stuffy, uptight deviantart rules don't, so let your creative vibes go up the crazy tree!

You mean I have more freedom?

Response to Hey, I'm new here! 2014-07-06 17:10:06


Welcome! It's so nice that people still go on here.


"Ya'll can kiss my ass" - James Allen "Red Dog"

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Are you bored and have nothing to do? Then click this!

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Response to Hey, I'm new here! 2014-07-06 17:26:18


At 7/6/14 05:05 PM, WahyahRanger wrote: So I think I'll go ahead and fan you seeing as though you have a webcomic coming soon?

Your protagonist is going to have autism. Don't take this as insult but do you happen to have autism and is this your way of showing other people what it's like to live with it?

Yes, I have autism myself. And my webcomic will depict what it's like to live with it and how some things are viewed differently. In a realistic way. The Curious Incident of The Dog In the Nighttime by Mark Haddon is one of the inspirations for it.

Response to Hey, I'm new here! 2014-07-06 17:37:06


Welcome to the lands of NewGrounds. It's not every day newcomers arrive to this corner of the world


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Response to Hey, I'm new here! 2014-07-06 17:50:42


Welcome! and prepare your anus... I mean... have fun!
Also take a look at the masterpieces of our artists

Response to Hey, I'm new here! 2014-07-06 22:19:26


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Response to Hey, I'm new here! 2014-07-06 22:23:19


At 7/6/14 10:19 PM, NGPulp wrote: - Slint has a mic for an avatar or something.

Not really. It's a metal skeleton thing, from NIN's debut, remastered.


Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.

You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.

ScaryPicnic made me do it.My letterboxd.

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Response to Hey, I'm new here! 2014-07-06 22:53:01


At 7/6/14 10:20 PM, WahyahRanger wrote: You didn't fix my name!
At 7/6/14 10:23 PM, Slint wrote: Not really. It's a metal skeleton thing, from NIN's debut, remastered.

Fixed in the news post version I plan to stick into any "I'm new here" thread. I'll amend it regularly to add more users and other fun stuff.

Response to Hey, I'm new here! 2014-07-06 22:58:27


At 7/6/14 10:53 PM, NGPulp wrote: Fixed in the news post version I plan to stick into any "I'm new here" thread. I'll amend it regularly to add more users and other fun stuff.

HA, that fix.


Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.

You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.

ScaryPicnic made me do it.My letterboxd.

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Response to Hey, I'm new here! 2014-07-07 00:07:18


welcome to newgrounds its always nice to have new people here.
and have fun here.


"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?

was her name tenneassi

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Response to Hey, I'm new here! 2014-07-07 01:08:23


welcome to Newgrounds :)

Response to Hey, I'm new here! 2014-07-07 07:29:41


At 7/6/14 11:14 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: sorry for having a sense of humor

Added.

Response to Hey, I'm new here! 2014-07-07 12:25:29


Welcome to the site. Hope ya find your place where you fit in on here.


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When you get into one of these groups theres only a couple of ways you can get out. One is death. The other is mental institution.

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Response to Hey, I'm new here! 2014-07-07 12:29:36


Awesome :O thats really cool. I hope you will enjoy it here ^^