Welcome to Newgrounds.
- Don't let Dovahkhiin1994's huge ego hit you on the way out.
- Remember to always feed the trolls, you know how hungry they are.
- Also a protip: Don't take these here forums too seriously, unless you know it's pretty damned important.
- Don't diss Yurgenburgen.
- Never fuck around with Wade or Tom or else you're dead.
- Just abide by the rules when they need abiding (i.e, Never.)
- Don't diss the staff.
- Viper sold his soul to the devil.
- If you ask for stuff (ex. "Ban me"), they mods sure will fulfill your requests.
- Also, there used to be a rule against "I'm new here" topics, but that's changed.
- Don't be a jerk when reviewing and rating content.
- If Vnzi asks you to wear red shades, WEAR 'EM.
- SubliminalVirus could teach you all about BSDM, if that's your thing.
- Makaokoav can tell you all about his experiences with the idiosyncrasies of American life.
- Xenomit is quite a fungi.
- NeonSpider's cool, too.
- Asandir could interview you.
- So could a few other folks, as well.
- Radekator doesn't want to be eaten.
- Slint has a mic for an avatar or something.
- WayahRanger can draw stuff and post a lot.
- If you want to pet a kitty, ask SCET3. That is all.
- Want depressing news stories? TheGameChanger could give you some of that (also Yeti spam.)
- When posting content, make sure it isn't crap.
- The reviews system for threads is still a pending suggestion.
- Make sure to pour out your heart and soul to every single piece of text in your reply.
- Egoraptor "betrayed us".
- If you love TVTropes, you'll hate Weeaboo. Since you'll confuse the term with this user and vice versa.
- Make sure to always wear an umbrella.
- Start with the Newgrounds classic movies and games such as Alien Hominid, Dad's Home, There she is!!!, Animator v. Animation, Pico and Telebubby Funland.
- We like hating on things because it's "edgy".
- None of us believe in the friendzone.
- FiendMachine does, though.
- Phobotech keeps on thinking about joining the army.
- Natick is actually Terezi Pyrope in disguise. Not a clever disguise at that; hates 'pity parties'.
- Koopahermit is actually a bearded man wearing a bowler hat who's in the tropics.
- Dalexj1337 still hasn't drawn your avatar just like his yet, hasn't he?
- General is secretly the Video Game forum in disguise.
- Piggler likes pigs. (Running out of ideas, here.)
- Newgrounds used to have hentai ads.
- When in doubt; Beep-Me-Jesus!
- You can never be the king of the portal. No one can trump our lord and master.
- "The problems of the future, today!" was the best slogan ever. (Can I have it now?)
- "IF YOU JUST WANNA HAVE FUNNNNNNNNN ):" go to SukiWukiDookie.
- All your base are belong to horrible grammar.
- Joe is rather concerned with JohnnyUtah.
- The NSA is toadally watchin' you, man.
- Nothing is real.
- Art is a lie.
- Threads, Are They Real?
- Everyone here is a wannabe comedian.
- SubparTony is actually just on-par. (I apologize.)
- The literature portal will come, eventually.
- Everyone just absolutely loves you. Never forget that.
- Never forget The Alamo, too.
- Don't want to be offended? Ask Sense-Offender.
- Everyone hates the new redesign.
- Now that everything's over with...
- Feel free to watch our endless collection of furry midget hentai.
- NGPulp would like to apologize for this long set of tasteless jokes.
- The BBC would, too. Unfortunately they're busy suing Tom's ass over Telebubby Fun Land.