This is now a thing. Taking a war head and placing it on the vagina and then eating her out.
Try it out and let me know how you guys like it. Make sure it's the warhead that's sour and not her va jay jay though.
I'm going to need to borrow a vagina and some Warheads. Help me out Shauna?
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At 6/30/14 11:03 PM, Shauna wrote: This is now a thing. Taking a war head and placing it on the vagina and then eating her out.
Try it out and let me know how you guys like it. Make sure it's the warhead that's sour and not her va jay jay though.
you just made me GAYER.. if that was even possible.
congratulations. I need some big daddy ass to fuck now to get that imagery out of my head.
At 6/30/14 11:05 PM, ZJ wrote: I'm going to need to borrow a vagina and some Warheads. Help me out Shauna?
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That is for sure not good for the lady's lady parts
At 6/30/14 11:10 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: That is for sure not good for the lady's lady parts
Nor is eating the warhead. Full of crap. Literally. Do you care about that part too? No, probably not. It's a cool experience. Don't be lame and shove your face in a vagina.
At 6/30/14 11:16 PM, Shauna wrote:At 6/30/14 11:10 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: That is for sure not good for the lady's lady partsNor is eating the warhead. Full of crap. Literally. Do you care about that part too? No, probably not. It's a cool experience. Don't be lame and shove your face in a vagina.
And taste urine and yeast? No thanks
At 6/30/14 11:16 PM, Shauna wrote:At 6/30/14 11:10 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: That is for sure not good for the lady's lady partsNor is eating the warhead. Full of crap. Literally. Do you care about that part too? No, probably not. It's a cool experience. Don't be lame and shove your face in a vagina.
hmm.. k. I'll take one for the team! I got this!
Well that's certainly a roundabout way of eating a war head
At 6/30/14 11:17 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote:
And taste urine and yeast? No thanks
What are you, a fag?
You look nice today.
This guy brutally sodomizes me.
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At 6/30/14 11:21 PM, Jester wrote: Well that's certainly a roundabout way of eating a war head
At 6/30/14 11:17 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote:And taste urine and yeast? No thanksWhat are you, a fag?
I'm just selfish in bed
I had a boner before reading this. Now you made me lose my hardon. You're gonna pay for that.
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At 6/30/14 11:22 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote:
I'm just selfish in bed
I've always thought it only seems courteous to make a girl's time worthwhile when she's polite enough to have sex with me
You look nice today.
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This reminds me of the infamous (if you're on Reddit a lot) Jolly Rancher story:
Nothing tops the Jolly Rancher story.
Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action.
He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn't want to offend her though because he hadn't seen her in months...so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.
In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher.
It was a nodule of gonorrhea.
As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth...
He demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on him at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though.
So now, Steve is freaking out that he now has gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else.
At 6/30/14 11:30 PM, BrenTheMan wrote: This reminds me of the infamous (if you're on Reddit a lot) Jolly Rancher story:
Nothing tops the Jolly Rancher story.
Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action.
He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn't want to offend her though because he hadn't seen her in months...so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.
In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher.
It was a nodule of gonorrhea.
As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth...
He demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on him at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though.
So now, Steve is freaking out that he now has gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else.
I've heard this many many times all in different variations. The original one I head was when a guy in a nearby town tried it with his gf. It was starbursts instead though. They counted all the ones that went in and counted them when they came out. Apparently one of them wasn't a starburst but a herpie sac instead. Unfortunately it was from PA too. That gives us a great rep...
At 6/30/14 11:03 PM, Shauna wrote: This is now a thing. Taking a war head and placing it on the vagina and then eating her out.
Try it out and let me know how you guys like it. Make sure it's the warhead that's sour and not her va jay jay though.
I'll try it on you, sure.
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At 6/30/14 11:30 PM, BrenTheMan wrote: This reminds me of the infamous (if you're on Reddit a lot) Jolly Rancher story:
great now I'm even gayer.
At 6/30/14 11:48 PM, Chronamut wrote:At 6/30/14 11:30 PM, BrenTheMan wrote: This reminds me of the infamous (if you're on Reddit a lot) Jolly Rancher story:great now I'm even gayer.
yeah bro that story totally just turned me gay
wanna go out sometime maybe get a drink?
A sour vagina is often a healthy one... we need acidity to kill bacteria...
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If women are insecure about the taste of their squish-box, they should fucking wash it. It doesn't need flavor enhancing if its clean in the first place.
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At 6/30/14 11:30 PM, BrenTheMan wrote:
He demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on him at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though.
So now, Steve is freaking out that he now has gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else.
It's OK bro, I didn't make these fries by scratch to NOT throw them up after.
I would not stick my finger in a vagina to 'seek it out'. Let her do that shit. Personally, it would hurt ALOT for someone to dig their fingers in there to search for something. I would scream bloody murder. Makes me wonder how loose this girls va jay jay was.
At 6/30/14 11:58 PM, Phobotech wrote: If women are insecure about the taste of their squish-box, they should fucking wash it. It doesn't need flavor enhancing if its clean in the first place.
It mostly has to do with her diet. If she has a clean diet and good hygiene, it will be a fine experience. I've been told by a lot of my other raw vegan friends that their boyfriends have NO problem going down on them because their cum is sweet and their vagina smell in general is much more pleasing. Then again, whose to say that their boyfriends aren't lying to them to get some ass?
Way too much info, but hey, it's what I've heard.
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I can't believe people still come up with this stuff. What ever happened to that old thing where she (or he) gargles a shot of vodka, puts an Atomic Fireball under her tongue, and sucks the cock while trying not to swallow the vodka?
As much as I love cunnilingus, that sounds unpleasant.
At 7/1/14 12:11 AM, 24901miles wrote: I can't believe people still come up with this stuff. What ever happened to that old thing where she (or he) gargles a shot of vodka, puts an Atomic Fireball under her tongue, and sucks the cock while trying not to swallow the vodka?
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Well, to be fair, this was made up by me just a few hours ago. I'm not exactly Da Vinci.
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