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Reason why girls eat so much Yogurt

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its coz the probiotics in Yogurt keeps them from farting.

thats ur lesson in biology for the day. class adjourned.

Response to Reason why girls eat so much Yogurt 2014-06-29 22:30:30


At 6/29/14 10:22 PM, beakerboy wrote: its coz the probiotics in Yogurt keeps them from farting.

thats ur lesson in biology for the day. class adjourned.

Bullshit, farting is a right exclusively reserved for males. Females caught farting or queefing will be detained, tried, convicted, and executed by 1000 bukkakes. Eat dat yogurt, slutbags.


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Response to Reason why girls eat so much Yogurt 2014-06-29 22:33:33


At 6/29/14 10:30 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote:
At 6/29/14 10:27 PM, WahyahRanger wrote: So by the laws of converse, men must eat alot of beans so we can gas each other to death.
I can make a "killer" chilli ....if you are interested..

if u didnt make it with a ghost pepper i wont approve
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Response to Reason why girls eat so much Yogurt 2014-06-29 22:36:41


When did that become a stereotype

Response to Reason why girls eat so much Yogurt 2014-06-29 22:41:52


Why do they drink so much Starbucks stuff, then?

Response to Reason why girls eat so much Yogurt 2014-06-29 23:43:21


maybe my mind is in the gutter but uhm when i see the word "chilli" im thinking maybe what "free" and also in relation to possession, hmm u know what forget it yea

Response to Reason why girls eat so much Yogurt 2014-06-30 01:37:51


At 6/29/14 10:30 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote:
At 6/29/14 10:27 PM, WahyahRanger wrote: So by the laws of converse, men must eat alot of beans so we can gas each other to death.
I can make a "killer" chilli ....if you are interested..

wash it down with some red bull


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Response to Reason why girls eat so much Yogurt 2014-06-30 01:53:56


This truth is more sinister-

Yogurt has the same consistency as another white creamy substance.

And when you're a fiend....well....you're just a fiend

Response to Reason why girls eat so much Yogurt 2014-06-30 02:00:47


At 6/29/14 10:36 PM, Jester wrote: When did that become a stereotype

Not sure if it really counts as a stereotype, but I think yogurt brands tend to advertise more to women.

Reason why girls eat so much Yogurt


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Response to Reason why girls eat so much Yogurt 2014-06-30 03:08:27


It's so they can poop yogurt later. Duh.


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Response to Reason why girls eat so much Yogurt 2014-06-30 03:15:50


Why wouldn't they? It's smooth and viscous with small chunks here and there. Just like cum.


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Response to Reason why girls eat so much Yogurt 2014-06-30 03:21:23


At 6/30/14 03:18 AM, Entice wrote:
At 6/30/14 03:15 AM, koopahermit wrote: with small chunks here and there. Just like cum.
last I checked my cum doesn't come in the chunky variety
you might want to get that checked

Try not drinking any water for a day. Also, eat your own cum once in a while to know what it feels like when you force your partner to swallow.


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Response to Reason why girls eat so much Yogurt 2014-06-30 03:25:51


Because the American corporate culture tells them too.


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Response to Reason why girls eat so much Yogurt 2014-06-30 03:27:05


At 6/30/14 03:25 AM, GrizzlyOne wrote: Because the American corporate culture tells them too.

Because your dick tells them too.


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Response to Reason why girls eat so much Yogurt 2014-06-30 03:36:21


At 6/30/14 03:33 AM, Entice wrote:
At 6/30/14 03:21 AM, koopahermit wrote: Try not drinking any water for a day. Also, eat your own cum once in a while to know what it feels like when you force your partner to swallow.
What if I'm the one that gets forced to swallow?

Drink it all up bb. It's good protein.


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Response to Reason why girls eat so much Yogurt 2014-06-30 17:57:49


At 6/30/14 03:21 AM, koopahermit wrote:
At 6/30/14 03:18 AM, Entice wrote:
At 6/30/14 03:15 AM, koopahermit wrote: with small chunks here and there. Just like cum.
last I checked my cum doesn't come in the chunky variety
you might want to get that checked
Try not drinking any water for a day.

Mine doesn't get chunky after I don't drink water for awhile. So....yeah I'm thinking theres something up with if thats what happens to you.


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Response to Reason why girls eat so much Yogurt 2014-06-30 18:03:32


At 6/30/14 05:57 PM, Viper wrote:
At 6/30/14 03:21 AM, koopahermit wrote:
At 6/30/14 03:18 AM, Entice wrote:
At 6/30/14 03:15 AM, koopahermit wrote: with small chunks here and there. Just like cum.
last I checked my cum doesn't come in the chunky variety
you might want to get that checked
Try not drinking any water for a day.
Mine doesn't get chunky after I don't drink water for awhile. So....yeah I'm thinking theres something up with if thats what happens to you.

Everyone gets chunks once in a while. Do you even ever look at what you spray on your tissue?


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Response to Reason why girls eat so much Yogurt 2014-07-13 17:25:24


Response to Reason why girls eat so much Yogurt 2014-07-13 17:51:52


I'm not eating yogurt, I ain't gonna die from spontaneous combustion


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Response to Reason why girls eat so much Yogurt 2014-07-13 18:42:51


I thought it was to help them have better poopies. I'm learning new things every day.

On the topic of probiotics, my favorite stuff is GoodBelly.


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Response to Reason why girls eat so much Yogurt 2014-07-13 20:32:44


Probably 'cause Yogurt is advertised as healthier than ice cream.