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The sound of my testes hitting your mom's ass.

the sound of liquid pouring into a glass is pretty awesome

you know what almost any sound created with liquid is awesome

except drowning unless you roll that way I guess

At 6/26/14 12:05 AM, NeonSpider wrote:

At 6/25/14 01:03 PM, Chdonga wrote: The sound of my anus stretching open to release a large stool.

Kinky. Well at least I know where that bar stool's been. The other patrons were complaining about the smell.

I've been laughing like a toddler over this post all day.

Steel sliding on steel, like a blade being unsheathed.

At 6/26/14 05:17 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: Ducks quacking. Call me crazy, but I love ducks. I'd get one as a pet if they didn't need watered so much.

Ducks are harmless, funny looking, goofy and pretty physically pathetic creatures. They're like a joke from God

I had some ducklings once, they followed me around and thought I was their mother.... I feed them slugs, and dandelions, I remember the sound of their little duck feet as they walked about.....THEN A FUCKING FOX MURDERED THEM ALL...

Like most people, I enjoy the sound of rain/thunder.

I also really like falling bit-crushed leads. It kinda soothes me (example, at 2:04: http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/579984)

I really like the PING that an M1 Garand's clip makes while being ejected.

I like the sound of brass in general.

I love the sound of an M134 tearing the air apart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsFIHdObXyk

Video game music.

At 6/27/14 09:39 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: Video game music.

Love it... except for the damn music in Far Cry 3 when you have to burn the weed fields. Dear god that was terrible.