If your penis had telekenesis

[Monster-64]

What would be the first object you would pick up?

I would drink a soda with my new profound abilities.

[Skaren]

dem tih-Ds.

[Conal]

I'm so sexy, I can arouse suspicion.

[Entice]

Dicks

[CiviLies]

What? What kind of...
How did you even come up with a scenario like this?

If I only recently discovered my powers, they would probably be too unstable to drink something without it spilling on me. I'd probably pick up my laptop with it for a better porn-viewing angle

[NeonSpider]

Sounds like a good band name. "Penis Telekinesis"

[KillerSkull]

Why I'd pick up chicks of course!

[Monster-64]

At 6/25/14 01:15 AM, KillerSkull wrote: Why I'd pick up chicks of course!

Literally!

[Goobleboo]

Why my penis?

[Chdonga]

How would I control it? Would I have to clench my anus to hold up my erect dick and move the telekenesis beam by moving my penis? Or would the beam just come from my dick and be controlled by my thoughts?

[Monster-64]

At 6/25/14 01:20 AM, Goobleboo wrote: Why my penis?

Because my hands are too busy masturbating my anus.

At 6/25/14 01:20 AM, Chdonga wrote: How would I control it? Would I have to clench my anus to hold up my erect dick and move the telekenesis beam by moving my penis? Or would the beam just come from my dick and be controlled by my thoughts?

Refer to the image

[Avery]

At 6/25/14 12:58 AM, Monster-64 wrote: What would be the first object you would pick up?

I would drink a soda with my new profound abilities.

I'd pick up A hose, and stick it in the hole part. Then turn the water on to see how it feels.

[Monster-64]

At 6/25/14 01:26 AM, Avery wrote:

At 6/25/14 12:58 AM, Monster-64 wrote: What would be the first object you would pick up?

I would drink a soda with my new profound abilities.

I'd pick up A hose, and stick it in the hole part. Then turn the water on to see how it feels.

That's terrible. You need to stick your dick in something smaller.

[Chdonga]

At 6/25/14 01:27 AM, Monster-64 wrote:

At 6/25/14 01:26 AM, Avery wrote:

At 6/25/14 12:58 AM, Monster-64 wrote: What would be the first object you would pick up?

I would drink a soda with my new profound abilities.

I'd pick up A hose, and stick it in the hole part. Then turn the water on to see how it feels.

That's terrible. You need to stick your dick in something smaller.

There isn't anything small enough to fit snugly on Avery's dick. Just let him enjoy the hose.

[Monster-64]

At 6/25/14 01:43 AM, Chdonga wrote:
There isn't anything small enough to fit snugly on Avery's dick. Just let him enjoy the hose.

but then he'll be happy
i cant allow such a phenomenon to take place on NG

[sonicfandude]

IF I had penis telekenisis, I would try to jack off with TELEKENISIS!!!!!!

would probably be quite the experience XD

[Piggler]

I would use my telepenesis to perform the fabled hands-free ejac.

[Makakaov]

Fuck the fact that it's penis responsible for that. I'd use telekinesis powers to earn some easy cash.

[LittleWashu]

Nothing since dicks doesn't have minds.

Telekenesis is the ability to move things with your mind, and since a dick doesn't have one it can't have one it won't be moving anything.

[poinl]

At 6/25/14 12:39 PM, LittleWashu wrote: Nothing since dicks doesn't have minds.

Telekenesis is the ability to move things with your mind, and since a dick doesn't have one it can't have one it won't be moving anything.

someone has never thought with their dick

[LittleWashu]

At 6/25/14 12:51 PM, poinl wrote:

At 6/25/14 12:39 PM, LittleWashu wrote: Nothing since dicks doesn't have minds.

Telekenesis is the ability to move things with your mind, and since a dick doesn't have one it can't have one it won't be moving anything.

someone has never thought with their dick

Thinking with your dick =/= your dick actually thinking

Thinking with your dick is something using the mind inside of the brain which is located in your skull. While your dick actually thinking would mean your dick would have to have a mind of it's own. Your did doesn't have a mind because for that it would need a brain which it doesn't have.

[fmn335]

If my penis had telekinesis then the Jedi would arrest me for flashing.

Or it would be a removable appendage, like a robot arm.

Give me Nipple cannons and then we can talk business. Nobody would dare screw with a guy who can shoot lasers from his erect nipples.

[scoutthesoldier]

It does, it picks itself up all the time.

[GoOldSchool]

Choke a girl.

[Prinzy2]

First thing I'd pick up would be your mom, and it would go something like this.

[Monster-64]

At 6/25/14 10:28 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: First thing I'd pick up would be your mom, and it would go something like this.

Does that work with masturbation?

[Prinzy2]

At 6/25/14 10:37 PM, Monster-64 wrote:

At 6/25/14 10:28 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: First thing I'd pick up would be your mom, and it would go something like this.

Does that work with masturbation?

No idea, my hand and I are trying to get pregnant.

[Newgaf]

Definitely pull chicks' faces toward my cock and make them think it's their idea.

[Jester]

Do I have to have a boner or something to use my powers or is my dick just emanating a telekinetic field force

[PenisTelekinesis]

At 6/25/14 01:06 AM, NeonSpider wrote: Sounds like a good band name. "Penis Telekinesis"

or a good alt name.