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Shaving balls 2014-06-24 21:43:58 Reply

I tried, but got a little red dot :/ when using electric razor. Some have said on using another razor while using shaving foam.
But that would be more dangerous if i think about it :/

What do you think about the idea of hairless balls. How does someone achieve that without hurting the balls :)

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Response to Shaving balls 2014-06-24 21:46:36 Reply

At 6/24/14 09:43 PM, KRabbe21 wrote: How does someone achieve that without hurting the balls :)

Stretch the skin, duh.


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Response to Shaving balls 2014-06-24 21:47:00 Reply

Holy shit did I read the title wrong, I thought it said basis, which I construed to be like a schedule, I guess.

Uh, with shaving the balls, you first off wanna cut the hairs as close as you can with a pair of trimmers.

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Response to Shaving balls 2014-06-24 21:47:44 Reply

i heard lying on your back and putting your dick on your chest helps


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Response to Shaving balls 2014-06-24 21:48:42 Reply

Also, you may consider waxing. It hurts, but it's probably the most efficient way to achieve pure boyish skin.

No pain no gain.

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Response to Shaving balls 2014-06-24 21:49:36 Reply

At 6/24/14 09:47 PM, Natick wrote: i heard lying on your back and putting your dick on your chest helps

.. on your chest? Either you're incredibly bendy or you have a oversized dick.


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Response to Shaving balls 2014-06-24 21:52:53 Reply

At 6/24/14 09:48 PM, protoAuthor wrote: Also, you may consider waxing. It hurts, but it's probably the most efficient way to achieve pure boyish skin.

No pain no gain.

Sounds like the most effective way. Thx ^^

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Response to Shaving balls 2014-06-24 22:30:25 Reply

At 6/24/14 09:49 PM, full-metal-albatross wrote:
At 6/24/14 09:47 PM, Natick wrote: i heard lying on your back and putting your dick on your chest helps
.. on your chest? Either you're incredibly bendy or you have a oversized dick.

shit, i forget about what everyone else has to make do with

*lower chest or intestinal area


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Response to Shaving balls 2014-06-24 22:33:22 Reply

Use Veet

protip: don't actually use Veet
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Response to Shaving balls 2014-06-24 22:35:19 Reply

i heard lying on your back and putting your dick on your chest helps


.. on your chest? Either you're incredibly bendy or you have a oversized dick.
shit, i forget about what everyone else has to make do with

*lower chest or intestinal area

pics or it didn't happen.


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Response to Shaving balls 2014-06-24 22:44:37 Reply

Very carefully I guess? I wouldn't know as I've never gone that far. Just give everything a good trim should be enough. You don't want to be like that one guy in the house pool in Harold & Kumar Guantanamo Bay movie. But also you don't want to cut yourself down there (probably)

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Response to Shaving balls 2014-06-25 00:12:21 Reply

Boil them in hot water for at least 1 min and then quickly pull them out and into freezing water.
Your pubes will fall out easily.


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Response to Shaving balls 2014-06-25 00:14:47 Reply

That's what waxing is for. Would suggest laser hair removal for that area but way overpriced...


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Response to Shaving balls 2014-06-25 00:32:41 Reply

At 6/25/14 12:12 AM, Slint wrote: Boil them in hot water for at least 1 min and then quickly pull them out and into freezing water.
Your pubes will fall out easily.

lol

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Response to Shaving balls 2014-06-25 01:07:08 Reply

I find a straight razor far easier than a safety razor, you have much more angular control. Just be very, very careful; especially careful for your first time. Stretch the skin and develop a technique. Be aware that there's a lot of veins down there.


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Response to Shaving balls 2014-06-25 01:10:07 Reply

It's pretty easy with a good razor and some patience. Just go slow.

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Response to Shaving balls 2014-06-25 02:15:42 Reply

I avoid it. I just shave the bush above my penis, and sometimes use scissors to cut the rogue hairs growing on my penis.

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Response to Shaving balls 2014-06-25 06:39:29 Reply

Trim first, then you just shave it with a normal razor, first time's hard and scary but you'll get used to it soon enough.

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Response to Shaving balls 2014-06-25 07:29:33 Reply

stretch the skin out, make sure the water is warm and use a new razor. easy

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Response to Shaving balls 2014-06-25 08:53:23 Reply

Dude…

Resist the incremental pussification of the modern man.

It's all bad. This will not end well.

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Response to Shaving balls 2014-06-25 16:59:03 Reply

Don't shave your balls, trim them. The same thing goes for the armpits. Trim, but don't shave.

Never shave your arm or leg hair, don't even trim if I remember right. The only thing you should shave at all is your beard/mustache.

The only time you should ever shame anything completely off is when you are part of a cult that requires such action, or if you are going to be heavily experimented on.

Since you (OP) don't reek of evil, I suggest the crazy coo coo kind of cult.

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Response to Shaving balls 2014-06-25 17:01:40 Reply

At 6/25/14 04:59 PM, fmn335 wrote:
The only time you should ever shame anything completely off

Oops, meant to say shave. Though, could you shame stuff off?

I must shame my nose and see if it works. STUPID ORGANIC SMELLING INSTRUMENT!

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Response to Shaving balls 2014-06-25 17:06:29 Reply

a lighter usually does the trick for me

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Response to Shaving balls 2014-06-25 18:52:26 Reply

Cover your nut sac with duct tape. ..And RIP!

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Response to Shaving balls 2014-06-25 19:19:20 Reply

Never shave the pubic area, just trim

Especially your pelvis, unless you expose your pelvis out in the air often it will not take kindly to a new material rubbing up against it and you will go from one little red dot to many red itchy red dots and you'll think you have herpes.


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Response to Shaving balls 2014-06-25 19:22:51 Reply

At 6/25/14 05:06 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: a lighter usually does the trick for me

"Do you know how to get rid of crabs?"

"You got to shave one testicle, then all the crabs go over to the other testicle. You got to light the hair on fire on that one, and when they all go scurrying out, you take an icepick and you fucking stab every single last one of them."

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Response to Shaving balls 2014-06-25 19:56:56 Reply

ever got sunburn on your bollocks?

trust me, it's not bloody pleasant at all.


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Response to Shaving balls 2014-06-25 20:01:47 Reply

At 6/24/14 09:48 PM, WrightOnTarget wrote: Also, you may consider waxing. It hurts, but it's probably the most efficient way to achieve pure boyish skin.

No pain no gain.

waxing of the ballbag?

dear god.


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Response to Shaving balls 2014-06-25 20:07:59 Reply

Just get castrated.
No balls, no ball hair.


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Response to Shaving balls 2014-06-25 20:56:08 Reply

Learn to shave in the shower. Much easier to shave everything