I remember a bad school day

[Byber]

So basically what happened...I woke up one morning just like any other day. I was really hungry and I was running kind of late so for breakfast I had beans, broccoli and leftover chicken tacos that we had for dinner the night before. It tasted a bit strange but I ate it all rather quickly anyway since I was so hungry. Then for lunch I had a large egg/bacon burrito as well as some caesar salad. After lunch, I was in history class and my stomach started making loud, grumbling and whining noises. I was having extremely bad cramps, and I was sweating really bad. I asked the teacher to go, but he said no.

So anyway, I was sitting there, trying to think of some happy thoughts until class was over. Then I felt a large stabbing pain in my abdomen and before I knew it, I had crapped in my pants. A pestilent stench rose around my seat as diarrhea spilled out of my rectum. I felt the warm, wet diarrhea fill my underwear and it began dripping down my legs into my socks. My legs felt very slippery and to the point where my shorts were sliding down my legs. My underwear was so overwhelmed with the weight of the diarrhea that it dropped into my chair

I stood up and took my underwear, shorts and shoes off and tried to make it to the door. As I stood up, I let out a HUGE, deafening fart and poop came rocketing out of my butt. Diarrhea and loose poop had literally covered a good 1/5 of the classroom floor by this point. I stood at my desk for a good 2 minutes crapping myself. The smell was so bad that another guy ran over to the garbage can and threw up. Everyone began salvaging their belongings and moved to the very back of the classroom with their shirts over their noses.

I let out another huge fart and more poop spilled out. Chunks of poop spattered the desks behind me and covered a girl's knapsack and binder. Chunks of beans and chicken floated around in the massive puddle of brown diarrhea.

I felt a massive hot flash and my shirt was soaked from sweat so I took it off. I was bare naked by this point. I tried running over to the door and tripped on the floor as more diarrhea spilled out of my butt. My entire bottom half of my body was brown from the poop. I then left a muddy trail as I stumbled all the way to the door, still pooping myself. By this time, the teacher had called the nurse to come and get me.

I tried opening the door but I had no strength left so I collapsed to the floor. As my body slid down the door, a huge grumbling feeling occurred in my stomach. I then let out huge farts and more diarrhea came rocketing out of my body, covering the walls and all. Explosive diarrhea came out of my butt like fireworks, all over the desks and walls. Green chunks exploded out of my butt, then yellow, then brown, then green again and so on.

Nobody could evacuate the class because the floor in front of the door was covered in my diarrhea. I heard everybody laughing at me and I started crying.. Even the teacher was laughing at me! The nurse came up and opened the door for me and helped me off the floor. As she helped me up, more diarrhea came out. It was all watery and multicolored, and it got all over the nurse as well. Other classes nearby had heard the racket so they opened up their doors and started making fun of me.

My mom couldn't pick me up from school because of work so I had to ride home in a cab, naked. My clothes were all dirty and there were no clothes that I could change into.

[klompors]

Reading the second paragraph, already amazed by the amount of detail in this story.

[Monster-64]

haha you poopied your pants

[angrybirds2000]

judging by the first sentence, im gonna guess this post is a copypasta fart joke.

[CiviLies]

At 6/24/14 05:46 PM, angrybirds2000 wrote: judging by the first sentence, im gonna guess this post is a copypasta fart joke.

You guessed correctly.

[poopmcfarts]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFZtseZC6mA&feature=kp

[NGPulp]

Oh yeah, I remember that feeling...

...not.

[MrPercie]

I remember when my school went walking around the local woods on a small school trip, I was overly excited and running around in circles in my own world, then I crapped my pants and my mum had to come in with a new pair of pants.

Thankfully the teacher knew what had happened so I avoided embarrassment.

[SadisticAphid60]

I laughed so hard that I covered my entire monitor in saliva.

[full-metal-albatross]

At 6/24/14 05:30 PM, Byber wrote: So basically what happened...I woke up one morning just like any other day. I was really hungry and I was running kind of late so for breakfast I had beans, broccoli and leftover chicken tacos that we had for dinner the night before. It tasted a bit strange but I ate it all rather quickly anyway since I was so hungry. Then for lunch I had a large egg/bacon burrito as well as some caesar salad. After lunch, I was in history class and my stomach started making loud, grumbling and whining noises. I was having extremely bad cramps, and I was sweating really bad. I asked the teacher to go, but he said no.

So anyway, I was sitting there, trying to think of some happy thoughts until class was over. Then I felt a large stabbing pain in my abdomen and before I knew it, I had crapped in my pants. A pestilent stench rose around my seat as diarrhea spilled out of my rectum. I felt the warm, wet diarrhea fill my underwear and it began dripping down my legs into my socks. My legs felt very slippery and to the point where my shorts were sliding down my legs. My underwear was so overwhelmed with the weight of the diarrhea that it dropped into my chair

I stood up and took my underwear, shorts and shoes off and tried to make it to the door. As I stood up, I let out a HUGE, deafening fart and poop came rocketing out of my butt. Diarrhea and loose poop had literally covered a good 1/5 of the classroom floor by this point. I stood at my desk for a good 2 minutes crapping myself. The smell was so bad that another guy ran over to the garbage can and threw up. Everyone began salvaging their belongings and moved to the very back of the classroom with their shirts over their noses.

I let out another huge fart and more poop spilled out. Chunks of poop spattered the desks behind me and covered a girl's knapsack and binder. Chunks of beans and chicken floated around in the massive puddle of brown diarrhea.

I felt a massive hot flash and my shirt was soaked from sweat so I took it off. I was bare naked by this point. I tried running over to the door and tripped on the floor as more diarrhea spilled out of my butt. My entire bottom half of my body was brown from the poop. I then left a muddy trail as I stumbled all the way to the door, still pooping myself. By this time, the teacher had called the nurse to come and get me.

I tried opening the door but I had no strength left so I collapsed to the floor. As my body slid down the door, a huge grumbling feeling occurred in my stomach. I then let out huge farts and more diarrhea came rocketing out of my body, covering the walls and all. Explosive diarrhea came out of my butt like fireworks, all over the desks and walls. Green chunks exploded out of my butt, then yellow, then brown, then green again and so on.

Nobody could evacuate the class because the floor in front of the door was covered in my diarrhea. I heard everybody laughing at me and I started crying.. Even the teacher was laughing at me! The nurse came up and opened the door for me and helped me off the floor. As she helped me up, more diarrhea came out. It was all watery and multicolored, and it got all over the nurse as well. Other classes nearby had heard the racket so they opened up their doors and started making fun of me.

My mom couldn't pick me up from school because of work so I had to ride home in a cab, naked. My clothes were all dirty and there were no clothes that I could change into.

aw dude me too bro. But seriously, some serious plot holes in this story. First of all, how can you be shitting what you had for breakfast when it hasn't even had time to digest yet? It amazes me how while you first sat, then stood there just shitting all over the place, your classmates didn't try to leave. This is apparent later when you said you were at the door shitting and no one could leave because you blocked the door with shit. I sincerely doubt the entire classroom and teacher would be laughing at you when they would actually be shocked and amazed at the impossible amount of shit you just dropped. Also, what fucked up cabby let you inside his cab naked and probably still covered in shit. There are more issues but these are the major ones and more than enough to disprove your story. You, sir, are a liar!

- Captain Obvious

[Manly-Chicken]

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110515144003AAelUYz
I thought you wrote this.
This thread is shittier than the guy in the story's butthole.

[X-Gary-Gigax-X]

AHAHAAAAA I HABE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD AT A NEWGROUBDS THREAD

Ahh...ahh....I need to calm down....this story is so damn funny.

[Urban-Champion]

At 6/24/14 10:28 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote: https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110515144003AAelUYz
I thought you wrote this.
This thread is shittier than the guy in the story's butthole.

Yep. That page & this thread are both copy/pastes of a rather shitty story, to say the least.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9613672/1/Sakura-and-the-Bean-Burrito

[Captain-Slugworth]

you've got to be shitting me