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I best I could tame her with my big sausage.

Sir Henry Morgan aka Captain Morgan. You're not the best pirate until you're glorified by rum.

My favorite pirate is Captain Jack Sparrow.

At 6/21/14 05:36 PM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote:

At 6/20/14 11:53 PM, Sjiht wrote: Pfff... Id blow my cannon inside of her..

Show her who the real pirate is.

Can your dagger be compared to her sword?

Nah, his cannon is to tiny to even fit inside her.

At 6/22/14 02:24 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: Nah, his cannon is to tiny to even fit inside her.

Doesnt mather, push the tip against it.. And blow her up.

had sex , still counts!

At 6/20/14 11:42 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: Her name is Ching Shih

:, and retired into old age.

Well there you go. Badasses don't just retire into old age.