Let's say for whatever reason, Jesus had to have sex with somebody. The situation is so complicated that he has no other choice than to do it. He may choose any female from history or present, and must have sex with that person.
Who would Jesus do?
Whether he is unable to escape the situation or it's better not to, it doesn't really matter.
This isn't about whether or not he could actually be forced to do this.
At 6/17/14 08:05 PM, saltovergray wrote: Mary Magdalene.
You're creative.
Why would he choose her anyways?
"You're a bit of a ghoul - aren't you?"---ZeroAsALimit.
At 6/17/14 10:02 PM, VJF wrote: No one because he doesn't exist.
Your opinions aren't relevant to this hypothetical question.
Jesus should make sweet love to all of us! He loves us all!
At 6/17/14 10:08 PM, soyeldeayer wrote: Jesus should make sweet love to all of us! He loves us all!
Are you caray?!?! I don't wanna be DONE BY HIM! Ewwwww!
At 6/17/14 10:05 PM, Zeldakrazed7 wrote:At 6/17/14 10:02 PM, VJF wrote: No one because he doesn't exist.Your opinions aren't relevant to this hypothetical question.
And why is that?
"You're a bit of a ghoul - aren't you?"---ZeroAsALimit.
At 6/17/14 10:10 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: Are you caray?!?! I don't wanna be DONE BY HIM! Ewwwww!
You would see that he'd nail you gently and cuddle you right after he's done. He is such a charm.
At 6/17/14 10:24 PM, soyeldeayer wrote:At 6/17/14 10:10 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: Are you caray?!?! I don't wanna be DONE BY HIM! Ewwwww!You would see that he'd nail you gently and cuddle you right after he's done. He is such a charm.
Unless he's Jewish. Then he'd be the one doing the nailing.
"خيبر خيبر يايهود جيش محمد سوف يعود"
At 6/17/14 10:13 PM, VJF wrote:At 6/17/14 10:05 PM, Zeldakrazed7 wrote:And why is that?At 6/17/14 10:02 PM, VJF wrote: No one because he doesn't exist.Your opinions aren't relevant to this hypothetical question.
Your opinions aren't relevant to this hypothetical question because it's a hypothetical question, that's why.
At 6/17/14 10:33 PM, Zeldakrazed7 wrote:At 6/17/14 10:13 PM, VJF wrote:Your opinions aren't relevant to this hypothetical question because it's a hypothetical question, that's why.
Why can't I have a hypothetical opinion then?
"You're a bit of a ghoul - aren't you?"---ZeroAsALimit.
At 6/17/14 11:06 PM, VJF wrote:At 6/17/14 10:33 PM, Zeldakrazed7 wrote:Why can't I have a hypothetical opinion then?At 6/17/14 10:13 PM, VJF wrote:Your opinions aren't relevant to this hypothetical question because it's a hypothetical question, that's why.
Dude, you can have your opinion, but it's irrelevant to this topic.
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He would make sweet sweet passionate love with Tom Fulp
At 6/17/14 10:10 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: Are you caray?!?! I don't wanna be DONE BY HIM! Ewwwww!
So are you a homophobe, closet homosexual or just so insecure about your own sexuallity that you take offense to a comment online?
"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."
At 6/17/14 09:50 PM, Zeldakrazed7 wrote:At 6/17/14 08:05 PM, saltovergray wrote: Mary Magdalene.You're creative.
Why would he choose her anyways?
Why wouldn't he? She was a loyal, devout follower of his, considered by many to be an important Biblical figure.
*sigh*
At 6/17/14 09:50 PM, Zeldakrazed7 wrote:At 6/17/14 08:05 PM, saltovergray wrote: Mary Magdalene.You're creative.
Why would he choose her anyways?
She was his private whore, of course he did her.
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At 6/18/14 06:30 AM, Radaketor wrote: He would make sweet sweet passionate love with Tom Fulp
At 6/17/14 10:10 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: Are you caray?!?! I don't wanna be DONE BY HIM! Ewwwww!So are you a homophobe, closet homosexual or just so insecure about your own sexuallity that you take offense to a comment online?
Or are you just fucking stupid and unable to detect sarcasm? I mean come on. It might not be funny but it's obvious.
At 8/12/14 10:10 AM, Zeldakrazed7 wrote: Or are you just fucking stupid and unable to detect sarcasm? I mean come on. It might not be funny but it's obvious.
Damn, son. Took you almost two fucking months to check back on your already dead thread?
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No wait... Not anymore...
Lindsey Stirling, then.
At 8/12/14 10:32 AM, Radaketor wrote:At 8/12/14 10:10 AM, Zeldakrazed7 wrote: Or are you just fucking stupid and unable to detect sarcasm? I mean come on. It might not be funny but it's obvious.Damn, son. Took you almost two fucking months to check back on your already dead thread?
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