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If our NG profiles became self awar 2014-06-15 22:16:40 Reply

What if our NG profiles gained artificial intelligence and became aware of their own existence?

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Response to If our NG profiles became self awar 2014-06-15 22:18:18 Reply

Mine would be lonely

cue Evanescence
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Response to If our NG profiles became self awar 2014-06-15 22:18:28 Reply

Mine would flip out at the abuse it gets on the BBS.

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Response to If our NG profiles became self awar 2014-06-15 22:18:58 Reply

You made the same thread earlier. wtf


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Response to If our NG profiles became self awar 2014-06-15 22:22:48 Reply

Mine would consume the BBS

And he'd be half party animal (literal animal) half high tech ninja guy


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Response to If our NG profiles became self awar 2014-06-15 22:23:59 Reply

It'll be wit fit trainer.


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Response to If our NG profiles became self awar 2014-06-15 22:28:48 Reply

It would delete everything I had ever done, too embarrassed to continue like this.


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Response to If our NG profiles became self awar 2014-06-15 22:37:43 Reply

Fact: About 80% of the NG populations' profiles would shake their heads and kill themselves.

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Response to If our NG profiles became self awar 2014-06-15 22:40:46 Reply

It would smother everybody with tender platonic love!


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Response to If our NG profiles became self awar 2014-06-15 22:41:53 Reply

Pendleton ward would animate it's actions.

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Response to If our NG profiles became self awar 2014-06-16 08:52:35 Reply

It would berate me for wasting time here instead of animating...also it would be hella cute because of the icon.


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Response to If our NG profiles became self awar 2014-06-16 08:58:00 Reply

Mine would be a unstable profile due to the great variety of different opinions on every subject.


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Response to If our NG profiles became self awar 2014-06-16 09:01:13 Reply

Mine would blamm every flash


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Response to If our NG profiles became self awar 2014-06-16 09:13:25 Reply

Mine would probably go watch a marathon of Shrek-related merchandise.


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Response to If our NG profiles became self awar 2014-06-16 09:13:31 Reply

Now that's something i would like to see , our NG profiles having it's own free will .


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Response to If our NG profiles became self awar 2014-06-16 11:58:44 Reply

At 6/15/14 10:16 PM, Xiicubed wrote: What if our NG profiles gained artificial intelligence and became aware of their own existence?

Then it could start collecting EXP on it's own, and all kinds of stats, and play through all medal games while I sleep... it'd be awesome! :D

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Response to If our NG profiles became self awar 2014-06-16 12:14:35 Reply

Mine will just lurk and make the occasional post.


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Response to If our NG profiles became self awar 2014-06-16 12:35:14 Reply

Mine would team up with me and we shall conquer the world! For science! Bow down to our epicness or be assimilated!

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Response to If our NG profiles became self awar 2014-06-16 16:05:11 Reply

Bits are the building blocks of all digital information.

My account would become self-aware and begin rewriting the entire Internet.


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Response to If our NG profiles became self awar 2014-06-16 16:41:21 Reply

At 6/15/14 10:40 PM, FinaLee wrote: It would smother everybody with tender platonic love!

Platonic ain't good enough for THIS profile!


Are you MAN enough to click this?!

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Response to If our NG profiles became self awar 2014-06-16 16:46:31 Reply

At 6/15/14 10:16 PM, Xiicubed wrote: What if our NG profiles gained artificial intelligence and became aware of their own existence?

We're working on that.


This is the game JohnnyUtah and I have been working on.

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Response to If our NG profiles became self awar 2014-06-16 16:49:32 Reply

mine would be sipping tea at tottington hall.

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Response to If our NG profiles became self awar 2014-06-16 18:51:17 Reply

At 6/15/14 10:16 PM, Xiicubed wrote: What if our NG profiles gained artificial intelligence and became aware of their own existence?

They already have, and they're watching us...

If our NG profiles became self awar


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Response to If our NG profiles became self awar 2014-06-16 22:18:43 Reply

Mine would assemble a NG army
and motivate them to take over parts of the world and fight glorious battles


Skynet is upon us.

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Response to If our NG profiles became self awar 2014-06-16 22:32:22 Reply

I'd probably be arguing with it non-stop

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Response to If our NG profiles became self awar 2014-06-17 00:26:01 Reply

it would try to conquer the general forum


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Response to If our NG profiles became self awar 2014-06-17 02:05:31 Reply

My profile would vote 0 on every MLP-themed submission daily, while voting 5 daily on all of Locomotivator's games. Consequently, it'll do all the depositing work for me!

We could always develop a voting bot, but that's a felony.


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Response to If our NG profiles became self awar 2014-06-17 02:07:37 Reply

Seeing as how I chose my username out of fun and an artificial intelligence will not comprehend that.

We'd all be in for one hell of a ride.

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Response to If our NG profiles became self awar 2014-06-17 07:27:35 Reply

Mine would be a very sad sad Magikarp.

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Response to If our NG profiles became self awar 2014-06-17 07:43:03 Reply

After hacking into various Japanese manufactories, my self aware profile would create a huge Asterix robot... it would swim across the Pacific to California, and start punching self righteous assholes on the continent, and it wouldn't stop. Ever.


Now building Vault 101, reverse engineered from yesterdays technology.. or I could ignore it, and let you figure it out |:

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