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Imagine if you will that one day your pet suddenly transforms or otherwise becomes a human. What would he or she be like?

I guess sleeping in the same bed wouldn't fly anymore

At 6/15/14 02:58 PM, Jester wrote: I guess sleeping in the same bed wouldn't fly anymore

Speak for yourself mate.

"Hi, police? My roommate snapped. He just ran outside naked and took a dump on the lawn and now he keeps trying to hump my leg."

What pet?

They'd act only on their primal instincts because they're reptiles, so I probably wouldn't hang out with them. I don't want naked people eating bugs and defecating on the floor of my house.

He's a Scottish breed so he'll probably go to the pub, get drunk and start a fight.

Stereofunpical!

She would be all over me, since Tank the Labrador practically follows almost everywhere I go.

He would more than likely fuck me...
Oh god, no

At 6/15/14 07:59 PM, Weeaboo wrote: A chill lazy stoner piece of shit that wont take a bath unless told to but its pretty fluffy and cute.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

My cat Luigi would probably lock himself up in a room and only come out at night to eat, while my cat Ganon would eat all the cheese in the house and proceed to make a mess of the kitchen just for the hell of it, all while tormenting Luigi from beyond closed doors.

I think it'd be better if they stayed cats.

At 6/15/14 02:58 PM, Jester wrote: I guess sleeping in the same bed wouldn't fly anymore

You're one of the funniest people on this website. Jester suits you well

Chewy would be my best friend and Lady would be my fuckbudy.

At 6/15/14 09:42 PM, GingerGymnast wrote:

At 6/15/14 02:58 PM, Jester wrote: I guess sleeping in the same bed wouldn't fly anymore

You're one of the funniest people on this website. Jester suits you well

well color me flattered with shitty fingerpaints

At 6/15/14 09:51 PM, Jester wrote:

At 6/15/14 09:42 PM, GingerGymnast wrote:

At 6/15/14 02:58 PM, Jester wrote: I guess sleeping in the same bed wouldn't fly anymore

You're one of the funniest people on this website. Jester suits you well

well color me flattered with shitty fingerpaints

Um... I'll get the good stuff for you.

They'll tickle you pink

At 6/15/14 02:47 PM, LauriJ wrote: Imagine if you will that one day your pet suddenly transforms or otherwise becomes a human. What would he or she be like?

I have a neutered black cat named Blackie Chan. We call him Blackie for short. In human form, he is a younger skinny black man with catlike reflexes and no balls.

At 6/16/14 12:57 AM, Stereocrisis wrote:
I have a neutered black cat named Blackie Chan. We call him Blackie for short. In human form, he is a younger skinny black man with catlike reflexes and no balls.

racist

also not funny

0/10 quote on quote "troll" attempt, please try again

At 6/16/14 12:59 AM, Urban-Champion wrote:

At 6/16/14 12:57 AM, Stereocrisis wrote:
I have a neutered black cat named Blackie Chan. We call him Blackie for short. In human form, he is a younger skinny black man with catlike reflexes and no balls.

racist

I didn't name the cat. We got him from a family who already named him Blackie Chan. I call him Blackie. He's a black cat. -_-

also not funny

It wasn't a joke.

0/10 quote on quote "troll" attempt, please try again

I don't know what that's supposed to mean either. I was following the rules of the thread. It's not racist for a black cat to become a black man.

I understand you're looking for a reason to "come at me" but you shouldn't be so stupid about it. lol

Another one of me, I'd bet.

A cranky old man.

I made Tweety into a man in the sims before. He has blonde hair and a dark grey suit :)

would be pretty weirded out when he starts gnawing on my arm

still might be as cute though

At 6/15/14 09:44 PM, Xenomit wrote: Lady would be my fuckbudy.

If a had a girl pet I would do the same thing, as well as play video games with her.

But if it was a guy would either play video games with him or just kick him out!

Hey guys I found out something creepy.

Picatiel.
Or
Cockachu

At 6/17/14 10:48 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Hey guys I found out something creepy.

Picatiel.
Or
Cockachu

Why do you guys not realise my genius??

Pikachu and cockatiel look the same!

At 6/18/14 09:12 PM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 6/17/14 10:48 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Hey guys I found out something creepy.

Picatiel.
Or
Cockachu

Why do you guys not realise my genius??

Pikachu and cockatiel look the same!

I don't really think so, they don't really have the same body shape.