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It'd be lovely.

We'd all be fat, hairy, not let the petty things matter anymore.

We'd basically be men.

At 6/14/14 08:27 AM, WahyahRanger wrote: But I guess instead of shooting each other with guns they'd just throw spoons of ice cream at each other.

You don't know much about girls do you?

No more dick jokes then?

That's just no way to live.

Ok, sure, we'd have some female-smelling peaceful utopia, histrionic superhaven of creomega isodramas, and, ultimately, everyone would die without children because there were no men to provide the other half of the equation to MAKE FUCKING BABIES

Why did you think of/ask that, anyway?

At 6/14/14 11:17 AM, Conal wrote: As surprising as this may sound; stereotypically women don't get along living together as much as men do.

Well, I think that's true, but women obviously talk more, so I think most likely they would just spend all of their time arguing and not commit any action. I rarely hear about women attacking other women.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1168182/Catfights-handbags-tears-toilets-When-producer-launched-women-TV-company-thought-shed-kissed-goodbye-conflict-.html

At 6/14/14 02:18 PM, Qwertything wrote: No more dick jokes then?

That's just no way to live.

Living on pussy jokes is like living off of eating plastic.

At 6/14/14 11:01 AM, NGPulp wrote: At 6/14/14 10:37 AM, Amaranthus wrote:

Remember, kids, it's not sexist if it's true!

we just need to kill all the mentally ill, psychopaths autists and other neurologically diseased peope

Women have to have nine months of work in order to make a baby. Men only have to do it one night they get lucky. That's probably why men don't value life as much. They don't experience all the months of hard work it takes to actually create a baby. It's like that with animals too. Mother cats do all the work, while father cats...often kill their young to get the female back into heat.

Women are more violent than men.

At 6/28/14 10:21 AM, Makakaov wrote: Women are more violent than men.

I'm going to have to disagree with you. There are a lot more male serial killers. Yes, I know there are female serial killers, but they don't seem to be as common as men or maybe the media is just sexist like that.

The air would be cleaner and no bathroom antics to worry about so thats fine with me.

At 6/29/14 10:59 AM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote: The air would be cleaner and no bathroom antics to worry about so thats fine with me.

Well accept when a friend decides to borrow shit without permission of course.

At 6/14/14 11:04 AM, Ericho wrote: If there were no men, the human race would be extinct, unless they found out some way to create people through clay or something, which I think is what the Amazons did. I still wouldn't support it, though.

Also there are violence by women, this sort of thing actually exists contrary to popular beliefs.

They would die out

At 6/29/14 10:55 AM, Ericho wrote:

At 6/28/14 10:21 AM, Makakaov wrote: Women are more violent than men.

I'm going to have to disagree with you. There are a lot more male serial killers. Yes, I know there are female serial killers, but they don't seem to be as common as men or maybe the media is just sexist like that.

It's probably true, but it has nothing to do with what I stated. Perhaps I should explain what I wrote meant: Women are more violent, and when they abuse or kill, they do it more violently than men. Men are more moral, and they tend to have rules, which very often are tied to some kind of mercy, or forgiveness over certain people. They also have honor. Women do not have honor, rules and are less moral, so they are more violent and more likely to get in conflicts. My wise friend once said that when one woman dies others are happy, because only women know how bad women are.

Do you understand now?

I've noticed there has never been any documented case of lesbian pedophilla.

So that's something...

for a while, until the world sets itself on fire 2 weeks later as economies become cuilnary-based and all cultural meals become replaced with sandwiches

Imagine a planet filled with people on their periods

I don't have a problem with that...just, what happens to US? Did we die off, or did we become women?

At 6/14/14 06:58 AM, ChickenChips wrote: if we look at other apes the females are nonviolent among one anothetr but the males fight and shit buts its becase women are passive aggressive bitches and sluts

-sexual frustration intensifies-

At 6/29/14 08:45 PM, Phobotech wrote: did we become women?

That ought to be fun.

One question is... how?

Like, a mad feminist scientist invents a machine that turns everyone female; and then to prevent the human race from dying out, they get a gene spliced into them that makes 'em give birth every 5 years. Occasionally a boy'll pop out, and he'll be immediately turned in and killed or turned into a female.

At 6/29/14 09:17 PM, NGPulp wrote:
... a mad feminist scientist invents a machine that turns everyone female; and then to prevent the human race from dying out, they get a gene spliced into them that makes 'em give birth every 5 years. Occasionally a boy'll pop out, and he'll be immediately turned in and killed or turned into a female.

There's already a species of desert lizard that is completely female. One pretty much dry humps the other, they self inseminate somehow, and all of the offsprings from that point on are girls...but some carry on masculine traits while others carry feminine traits.

Maybe a mad scientist just learns how to get females to get freaky with each other to the point they can create an offspring. Men simply become useless while women fill the gap.

If thats the case, I think I'd make a GREAT butch dyke.

Here's the thing though.

A man can cut your arm off. He can, for no good reason at all, straight up remove an entire limb, and depending on who it is, can be 100% perfectly fine after washing your blood from his body. But after he does that, you're still intact as a person, you're still who you originally were.

A woman can ruin your life. She can nonphysically destroy you in ways no man ever could. I'm talking just absolutely crush who you are as a person, and leave you a hollow remnant of who you used to be.

At 6/30/14 06:28 AM, Xenomit wrote: A man can cut your arm off...
A woman can ruin your life...

Are you quoting Louis C.K.?

"... women hate each other more..."
"... women are more violent..."

You cannot judge this utopistic one gender society based on perceived behaviour of women in the real world. Human behaviour is heavily modified by the male-female interaction. You cannot tell how it would work if there was only one gender. Women do heavy suff because of men, or because of their relationship with men. If you remove men from this equasion, a lot of things will be different.

At 6/30/14 09:50 AM, NGPulp wrote:

At 6/30/14 06:28 AM, Xenomit wrote: A man can cut your arm off...
A woman can ruin your life...

Are you quoting Louis C.K.?

Not so much quoting as paraphrasing