Hot Pockets/Lean Pockets

[DeftonesFan665]

So, I had a Lean Pocket earlier tonight and I thought to myself, 'I barely like any of the flavors of Hot Pockets or Lean Pockets' and I'm wondering if it's the same for anybody else. The only Hot Pocket flavors I actually like are Pepperoni Pizza and Beef Taco. For Lean Pockets, the only flavors I like are Pepperoni Pizza and I guess the BBQ Chicken even though it has onions in it. The worst flavor I've ever tried is the BBQ Recipe Beef one. What flavors of Hot Pockets/Lean Pockets do you guys like and hate?

[Piggler]

It's all processed filth.

[ChickenChips]

pizza pops r waayy better

[yurgenburgen]

At 6/13/14 01:31 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: the only flavors I like are Pepperoni Pizza and I guess the BBQ Chicken even though it has onions in it
even though it has onions in it

wtf are you talking about. onions give every dish/recipe its flavour. try eating spaghetti or chilli without onions in the recipe somewhere, you may as well be eating wallpaper paste

[Sense-Offender]

The only one I like is the ham and cheese one. I don't like the pizza one.

[DeftonesFan665]

At 6/13/14 01:58 AM, yurgenburgen wrote:

At 6/13/14 01:31 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: the only flavors I like are Pepperoni Pizza and I guess the BBQ Chicken even though it has onions in it
even though it has onions in it

wtf are you talking about. onions give every dish/recipe its flavour. try eating spaghetti or chilli without onions in the recipe somewhere, you may as well be eating wallpaper paste

I guess I should start eating wallpaper paste then because I don't like onions. I've had spaghetti and chili many times before without onions and it was great.

[Sense-Offender]

At 6/13/14 01:58 AM, yurgenburgen wrote:

At 6/13/14 01:31 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: the only flavors I like are Pepperoni Pizza and I guess the BBQ Chicken even though it has onions in it
even though it has onions in it

wtf are you talking about. onions give every dish/recipe its flavour. try eating spaghetti or chilli without onions in the recipe somewhere, you may as well be eating wallpaper paste

heh. A lot of people say they hate onions and then enjoy all kinds of stuff with onions in it without thinking about it (btw, pepperoni pizza Hot Pockets include dehydrated onion). It's understandable, though. It stands out more in some things than others. I tend to take "I hate onions" to mean like on a sandwich or in a salad or any other way it's obvious. Lots of people are like that with mayo, too.

[DeftonesFan665]

At 6/13/14 01:59 AM, Sense-Offender wrote: The only one I like is the ham and cheese one. I don't like the pizza one.

What are some other flavors that you don't like? I haven't had the ham and cheese one in years, so I wonder if I'd still like it.

[fmn335]

At 6/13/14 01:34 AM, Piggler wrote: It's all processed filth.

Couldn't agree more. One morning I was eating one and then suddenly my taste buds woke up and had it with the over processed cheese.

Hated that ass since then. Won't eat them.

[Sense-Offender]

At 6/13/14 04:37 AM, Vnzi wrote:

At 6/13/14 04:27 AM, Sense-Offender wrote:

Truthfully, I love onions because they are one of the best things to eat stir fried and really do affect other foods wonderfully.

Yep yep. I use them and scallions often.

The only thing I dislike onions on is pizza

But not in pizza, of course. :p

Also, I side with miracle whip.

I don't really have a preference of mayo.

At 6/13/14 12:44 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:

At 6/13/14 01:59 AM, Sense-Offender wrote: The only one I like is the ham and cheese one. I don't like the pizza one.

What are some other flavors that you don't like? I haven't had the ham and cheese one in years, so I wonder if I'd still like it.

I can't really remember any others besides those two well. I think they changed how they make them. But I recall trying the cheeseburger one when I was a little kid and not liking it.

[Urban-Champion]

I prefer not to eat smoldering lava in a cardboard bun but that's just me

seriously all I ever taste is burning or if it's cold gross processed grossness

[Jester]

I used to like the ham and cheese ones, but these days food like that just incapacitates me and makes everything else taste like rubber for a day or so.

[Bit]

At 6/13/14 01:34 AM, Piggler wrote: It's all processed filth.

Completely agree.

I never liked them, and stopped eating them nearly a decade ago because I could never find a single thing I liked about them. They taste bad and they are bad for you.

[DeftonesFan665]

At 6/13/14 04:43 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: I prefer not to eat smoldering lava in a cardboard bun but that's just me

seriously all I ever taste is burning or if it's cold gross processed grossness

Kind of sounds like you either microwave them too long or not long enough.

[Shauna]

Hot pockets: The easy way to a heart attack in every bite!

[angrybirds2000]

I just googled lean pocket and I literally got fleshlights for sale.

[Sense-Offender]

At 6/13/14 05:44 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:

At 6/13/14 04:43 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: I prefer not to eat smoldering lava in a cardboard bun but that's just me

seriously all I ever taste is burning or if it's cold gross processed grossness

Kind of sounds like you either microwave them too long or not long enough.

It's kinda true, though. They tend to either be partly frozen in the middle or freaking boiling. But then, you can just wait a few minutes for it to cool down.

Also, Stouffer's stromboli is a good alternative to Hot Pockets. I like the spinach one.

[GrizzlyOne]

Did anybody ever try Tony's pouches? If it was one thing they got right it was those.

[Urban-Champion]

At 6/13/14 06:26 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:

At 6/13/14 05:44 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:

At 6/13/14 04:43 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: I prefer not to eat smoldering lava in a cardboard bun but that's just me

seriously all I ever taste is burning or if it's cold gross processed grossness

Kind of sounds like you either microwave them too long or not long enough.

It's kinda true, though. They tend to either be partly frozen in the middle or freaking boiling. But then, you can just wait a few minutes for it to cool down.

those are liable suggestions to the eternal hot pocket dilemma but either way shit tastes like garbage, there's no winning in my eyes

[Raab]

I definitely blame hot pockets for obesity.

[DeftonesFan665]

At 6/13/14 09:32 PM, Raab wrote: I definitely blame hot pockets for obesity.

I suppose it's a step up from blaming McDonalds for obesity.

[Raab]

At 6/13/14 09:37 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:

At 6/13/14 09:32 PM, Raab wrote: I definitely blame hot pockets for obesity.

I suppose it's a step up from blaming McDonalds for obesity.

hey now..... you leave McDonald's alone.

[thegarbear14]

At 6/13/14 04:27 AM, Sense-Offender wrote:

At 6/13/14 01:58 AM, yurgenburgen wrote:

At 6/13/14 01:31 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: the only flavors I like are Pepperoni Pizza and I guess the BBQ Chicken even though it has onions in it
even though it has onions in it

wtf are you talking about. onions give every dish/recipe its flavour. try eating spaghetti or chilli without onions in the recipe somewhere, you may as well be eating wallpaper paste

heh. A lot of people say they hate onions and then enjoy all kinds of stuff with onions in it

Raw onions are disgusting, they are acidic, a bit crunchy/styrofoam like and the flavor is overpowering.

Cooked onions are slightly sweet and the texture is soft and smooth.

[D-Nightmare]

At 6/13/14 06:21 PM, Shauna wrote: Hot pockets: The easy way to a heart attack in every bite!

Or get 2nd-degree burns from food.

Them things are well-insulated, keeping all that heat in.

[Sense-Offender]

At 6/13/14 09:03 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: those are liable suggestions to the eternal hot pocket dilemma but either way shit tastes like garbage, there's no winning in my eyes

To each their own. I think the ham and cheese ones are alright.

At 6/14/14 01:46 AM, D-Nightmare wrote: Or get 2nd-degree burns from food.

Them things are well-insulated, keeping all that heat in.

Poke with fork, wait a few minutes.

At 6/13/14 09:42 PM, thegarbear14 wrote: Raw onions are disgusting, they are acidic, a bit crunchy/styrofoam like and the flavor is overpowering.

Citrus fruits and pineapple are acidic. And use potent ingredients sparingly. Whatever. I usually don't cook the onions when I make an omelet and it comes out delicious. And I'll put raw onions in a salad and a tiny bit on a burger, too.

Cooked onions are slightly sweet and the texture is soft and smooth.

No doubt, cooked onions taste better.

[DeftonesFan665]

At 6/14/14 01:46 AM, D-Nightmare wrote:

At 6/13/14 06:21 PM, Shauna wrote: Hot pockets: The easy way to a heart attack in every bite!

Or get 2nd-degree burns from food.

Them things are well-insulated, keeping all that heat in.

I'm guilty of trying to eat one shortly after taking it out of the microwave and burning the roof of my mouth, but it can be avoided. A lot of people just don't want to wait to eat their Hot/Lean Pocket and end up burning the piss out of their mouths.

[NGPulp]

Hot pockets and lean pockets need to check their thin and heating privileges.

sarcasm

[Ericho]

I'm not sure if I've ever head of Lean Pockets before, much less eaten them. Wouldn't those be made by the same people? I doubt they're that much better than one another.

[Jojo]

At 6/13/14 01:34 AM, Piggler wrote: It's all processed filth.

Pork!

[fieldertiger]

I never had a Hot Pocket before but I wish I would have that Ham and Cheese Hot Pocket now or later.