Fuckin Wal Mart

[Avery]

I went there yesterday, I couldn't hardly go down a isle without some obese fuck on a scooter taking up all the space. Can't go through them, can't go around them, just gotta sit there and wait. I hate it.

[Urban-Champion]

that's pre cool, hun

[WrightOnTarget]

Fuckin' WalMart, hiring drivers that crash into comedians!

[Manly-Chicken]

More like WHALE Mart!

#pwnt

[Avery]

Worst part about it, they have the snack you were looking for, and you have to go to another store to buy the thing the fucker took when you were about to grab it.

[Zachary]

Why didn't you just ask them to move?

[Avery]

At 6/12/14 05:21 PM, Zachary wrote: Why didn't you just ask them to move?

You can't, the row is straight and narrow, they're so thick they go from one side, to the other, and they have no choice but to go slowly forward. Telling them to move is useless.

[All-American-Badass]

Personally my grievance with Wal Mart is that they have fucking 20 checkout lanes in the store but any any given moment they have no more than 3 or 4 of them open at a time so they have 500 people in each line and you're waiting a year to be checked out even though you only went there for a few things.

[Ron-Geno]

It's Wal-mart.
What the fuck did you expect, fucking Valet service and a personal shopping assistant?

[Painbringer]

At 6/12/14 05:15 PM, Avery wrote: can't go around them

Bullshit!

Unless your Walmart has aisles shaped like a labyrinth, you can most certainly go back the way you came.

[DeftonesFan665]

At 6/12/14 05:32 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: Personally my grievance with Wal Mart is that they have fucking 20 checkout lanes in the store but any any given moment they have no more than 3 or 4 of them open at a time so they have 500 people in each line and you're waiting a year to be checked out even though you only went there for a few things.

This. It's so annoying to go there in the morning and there's only one lane open.

[Scintillating]

At 6/12/14 06:10 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:

At 6/12/14 05:32 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: Personally my grievance with Wal Mart is that they have fucking 20 checkout lanes in the store but any any given moment t

This. It's so annoying to go there in the morning and there's only one lane open.

Self checkout is the solution

[Spedmallet]

The last time I went to walmart I left with a can of chips, a box of yogurt and a deep feeling of irreversible shame

[Piggler]

I pay the higher prices at Target just so I don't have to go to Wal-Mart.

[Viper]

At 6/12/14 05:32 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: Personally my grievance with Wal Mart is that they have fucking 20 checkout lanes in the store but any any given moment they have no more than 3 or 4 of them open at a time so they have 500 people in each line and you're waiting a year to be checked out even though you only went there for a few things.

I honestly don't understand this. Whats the point in even having that many lanes if you're not going to use anywhere near half of them? The ONLY time I have ever seen more than 6 lanes open was when I went there late ay night and the place was more or less deserted. It's like the people who run them have no common sense at all.
Then again it is Walmart.....

[SansNumbers]

At 6/12/14 05:45 PM, stevenman36 wrote: You're 16.

I'm 16 and sometimes I go to a Wal-Mart. I know it's crazy to think about.

[Crink]

i find it hilarious that someone can be so fat that they have to rely on a motorised scooter to buy more food

[All-American-Badass]

At 6/12/14 06:15 PM, Scintillating wrote:

At 6/12/14 06:10 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:

At 6/12/14 05:32 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: Personally my grievance with Wal Mart is that they have fucking 20 checkout lanes in the store but any any given moment t

This. It's so annoying to go there in the morning and there's only one lane open.

Self checkout is the solution

Self checkout ain't worth shit when you're getting a week's worth of groceries though.

[Jester]

At 6/12/14 05:18 PM, Avery wrote: Worst part about it, they have the snack you were looking for, and you have to go to another store to buy the thing the fucker took when you were about to grab it.

Avoid snacks that are shipped to Wal-Mart singularly, I guess

At 6/12/14 09:13 PM, Crink wrote: i find it hilarious that someone can be so fat that they have to rely on a motorised scooter to buy more food

There's money to be made in the "treadmill that runs shit directly into your mouth" business

[steph2568]

There's more ghetto people than fat people at the Walmart near me.

[SubliminalVirus]

only go for cheap food and pokemon cards.

[SansNumbers]

At 6/12/14 09:35 PM, steph2568 wrote: There's more ghetto people than fat people at the Walmart near me.

There are a lot of, ahem, "interesting" characters in the Wal Mart in my town so if I ever find myself in a Wal Mart it's usually in a smaller, better town out west.

[X-Gary-Gigax-X]

Heres what you do, don't walk on the aisles, walk on top of the shelves in between the aisles. You can make a statement, but it may not be the most efficient way of browsing oreos....

[RWT]

At 6/12/14 06:15 PM, Scintillating wrote:

At 6/12/14 06:10 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:

At 6/12/14 05:32 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: Personally my grievance with Wal Mart is that they have fucking 20 checkout lanes in the store but any any given moment t

This. It's so annoying to go there in the morning and there's only one lane open.

Self checkout is the solution

Shoplifting, mate; I haven't paid for anything at Walmart in years. Just dress nicely and be Caucasian, and no one will pay you any mind.

[Voltage]

At 6/12/14 05:32 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: 20 checkout lanes in the store but any any given moment they have no more than 3 or 4 of them open at a time so they have 500 people in each line and you're waiting a year to be checked out even though you only went there for a few things.

yup, this happens almost any thursday, first week of the month, or any week there's a "final" in any sports game

wall marty customers, take note

[NeonSpider]

Yes yes. Some interesting people in Walmart sometimes. But not as interesting as the people at Dairy Queen.
Some ghetto woman came up to me and dropped her pants (no underwear) before running into the restroom and signaling me to follow her at a Dairy Queen one time. Just eww.

Can't say anything like that's ever happened to me at a Walmart although I did get flashed boobs at a Walmart one time.

[Viper]

At 6/12/14 09:35 PM, steph2568 wrote: There's more ghetto people than fat people at the Walmart near me.

The vast majority of the people at the Walmarts near me are actually normal people. Which is pretty weird considering the people you tend to see at Walmart.....

[logwood]

I have bone problems in my ankles and legs, so if I want a box of cereal, I have to walk to the back of the store, find the brand I want, and go back. I mean, its so freakin big, you can see the frickin curvature of the earth!

[NuclearInfected]

At 6/12/14 10:24 PM, SansNumbers wrote:

At 6/12/14 09:35 PM, steph2568 wrote: There's more ghetto people than fat people at the Walmart near me.

There are a lot of, ahem, "interesting" characters in the Wal Mart in my town so if I ever find myself in a Wal Mart it's usually in a smaller, better town out west.

My sister works in a Walmart in a pretty shit city, and she's told some interesting stories about them.

[Spedmallet]

At 6/12/14 10:51 PM, Cabbster wrote: Are you sure that's because of Wal-mart, or your day-to-day attempt to cope with your purchasing decisions?

a little from column A, a little from Column B

Though in all seriousness, yogurt was the only thing Walmart had that was on my list