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Response to I don't even like sports 2014-06-11 14:03:13 Reply

At 6/11/14 03:39 AM, Xenomit wrote: But I strongly believe there should be a women's only football league. Not for equality or anything, but just because I wet my panties over socially and sexually dominant girls, and seeing entire teams of them in mean-looking uniforms and with aggressive face-paint would fill me with so much mental pleasure that my body would probably be incapable of handling it all.

I really want to hunt a bullet through your head so fucking badly it's not even funny anymore.


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Response to I don't even like sports 2014-06-11 14:04:22 Reply

At 6/11/14 02:03 PM, Amaranthus wrote: I really want to hunt a bullet through your head so fucking badly it's not even funny anymore.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1368292/2#bbspost25109117_post_text


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Response to I don't even like sports 2014-06-11 14:05:18 Reply

At 6/11/14 02:04 PM, Xenomit wrote:
At 6/11/14 02:03 PM, Amaranthus wrote: I really want to hunt a bullet through your head so fucking badly it's not even funny anymore.
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1368292/2#bbspost25109117_post_text

Not even trying to insult you, I'm being 100% honest, I want to see you get shot.


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Response to I don't even like sports 2014-06-11 14:06:00 Reply

At 6/11/14 02:05 PM, Amaranthus wrote: Not even trying to insult you, I'm being 100% honest, I want to see you get shot.

That doesn't answer my question. It just makes you look like even more of a retarded angsty teenager.


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Response to I don't even like sports 2014-06-11 14:06:31 Reply

At 6/11/14 02:03 PM, Amaranthus wrote: I really want to hunt a bullet through your head so fucking badly it's not even funny anymore.

Hohoho, you don't want to end up like Sekhem now.


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Response to I don't even like sports 2014-06-11 14:08:28 Reply

At 6/11/14 02:06 PM, Xenomit wrote:
At 6/11/14 02:05 PM, Amaranthus wrote: Not even trying to insult you, I'm being 100% honest, I want to see you get shot.
That doesn't answer my question. It just makes you look like even more of a retarded angsty teenager.

You want there to be a female football team/league/whatever, just so you have something to pleasure your little aids-infested dick with.
I'm pretty sure that I don't have to explain or answer anything.


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Response to I don't even like sports 2014-06-11 14:13:19 Reply

At 6/11/14 02:08 PM, Amaranthus wrote:
At 6/11/14 02:06 PM, Xenomit wrote:
At 6/11/14 02:05 PM, Amaranthus wrote: Not even trying to insult you, I'm being 100% honest, I want to see you get shot.
That doesn't answer my question. It just makes you look like even more of a retarded angsty teenager.
You want there to be a female football team/league/whatever, just so you have something to pleasure your little aids-infested dick with.

1. You're taking things too seriously. Yes, I want there to be a female football league, but the whole "it's only for my pleasure" bit was in no way serious. I'd hope someone as angsty as you could figure that out before you go being a cynical shitwad again, but then again, you're a retarded angsty teenager.

2. I literally have no idea where you got the idea to imply that I have STD's. Is it because I'm sexually deviant, is it because I have fantasies that your tiny little brain can't fathom, or are you really just that desperate for an insult?


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Response to I don't even like sports 2014-06-11 14:15:30 Reply

At 6/11/14 02:13 PM, Xenomit wrote: At 6/11/14 02:08 PM, Amaranthus wrote:
At 6/11/14 02:06 PM, Xenomit wrote:
At 6/11/14 02:05 PM, Amaranthus wrote:
1. You're taking things too seriously. Yes, I want there to be a female football league, but the whole "it's only for my pleasure" bit was in no way serious. I'd hope someone as angsty as you could figure that out before you go being a cynical shitwad again, but then again, you're a retarded angsty teenager.

Is it just me or do you use the "lol, I wasn't serious, lol!" excuse every time someone calls you out for being the retard you are?


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Response to I don't even like sports 2014-06-11 14:33:07 Reply

At 6/11/14 02:15 PM, Amaranthus wrote: Is it just me or do you use the "lol, I wasn't serious, lol!" excuse every time someone calls you out for being the retard you are?

No, look.

I want, a women's football league. I would sexually enjoy it. But when you read something like "I want it for my pleasure" from someone who's socially aware and not completely insane, you should be able to process "Oh, he wasn't being dead serious. He was taking parts of a truth and taking them to an extreme for the sake of satire". The fact that you can't speaks multitudes for you level of reading skills and interpretation.

Now if you genuinely do want someone to be brutally murdered because of the fantasies they have that aren't even that uncommon, well there's no psychiatrist in the world who could help you. It means you're basically as shitty as a human can possibly get, just above rapists and child molesters.


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Response to I don't even like sports 2014-06-11 14:34:41 Reply

At 6/11/14 02:33 PM, Xenomit wrote: At 6/11/14 02:15 PM, Amaranthus wrote:
Now if you genuinely do want someone to be brutally murdered because of the fantasies they have that aren't even that uncommon, well there's no psychiatrist in the world who could help you. It means you're basically as shitty as a human can possibly get, just above rapists and child molesters.

Dog-rapist says what?


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Response to I don't even like sports 2014-06-11 16:38:21 Reply

At 6/11/14 02:02 PM, Xenomit wrote:
At 6/11/14 02:00 PM, Clamstuffer wrote: ITT: Xenomit shows his thinking to be ass backwards as usual.
How? Do you think that your way of thinking is the only right way to think? Because if so, light a stick of dynamite and chew on it for a bit.

Because IDK what woman would even want a man who wants to act like a little girl. Is your GF like 800 pounds?


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Response to I don't even like sports 2014-06-11 16:41:26 Reply

At 6/11/14 04:38 PM, Clamstuffer wrote: Because IDK what woman would even want a man who wants to act like a little girl.

Girls who like wearing the pants. It's not that uncommon. And it's not acting like a little girl, it's just letting her take control.

Is your GF like 800 pounds?

No, why would you assume that?


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Response to I don't even like sports 2014-06-11 16:43:25 Reply

At 6/11/14 04:42 PM, WahyahRanger wrote:
At 6/11/14 04:41 PM, Xenomit wrote: Girls who like wearing the pants.
Woah.

You're Canadian aren't you?

No, I just felt like I was saying dominant too much so I used another term


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Response to I don't even like sports 2014-06-11 16:48:24 Reply

At 6/11/14 04:44 PM, WahyahRanger wrote: No I know, I'm just saying, in Canada the women tend to be dominant in the relationship.

I'm moving to canada


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Response to I don't even like sports 2014-06-11 16:48:28 Reply

At 6/11/14 04:44 PM, WahyahRanger wrote:
At 6/11/14 04:43 PM, Xenomit wrote: No, I just felt like I was saying dominant too much so I used another term
No I know, I'm just saying, in Canada the women tend to be dominant in the relationship.

Don't know where you got that idea from.

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Response to I don't even like sports 2014-06-11 16:48:35 Reply

How big is her strap on?


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Response to I don't even like sports 2014-06-11 16:49:58 Reply

At 6/11/14 04:48 PM, Clamstuffer wrote: How big is her strap on?

She doesn't own any sex toys

And neither do I

Why would you assume that she fucks me with a strappon

I can never tell if you're a really bad troll, or just genuinely retarded as shit

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Response to I don't even like sports 2014-06-11 16:56:59 Reply

Is your girlfriend human or is she like a dog or something?


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Response to I don't even like sports 2014-06-11 16:58:45 Reply

At 6/11/14 04:50 PM, WahyahRanger wrote:
I'm not being judgmental, that's just how it is.

Living in Canada I've seen both male and female dominant relationships. The high-school esque relationships I've witnessed seem to suit the whole "I've got my man on a leash" sort of deal because no one really knows what the fuck they should be doing in a relationship at such a young age but I find older relationships are a mixed bag of anything.

The least I'll admit is that I don't pay much attention to the relations of others because frankly it's of little concern to me or my life... But I have yet to see the streets lined with men bowing at the heels of their mates.

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Response to I don't even like sports 2014-06-11 17:11:50 Reply

Guy, you are embarrassing yourselves.
OP, I could never get into your way of thinking, dominant females thing, but I guess it's not like it affects me. Just promise me, that when you are going to vote for a president, you will be thinking with your brain and not your dick.


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Response to I don't even like sports 2014-06-11 17:13:28 Reply

At 6/11/14 05:04 PM, WahyahRanger wrote:
At 6/11/14 04:58 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: Living in Canada I've seen both male and female dominant relationships. The high-school esque relationships I've witnessed seem to suit the whole "I've got my man on a leash" sort of deal because no one really knows what the fuck they should be doing in a relationship at such a young age but I find older relationships are a mixed bag of anything.
I don't know, maybe it's more of a regional thing. We get mostly Ontario tourists.

Perhaps. I never was too fond of them ontarians anyways...


The least I'll admit is that I don't pay much attention to the relations of others because frankly it's of little concern to me or my life...
Neither do I, but it's hard to not notice when a woman is straight screeching at some dude, making an ass of him.

It's true. However that really could happen anywhere in my eyes.

But I have yet to see the streets lined with men bowing at the heels of their mates.
It's not like that, they're just fucking mean.

hahahahaha. I know some pretty classy chicks here in canada. One of my friends seems to have a pretty balanced relationship with his gf, and they seem like a perfect match for each other. They're both extremely chillax and never cause any drama, to my knowledge anyways. They've been together for years now, so I guess that's something.

I live in the saskatchewan area so maybe the sheer dullness of completely flat inspirationless land with nothing on it has stunted our abilities to feel any emotions toward anything... Yeah. We're basically robots or something.

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Response to I don't even like sports 2014-06-11 17:56:24 Reply

At 6/11/14 05:15 PM, WahyahRanger wrote:
At 6/11/14 05:14 PM, Vnzi wrote: I can think of a few points of interest but I doubt you would listen to anything I say.
You got that right, boo.

Damn shame, since she has more credibility and reason in a single keystroke of a single post than you have in the thousand-and-a-half-ish posts you've "contributed" to this community.

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Response to I don't even like sports 2014-06-12 14:28:03 Reply

At 6/11/14 05:25 AM, Xenomit wrote: Or are you just comparing the number of people who like soccer to the number of people who like football? Because it doesn't really count when you have one sport that's only played in one country, and another sport that's played in like 50 countries.

Call it American Rugby then

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Response to I don't even like sports 2014-06-12 15:43:48 Reply

At 6/11/14 05:56 PM, Urban-Champion wrote:
At 6/11/14 05:15 PM, WahyahRanger wrote: You got that right, boo.
Damn shame, since she has more credibility and reason in a single keystroke of a single post than you have in the thousand-and-a-half-ish posts you've "contributed" to this community.

The hell? You only had 800ish posts a month ago


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