I don't even like sports

[Xenomit]

But I strongly believe there should be a women's only football league. Not for equality or anything, but just because I wet my panties over socially and sexually dominant girls, and seeing entire teams of them in mean-looking uniforms and with aggressive face-paint would fill me with so much mental pleasure that my body would probably be incapable of handling it all.

Now, when I say dominant women, I don't mean dominatrix and bondage chicks, I just mean girls who take on male roles both in society and in relationships. I've always kinda liked the idea of being submissive to a girl who liked being "the guy" in the relationship, but ever since getting with my girlfriend who is pretty much the dominant one in our relationship, my love for being submissive to women has skyrocketed. Before I had fantasies of a girl abducting me and making me her slave, now I have fantasies of women becoming the dominant gender and making men their slaves.

I don't even remember what the point of all this was. I had one at first I swear.

[koopahermit]

The lingerie football league ain't enough for you?

[Xenomit]

At 6/11/14 03:41 AM, koopahermit wrote: The lingerie football league ain't enough for you?

No, I want full blown women's football. Full uniform, full contact, girls that are actually strong and aggressive and not just models that pretend to play a sport.

[GrizzlyOne]

Gender roles should have been opposite, women live longer than men, can endure the pain of childbirth, and can be stronger then men if they try. (I've seen videos on tv where this woman who was like 60-70 kicked a robber's ass with her known martial arts.)

In other species of animals, typically females are dominant.

[koopahermit]

At 6/11/14 03:44 AM, Xenomit wrote:

At 6/11/14 03:41 AM, koopahermit wrote: The lingerie football league ain't enough for you?

No, I want full blown women's football. Full uniform, full contact, girls that are actually strong and aggressive and not just models that pretend to play sports.

Oh, well this society is too patriatic to endorse that sadly.

[WiiFittoToreinaa]

Lingerie Football League on MTV.

Look it up.

[Xenomit]

At 6/11/14 04:25 AM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote: Lingerie Football League on MTV.

Look it up.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1368292#bbspost25108474_post_text

[WiiFittoToreinaa]

At 6/11/14 04:25 AM, Xenomit wrote:

At 6/11/14 04:25 AM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote: Lingerie Football League on MTV.

Look it up.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1368292#bbspost25108474_post_text

Closet thing we'll have sadly.

[Xenomit]

At 6/11/14 04:27 AM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote:

At 6/11/14 04:25 AM, Xenomit wrote:

At 6/11/14 04:25 AM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote: Lingerie Football League on MTV.

Look it up.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1368292#bbspost25108474_post_text

Closet thing we'll have sadly.

All I really want is for there to be more dominant females. Now that I've been in a relationship with a dominant girl, I can never go back to being in charge again.

[WiiFittoToreinaa]

At 6/11/14 04:29 AM, Xenomit wrote: All I really want is for there to be more dominant females. Now that I've been in a relationship with a dominant girl, I can never go back to being in charge again.

Maybe when we have our 1st female president.

[Xenomit]

At 6/11/14 04:39 AM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote:

At 6/11/14 04:29 AM, Xenomit wrote: All I really want is for there to be more dominant females. Now that I've been in a relationship with a dominant girl, I can never go back to being in charge again.

Maybe when we have our 1st female president.

If Hillary winning the presidency means that more girls will start to take charge, then I will fucking vote the shit out of her.

[WiiFittoToreinaa]

At 6/11/14 04:41 AM, Xenomit wrote: If Hillary winning the presidency means that more girls will start to take charge, then I will fucking vote the shit out of her.

It might be a start.

[GrizzlyOne]

At 6/11/14 04:41 AM, Xenomit wrote:

If Hillary winning the presidency means that more girls will start to take charge, then I will fucking vote the shit out of her.

Cougar hunter

[Jay]

Why doesn't your girlfriend just start playing football or something, who cares about other random girls?

[Xenomit]

At 6/11/14 05:00 AM, Jay wrote: Why doesn't your girlfriend just start playing football or something, who cares about other random girls?

Because she's like me, she doesn't like sports

I don't want girls to play football because I like football and wanna see girls doing it, I want girls to play football so that my fantasies of an entire team of dominant chicks do whatever they want with my body become realistic.

[BumFodder]

There wont be a womans only american football league because not enough people care about american football to make one.

[Xenomit]

At 6/11/14 05:23 AM, BumFodder wrote: There wont be a womans only american football league because not enough people care about american football to make one.

Um, you mean other than the 100 million people who observe football almost religiously, right?

Or are you just comparing the number of people who like soccer to the number of people who like football? Because it doesn't really count when you have one sport that's only played in one country, and another sport that's played in like 50 countries.

[TailsPrower]

At 6/11/14 04:41 AM, Xenomit wrote: If Hillary winning the presidency means that more girls will start to take charge, then I will fucking vote the shit out of her.

If you had a magical button that would make all of the quoted a reality, I would not hesitate to blow your fucking brains out before you could press that button.

But as far as your fantasies are concerned, I am neutral about a legit WNFL. I don't watch sports either, so it follows that I wouldn't concern myself with it. Dominant females aren't my thing, but I dig a cute chick who actually could kick my ass.

[Radaketor]

There already is a women's football league, americans just call it Women's Professional Soccer.

At 6/11/14 05:25 AM, Xenomit wrote:

At 6/11/14 05:23 AM, BumFodder wrote: There wont be a womans only american football league because not enough people care about american football to make one.

Um, you mean other than the 100 million people who observe football almost religiously, right?

Or are you just comparing the number of people who like soccer to the number of people who like football? Because it doesn't really count when you have one sport that's only played in one country, and another sport that's played in like 50 countries.

Then just stop calling it football and call it rugby, that's played everywhere.

[NeonSpider]

So let me get this straight. You want muscle women to form football teams so you can watch them play because it turns you on, but you don't like football? Would the cheerleaders all be skinny men?

What about boxing, rugby, or other considered manly sports?

There are muscle women so maybe watch a female bodybuilding competition or something?

Does your girlfriend know about these fantasies? That you'd like a bunch of girls dominating you at the same time? Because you might could make that happen if you brought it up with her and if she was cool with it and if you could find some other girls to do it.

[C-Hawk]

At 6/11/14 04:27 AM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote:

At 6/11/14 04:25 AM, Xenomit wrote:

At 6/11/14 04:25 AM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote: Lingerie Football League on MTV.

Look it up.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1368292#bbspost25108474_post_text

Closet thing we'll have sadly.

Let me wiki that for all of you.

[Amaranthus]

At 6/11/14 04:29 AM, Xenomit wrote: At 6/11/14 04:27 AM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote:

At 6/11/14 04:25 AM, Xenomit wrote:

At 6/11/14 04:25 AM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote:

All I really want is for there to be more dominant females. Now that I've been in a relationship with a dominant girl, I can never go back to being in charge again.

ITT: Xenomit lost his manliness.

[orangebomb]

It's official, Xenomit has officially traded away his dignity for a sport that he invented yet he doesn't care about. If we had society the OP's way, it would be about as bad as life in Warhammer 40k.

Plus, no one is going to watch over-grown muscled women play a sport to begin with, hell, all-female leagues like the WNBA aren't very popular to begin with anyway.

[NekoMika]

Cheerleading, volleyball, tennis? Those who have lots of ladies if Lingerie League football isn't your thing.

also there's female UFC and MMA fighters

[Xenomit]

At 6/11/14 06:50 AM, NeonSpider wrote: So let me get this straight. You want muscle women to form football teams so you can watch them play because it turns you on, but you don't like football? Would the cheerleaders all be skinny men?

What about boxing, rugby, or other considered manly sports?

There are muscle women so maybe watch a female bodybuilding competition or something?

Eugh, no, not muscle women, I don't like big muscles sexually at all.

Just tough girls that have the build of an average guy. Not necessarily muscly, just not skinny and dainty.

Does your girlfriend know about these fantasies? That you'd like a bunch of girls dominating you at the same time? Because you might could make that happen if you brought it up with her and if she was cool with it and if you could find some other girls to do it.

I'm pretty certain she knows I like being "the girl" of the relationship, at first she was almost doing it to be funny, but she quickly went from joking to actually being the dominant end of the relationship.

[Xenomit]

At 6/11/14 11:16 AM, SCTE3 wrote:

also there's female UFC and MMA fighters

Holy shitballs how did I forget about this

[NekoMika]

At 6/11/14 01:17 PM, Xenomit wrote:

At 6/11/14 11:16 AM, SCTE3 wrote:

also there's female UFC and MMA fighters

Holy shitballs how did I forget about this

MMA has Fallon Fox, transwoman fighter, she's really good.

[Xenomit]

At 6/11/14 01:24 PM, WahyahRanger wrote:

At 6/11/14 01:16 PM, Xenomit wrote: I'm pretty certain she knows I like being "the girl" of the relationship, at first she was almost doing it to be funny, but she quickly went from joking to actually being the dominant end of the relationship.

So how's that work, she's just on top more often or you let her bend you over for the reach around?

Please don't tell me anything worse than a finger goes in your ass.

Not sexually. Jesus christ, dominance =/= sexual dominance, calm down. We're pretty equal sexually, the only time she ever takes control of me there is when I'm eating her out. She's dominant in non-sexual aspects; I'm the one always cuddling up to her, she's the one that always hits me and she's actually strong enough for it to hurt, she's right around my height (which is saying something, I'm pretty damn tall) and often makes me feel small, lots of stuff.

But yeah, when it comes to sex we're equals.

[Clamstuffer]

At 6/11/14 10:00 AM, Amaranthus wrote: ITT: Xenomit lost his manliness.

ITT: Xenomit shows his thinking to be ass backwards as usual.

[Xenomit]

At 6/11/14 02:00 PM, Clamstuffer wrote: ITT: Xenomit shows his thinking to be ass backwards as usual.

How? Do you think that your way of thinking is the only right way to think? Because if so, light a stick of dynamite and chew on it for a bit.