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At 6/12/14 07:44 PM, Stereocrisis wrote: Thanks for setting a good example. This is how a moderator should behave. He followed the rules of my thread, and responded accordingly.

Okay, since you have a massive stick up your ass and won't let it go (I stopped talking to you a while ago, yet you continue). I am going to do you a favor and not post in any of your threads since you obviously can't take the heat, but since you want to dish it out, if I catch you calling any users names or lashing out at them unwarranted, I am going to ban you.

At 6/12/14 07:50 PM, Zachary wrote:

At 6/12/14 07:44 PM, Stereocrisis wrote: Thanks for setting a good example. This is how a moderator should behave. He followed the rules of my thread, and responded accordingly.

Okay, since you have a massive stick up your ass

I noticed you skipped out on my question earlier. I said, let's make an attempt at reconciling. I didn't see you respond to that...

and won't let it go (I stopped talking to you a while ago, yet you continue). I am going to do you a favor and not post in any of your threads since you obviously can't take the heat,

Pay close attention to your words here Zachary. I can't take the heat. Meaning you admittedly bring heat on me.

Is it that you think I should take your shit with a smile?

but since you want to dish it out,

I really don't man. What's going on anyway? you never responded to my other post. I called you out directly, talked about burying the hatchet, and here you are ignoring that altogether to once again have a little altercation with me.

if I catch you calling any users names or lashing out at them unwarranted, I am going to ban you.

You're supposed to be setting an example as a mod. Not bullying the users, and picking fights with them. All of the hostility in this thread is because you came in here calling me a shitty person. You're the one who needs to get banned. I already extended an olive branch your way. You chose to ignore it.

At 6/12/14 08:05 PM, Stereocrisis wrote:

At 6/12/14 07:50 PM, Zachary wrote:

At 6/12/14 07:44 PM, Stereocrisis wrote: Thanks for setting a good example. This is how a moderator should behave. He followed the rules of my thread, and responded accordingly.

Okay, since you have a massive stick up your ass

I noticed you skipped out on my question earlier. I said, let's make an attempt at reconciling. I didn't see you respond to that...

You aren't sincere. The way you responded to Vnzi shows that.

and won't let it go (I stopped talking to you a while ago, yet you continue). I am going to do you a favor and not post in any of your threads since you obviously can't take the heat,

Pay close attention to your words here Zachary. I can't take the heat. Meaning you admittedly bring heat on me.

Yeah, because you act like a child and swear when people criticize you. Look at how you responded to Vnzi. You're 27 years old dude, it's time to grow up. Not everyone is out to get you.

Is it that you think I should take your shit with a smile?

but since you want to dish it out,

I really don't man. What's going on anyway? you never responded to my other post. I called you out directly, talked about burying the hatchet, and here you are ignoring that altogether to once again have a little altercation with me.

I didn't respond to your post because I don't like you. You aren't sincere. There is no altercation, I told you that if you continued to call people names or belittle them for NO reason (if they attack you first by calling you names and cursing you out, then they will be in trouble or you can respond to them however you want I don't care), and that is fair.

if I catch you calling any users names or lashing out at them unwarranted, I am going to ban you.

You're supposed to be setting an example as a mod. Not bullying the users, and picking fights with them. All of the hostility in this thread is because you came in here calling me a shitty person. You're the one who needs to get banned. I already extended an olive branch your way. You chose to ignore it.

Yeah, because you were ACTING like one. I am only calling it as I see it, and the way you respond to people is not cool. When you get aggressive, don't be surprised when other people get aggressive right back. Don't play the victim after you treat people like shit, because that is exactly what you are doing.

Just let it go man.

At 6/12/14 08:08 PM, Vnzi wrote:

At 6/12/14 07:40 PM, Stereocrisis wrote: more excuses and backtracking

Alright, so this all boils down to "I give what I get" which is not a good way to think.

Please, read me more passages from your latest book, "Good Ways to Think" by Vnzi.

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind,

So intelligent.

that's a common saying and it can't be any less true on this discussion.

Oh, okay. Now it makes sense. This and more good advice in your next book, "I Just Got here, What's Going On?" by Vnzi.

All you need to do is realize that being nicer, not using insults, and using a nice discussion without insulting one person you hate with every post you make. Doesn't matter if they still insult you, keep up the act of being nice and respective and they'll change.

This, and more griping advice and life lessons about proper social etiquette coming to a book store near you.

"How Everyone Should Behave At All Times, Regardless Of Any Situation" by Vnzi.

It isn't that hard to understand.

I don't want to spoil the ending, but what the hell. Every book he writes ends like this.

In fact, I think I smell the next title for your award winning non-fiction. "It's Not That Hard To Understand" by Vnzi.

Yeah, because you act like a child and swear when people criticize you. Look at how you responded to Vnzi. You're 27 years old dude, it's time to grow up. Not everyone is out to get you.

are you sure about that

At 6/12/14 08:19 PM, Vnzi wrote:

At 6/12/14 08:16 PM, Stereocrisis wrote: insulting

And you wonder why people act this way to you?

He thinks he's being mature because he had an extremely shitty example set for him by his parents and the other adults he knew as a child.

Why bother. Let him stew in antisocial narcissistic self pity. Watching him struggle to cope with simple problems is funny.

At 6/12/14 08:24 PM, Profanity wrote:

At 6/12/14 08:19 PM, Vnzi wrote:

At 6/12/14 08:16 PM, Stereocrisis wrote: insulting

And you wonder why people act this way to you?

He thinks he's being mature because he had an extremely shitty example set for him by his parents and the other adults he knew as a child.

Why bother. Let him stew in antisocial narcissistic self pity. Watching him struggle to cope with simple problems is funny.

i dont see how its a shitty example since half of what the op said about people being out for themselves and on forums like this will fight each other is 100% true lmao

At 6/12/14 08:12 PM, Zachary wrote:

I noticed you skipped out on my question earlier. I said, let's make an attempt at reconciling. I didn't see you respond to that...

You aren't sincere.

Sure I am. If you could stop looking for reasons to see that I'm not sincere, you would see that I really do mean it. I have no quarrel with you. Even right now. I have no personal stake in seeing that things continue to go on in such a miserable fashion. I'm prepared to see the end of this nonsense just as much as you are.

Yeah, because you act like a child and swear when people criticize you. Look at how you responded to Vnzi. You're 27 years old dude, it's time to grow up. Not everyone is out to get you.

In two sentences, you admit being out to get me, and then tell me not everyone is out to get me.

I'm aware that everyone else isn't out to get me Zachary. I'm saying YOU'RE out to get me, and you aren't doing much to prove me wrong. Like, how you just confessed that's exactly what you're doing...

I didn't respond to your post because I don't like you.

Oh please, as if you've ever seriously considered the option of trying to get to know me better. You've never once said anything even halfway decent to me. And still I tried to bury the hatchet with you, if only so you would knock it off.

You aren't sincere.

You keep saying that, like it's true.

There is no altercation, I told you that if you continued to call people names or belittle them for NO reason (if they attack you first by calling you names and cursing you out, then they will be in trouble or you can respond to them however you want I don't care), and that is fair.

Okay. That is fair. What isn't fair is that I should get the warning in the first place. In this particular instance, it was you, a moderator, needlessly coming in here to do a little Stereocrisis bashing. Then I get a warning? FROM YOU? That doesn't make any sense.

Yeah, because you were ACTING like one. I am only calling it as I see it, and the way you respond to people is not cool. When you get aggressive, don't be surprised when other people get aggressive right back. Don't play the victim after you treat people like shit, because that is exactly what you are doing.

This is bullshit and you know it. The only people I talk down to are the ones who do it to me first.

Just let it go man.

yeah, EXACTLY MAN. Just let it the fuck go already. I don't care. You don't care. It's settled. We don't care. Now I don't want to have to make another thread, and see you in it calling me a shitty person, and go through this crap again. Okay? Okay. The end. The end of the Zachary/Stereocrisis feud. (I fucking hope.)

At 6/12/14 08:42 PM, Stereocrisis wrote: yeah, EXACTLY MAN. Just let it the fuck go already. I don't care. You don't care. It's settled. We don't care. Now I don't want to have to make another thread, and see you in it calling me a shitty person, and go through this crap again. Okay? Okay. The end. The end of the Zachary/Stereocrisis feud. (I fucking hope.)

I am not out to get you, I am just calling you out on how you act. If you don't like that, tough, don't act that way then. You don't have to respond so angrily at everyone.

At 6/12/14 08:48 PM, Zachary wrote:

At 6/12/14 08:42 PM, Stereocrisis wrote: yeah, EXACTLY MAN. Just let it the fuck go already. I don't care. You don't care. It's settled. We don't care. Now I don't want to have to make another thread, and see you in it calling me a shitty person, and go through this crap again. Okay? Okay. The end. The end of the Zachary/Stereocrisis feud. (I fucking hope.)

I am not out to get you, I am just calling you out on how you act.

Not really pal. I was just minding my own business, as I am most times when you choose to get involved and start talking down to me... again...

You came in here, and the first thing you said was that I was extremely egotistical, only pretended that the topic was open for discussion. Then you insulted music I like, then called my behavior shitty.

If you don't like that, tough, don't act that way then. You don't have to respond so angrily at everyone.

Maybe you'd like to go back and read the types of things your saying to me. I respond angrily.. Yeah? And...?

itt

At 6/12/14 07:40 PM, Stereocrisis wrote: Oh okay, so when Zachary calls me a "shitty person", I should humbly disagree, and politely argue?

Yeah. Do that. Be open minded to the criticism of others. Don't recoil in horror when someone puts your image of yourself under scrutiny, because it only reinforces the validity of said criticism. Try having conversations with other people instead of arguments.

Even I kind of feel like coming at your biscuit right now dude. And I'm a pretty friendly guy.

I'm mainly just feeling hopelessness and empty, I sometimes live out a fantasy in the corners of my mind that makes me genuinely feel with joy, but that's it.

Glad to see we are back to talking about feelings....I mean, not that I have feelings! Feelings are for sissies.

She tore me up inside like a knife lined with barbed wire then ripped it out.....I don't hate her for it though

At 6/12/14 09:34 PM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 6/12/14 09:11 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: itt

I actually had no idea what I was walking on when I posted in this thread. Probably should have read first and then remember this is how every Stereocrisis thread crash and burns.

It's not your fault your comments inadvertently landed you smack dab in the middle of a warzone. You didn't say anything to downright embarrass yourself in response either so you have that as well.

At 6/12/14 09:34 PM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 6/12/14 09:11 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: itt

I actually had no idea what I was walking on when I posted in this thread. Probably should have read first and then remember this is how every Stereocrisis thread crash and burns.

Yeah, but they love a villain, don't they? Look at how long my threads get. So many people want to talk too me. :) In many horrible and trolling ways, I am the glue of the community. More of you talk to me than you talk to each other in a week. I rather enjoy my status as king of the trolls. And I am. Seriously. I'm the king here for that shit. King of you, and everyone here. This, ladies and gentlemen, is my kingdom.

hahaha I sure would love to look at your faces when you read something like that. ;) I frankly don't mind embracing my title of worst person here. It's comforting to know I've made so many geeks... well, geek out.

All the trouble I've caused here with mere words is laughable for me. Sorry, it's just so funny how people get offended at swearing. I swear casually, not even for emphasis. And lots of times, I think horrible things are funny to say. These same people claiming to be sooooo insulted by me really aren't at all. They just enjoy the small victory of being on the winning side of an argument. That's why people come to my threads in the first place. It's a place where they can't possibly be called out for being rude to another user. Even the mods are like, oh, it's just stereocrisis. In fact, let's join the other users in getting burthurt. It's a requirement here now. I love that I have changed things. Forever. I'm like the Joker brahh.

As if they can't handle foul language. PLEASE. Half the animations and games on this site are filled with swearing. I've never seen more nerds so full of shit in my life. hahaha

I grew up watching shows like South Park. What do you want from me? My favorite comedians are always the ones on some foul shit. I think that type of thing is funny I guess. Sorry, I know it shouldn't be applied to actual day and day conversations with people. But I'm a troll. It's my job. I have to keep up the act. I'm an actor. I'm in character when I come here. I've mentioned this before. I take a lot of weird roles. Last time I was Andy Kaufman and had to portray Tony Clifton. If you missed that one, you're in for a treat if you can even find it. I made everyone mad that day, and it was PERFECT the way I did it. lol I called for the excommunication of TonyDarkgrave. You should have seen nerds losing their shit that day! No amount of nerds have ever lost more of their own shit than on that fateful day in the entirety of this website's creation. I LOVE that I did it. hahahaha

When I say I'm King of the Trolls here, I really mean it. I take pride in it. I'm everyone favorite, rough around the edges little dennis the menace fucking cut on the roof of everyone's collective mouth.. I want to be remembered for my detailed work in fact. And you can quote me. The only good Newgrounder is a butthurt newgrounder. This thread itself has already been given the honor of my stamp of approval. You don't get much higher than a stamp of approval from a king either. These things just don't happen.

They to me to the town square in a carriage drawn by four white horses. I got out of my seat and moved towards the door. I could see my adoring public awaiting. They threw roses. They released white doves.

I stepped velvet laced foot out of my noble carriage, and revealed my face to the crowd. A few younger girls fainted in excitement. I was unbelievably covered in bling. Head to toe, I was clad in gold and diamonds. A kingly crown bestowed upon my head. I gathered my scroll, in moved into position at the center of the masses. They swooned and bowed downed to me.

I had four beautiful, bare breasted women with me. They escorted me to the podium. I unrolled my scroll, and read aloud, "On behalf of trolls everywhere, it is by great honor that I give this thread my stamp of approval. It is times like these, when you can really make people continue to read an endless amount of bullshit about some guy arrivaling in a stupid horse drawn carriage, that it really makes me proud of trolls such as myself. On this day, I will pardon one person of my choosing. This person will be immune to the trash talking from now on. This person is Zachary, since he's totally mad, and doesn't want to play anymore."

Then I just threw down the scroll, the lights went out, an obnoxiously gigantic disco ball filled the sky, and I said, "Hit it!" and techno music started playing. We danced the night away, like gluttonous animals. It was glorious.

At 6/13/14 03:02 AM, Stereocrisis wrote: troll

biggest shit-eating post of the week

you've earned it

At 6/13/14 03:02 AM, Stereocrisis wrote: the definition of trying too hard

At 6/13/14 03:09 AM, Vnzi wrote:

At 6/13/14 03:02 AM, Stereocrisis wrote: The most embarrassing thing I've seen in my life

hahahaha embarrassing? That was an awesome story. Wait, here's a continuation.

Chapter 2

They arose the next morning and parted way. The King made his way through the hills. It was getting later on in the morning now. The four white horses had become three. (One of the horses died at the rave. lol Well, not the rave, but the huge celebration of this thread being honored.)

"I say, Mr. Tully. Do you know what time we'll be arriving back at the castle?" King Stereocrisis asked the carriage driver.

"Ess not that simple sire. We have to make our descent into the caverns now. I hope you brought enough bat repellant for me this time, sir." Mr. Tully said with a hint of insolence in his voice.

"You giving me lip boy?"

Chapter 3

With Mr. Tully now dead, and all the horses eaten, Kintg Stereocrisis finally realized the errors of his ways.

"I could have called one of the commoners to come help me! Why was I so bloomin' mean to them?"

(I'm not even British, lmao)

Just then, in the distance, a glimmer of hope. It was only a small outline, but King Stereocrisis saw him. Galloping down the hill was Zachary on his brown horse.

"Zachary!" King Stereocrisis screamed. "Help me!"

Stereocrisis had spent many moons eating the decaying flesh of Mr. Tully and the horses. He was desperate for help.

Zachary took out his telescope and pointed it at the King.

"Oh bloomin' hell!" Zachary screeched. "I'm coming sire! Try not to move!"

He finally got to Stereocrisis. "Are you okay!? What happened?! Is that blood?"

"I ate them. I ate them all man."

"Well, now that you;'ve learned such a valuable lesson about other people's feelings, and have found yourself stuck in these hills, do you now understand?" Zachary asked in a fatherly voice.

"Oh yes, I do! I really do! Will you kindly help me up?" King Stereocrisis pleaded. SINCERELY. (lol)

"Of course I will. That's what good people do for other people, even when they don't like them. I can't let my dislike of you as a person lower me to a level where I won't help a dying man. Come here, you!"

Chapter 4

The last of the meat of the brown horse was dwindling...

At 6/13/14 03:29 AM, Stereocrisis wrote: The last of the meat of the brown horse was dwindling...

kill yourself

At 6/13/14 03:32 AM, JustFuckinWitYourBoy wrote:

At 6/13/14 03:29 AM, Stereocrisis wrote: The last of the meat of the brown horse was dwindling...

kill yourself

HA HA
You read that nonsense I wrote and had feelings about it.

Troll Score

KING Stereocrisis: Elevendy billion.

You: ZERO. A big zero too. Surrounded by minus symbols.

At 6/13/14 03:37 AM, Stereocrisis wrote: You: ZERO. A big zero too. Surrounded by minus symbols.

At 6/13/14 11:33 AM, SCTE3 wrote: Going to stop you right here, you are no king of trolling, no one is getting riled up at you as you THINK they are. People just get tired of your shit and call you out on it. Then you respond in negative ways saying they "earned" being responded to in a piss poor manner. You have no power here aside from being a mopey zoo lion. Then you wonder why other users and even mods like Zachary keep talking down to you? You pretty much get yourself to that position then want to whine you're being "unfairly" targeted for being called out on hypocrisy and criticism.

Listen pussy cat, I post a fair amount of garbage on here. I'll be the first to admit that. You know, most times these "insults" I hurl at people are an attempt at humor. I am in no way all riled up as you think I am either. In fact, all my best friends in life a ball breakers. I don't see why a "your mom" joke or whatever should be taken so offensively. That's just how I am. My friends and I laugh, and have fun, and trash talk. Of course it's childish. That's why it's funny. Why should I have to be so serious all the time? Can't you just once ever read one of my posts in a silly clown voice? Maybe that would help, or if you just read everything I said going into it KNOWING that I know what I'm saying is horrible. Pretend I'm saying it like your favorite stand-up comedian or something. You know, Louis C.K. has opened some of his shows with the line, "I fucked all your mothers, and here you all are. That's weird." It's all about context. If you see me as a smartass more than anything, instead of someone ACTUALLY going off uncontrollable.. do you see what I mean by that? That my outbursts are calculated and planned? And not just outbursts that I can't help? I don't know you, so I can't have any way of knowing one way or another if a person like you even has a sense of humor. Or if you do, my kind of sense of humor.

You're not even close to the worst person here, you're just someone who behaves in a negative manner in every thread you make craving more and more attention, much like a high school girl who has a bad attitude, you say you're open to discussion and then start to trash talk people and wonder why you have little to no friends.

lol, oh wow. Chill out girl. I have plenty of friends outside of this website. Sorry, I just kind of use the separation I have with you people as license to be a dick sometimes, but it's normally all in good fun until soooo many people take it seriously and get mad. lol If you understand the context of my posts, and the intentions behind them, they no longer become as sincerely mean as they come off. I'm probably the most sarcastic person you'll ever meet. I mean really, who cares if I want to satirically be mean online? You know the problem? Half the time I'm so sincere, and the other half I'm really sarcastic. So those two elements get mixed together, and of course through the wonders of not having body language and vocal tone to add emphasis when I'm joking, or being serious, the lines of communication get crossed. If people take what I'm saying the wrong way, instead of just laughing their balls off, then that makes me a successful troll. What more do you want?

Who gives a shit about cussing in the first place? People come to your thread to shit talk you? No, we come to your threads in hopes of a civil and open discussion, which as I already pointed quickly becomes a ruse and excuse from you to talk down to everyone who doesn't have the same opinion. You have no victories to speak of, only shame and losses. You're far older than this feline, yet you act far younger than me which is sad.

lol I don't mind acting younger than I am. Should I instead be a grouch like you? That's what people seem to think is SUCH a better option. So then why are people like that miserable? Anyone who has ever said, "grow up" to anyone can likely not take a joke, or they think being an adult means being a hard ass all the time. If that's what growing up is, I'm all set. There's nothing wrong with being young at heart, and not conforming to the idea that the only way to be an adult is to at all times act serious, and grumpy.

You're also a terrible troll if you can even call it that. The second you start to lose your shit and any open discussion that was happening, you try to call it off as a trolling attempt instead of admitting you just have a bad attitude towards almost everyone who posts in your thread.

lol I trolled you pussy cat, and you're still butthurt I see. Successful troll is successful. Days later, people are still mad. hahahahaha

Again, not even a good troll, you're shit tier. I see better trolls on the forum on a daily basis and applaud the very few who do a good job of it. You're just a sad little man who tries to turn any losing argument around by calling it "trolling" when you're just desperate for yet more attention and how do you get it? By treating everyone like shit and saying you did nothing to earn being treated like crap.

hahahahahahahahahaha a sad little man. bahahahahhahahahahaha the funny part is you, or anyone here is no better. Thanks for trying to school me on online social etiquette though. hahahahahahahahahahahaha

You mean the lights gave half the people epilepsy while the rest of the people tear into you for not caring about the epileptics, you really are a little kid after all...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

TL;DR - Grow up and stop treating people who respond to you like shit. If you want respect and halfway decent answers in your thread then behave like a decent person instead of a chimp with rabies in a zoo towards people.

But I am a chimp with rabies in a zoo. Any clear headed person could see that.

Dude,dont get depressed easily.
Bad times come often.
The more you think negatively of it,the worser you will feel.
Just let go of them.Dont keep sad memories.
Remember that you are the awesome guy :DDDDD stay calm.
Take everything with calmness and positiveness to the fullest extent!
Even when you are all fucked up,dont feel pessimist,calm yourself,work out a solution.
If your emotions get affected on listening to songs,dont listen to the songs that make you sad or that they relate to your present condition...rather listen to songs like 'I am sexy and I know it' 'Sorry for Party Rocking' 'Happy' and other songs which cheer you up.Works atleast for me :S
If you feel ignored,dont think about those people,happens to me every now and then. :S
Greet everyone like a friend,also dont reply back with pessimism.
It hurts the other person and they will think you to be a douchebag.
I remember being a kinda faggot retard until an year back,incidents have happened that changed me.Trust me,the main thing of depression lies in your imagining that,its not easy to just push it away out of your mind.
Think of the good things which have a lasting impression on you,your good friends and stuff.Do things which make you happy and listen to mind-cheering songs ^.^
Good Luck ahead ! :)

At 6/13/14 12:38 PM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 6/13/14 12:04 PM, Stereocrisis wrote: lol I trolled you pussy cat, and you're still butthurt I see. Successful troll is successful. Days later, people are still mad. hahahahaha

"oMG, I tRoLlEd so hurd, I made teh cat madz when I'm totally not trying to look like a twat on the forums"
Pretty much all you sound like at this point. No point trying to reason or argue with you since you're too stupid to think for yourself. Letting your kids post for you are you?

You didn't even come close to making me angry or get trolled. You just proved my points, thanks.

Look how hostile you are. This is what you're calling me out for too. So ironic. What a slap in the face. The rude calling me out for being rude. Go figure. You people are so full of yourselves. Probably on the rag...

This is what you and everyone else looks like too me:

"I'm butthurt, please someone notice that I'm having a confrontation here! Please please like me everyone. Can't you see that because I'm making sense against someone who is intentionally not making sense, that clearly I'm the winner? Come on everyone! Let's point out more flaws of his while denying our own. We're all far superior. It's okay to talk down to certain people. Why? Oh, because he talks down to us, so let's all be hypocrites, and make the situation 100 times worse then it had to be. We will walk off champions of the internet!"

So you see, in my view, that's what you guys look like. And for that reason, I don't mind playing along, and continuing to be purposefully ignorant to get a rise out of you.